Picture this hot and heavy Friday but let’s take it back to the morning and walk you through.
Wake up, nail in head migraine. Tooth you had a filling on 5 days ago? Throbbing. The bad kind. You feel like ASS.
You think eh we will see how the days goes I’m fucked on shit to do and take a bunch of Tylenol.
Entire day, sensitivity. You forget to eat and only drink an iced latte and then cold brew.
Both fuck you up every sip anyways.
You have so much to do and you make it more complicated because your preferences make you drive all over to get what you want.
You sell a 106 year old shaving kit, guy at ups store offers you more money for it and the interaction is odd because the shear amount of people behind you and this guy is haggling? Being nice? I don’t know lmao
Two grocery stores, ups store, gas station, and 5 below later- home. Finally.
Take a shower and wash away the adrenaline from the day and find your face extremely hot and actively swelling.
Take a fuck ton of ibuprofen now for inflammation lmao
You drive 45 minutes to the nearest ER for stupid antibiotics.
Dance your way there and half way, start to gas light yourself into thinking wait… is this necessary because now the adrenaline has returned and pain has dulled.
Keep going because now youve decided to get Thai food after.
Your entire fucking state decides everyone graduates high school on the same fucking Friday. Hell yeah.
Traffic? Nightmare. People? Also nightmare.
The Emergency Room? Nightmare lol
Securty guard and nurses? Went to school with them lmao
My fuck ass dentist? DROPPED bitch you suck ass.
God damn, still dancing though lmao. I can take on the fucking world with the resilience and stubbornness I harbor in this body 🤣
I deserve a glass of wine, a joint, a belly full of noodles and steak, and an orgasm.
snowghoul
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