XVX

[stormypants]

dinner date. kinda nervous.

[understeerking]

ARC PS13 D1 2006📸

[humansofnewyork]

“I have twenty superheroes that I keep in a folder on my phone and I take it out to look at them, and I pretend that I am the leader of an entire superhero team.  The whole team is counting on me to get as strong as possible because I am the muscle of the team.  Being the biggest is like a way to take charge.  It doesn’t even matter if I have super powers because I can use my own true strength, and the barbell is like a type of weapon.  It’s important as a leader to always listen to your team.  Our whole team decided together that friendship is more important than winning.  Nobody will be mad at me if I lose.  They don’t care if I bring home a medal.  My family and my friends and Coach John and everyone in the Philippines will be proud of me even just for lifting weights.” (Special Olympics World Games, Abu Dhabi, UAE)

[stormypants]

hello Easton, please sponsor me lmao

[stormypants]

fuck

[stormypants]

no matter how loud the music is, this drive home is still quiet

[porscars]

Porsche 935 K4 (1980)

Fans of F1 invite you to: https://tifosif1.tumblr.com/

[torqueofthetown]

[stormypants]

me + my baby

[iamsimplyclean]

[sassysaidie]

[fallontonight]

[ahhthelegend]

DING DING DING

[bitchycode]

‪What part of “i don’t wanna spend anymore money” don’t I understand

[singsongstardust]

Literally

[stormypants]

places that track bikes don’t belong

[guacamoolie]

Elders and parents think it’s disrespectful to not let them disrespect you.

[asvpfrenchie-deactivated2022112]

facts

[iamyouryazzy]

I have never in my life read something so fucking accurate 

[cephalotodd-deactivated20190310]

we should make fun of americans more. why dont their shops include tax in the price tag. like how much does this item cost? its a surprise :)

[moomoobooboo-deactivated2020102]

Honestly, tea. I’ve lived here my whole life and I have never once known what my total is gonna be at the register. Total fucking mystery.

[2-face]

im an ex-american living in new zealand for the past two years and it still never fails to blow my mind that i can take a $2 coin, walk up to a counter with two $1 items, and perform the expected transaction

[greekedtext]

this callout is completely deserved

[blackumi]

You just gotta round up, Americans. $1.99? Bring $2.25 just in case. $21.99?, go ahead and bring $25 for good measure. You gotta EXPECT your country to butt fuck you to live here

[stormypants]

places track bikes don’t belong