Eh.

Steph from Australia.

[transgenderjihadist]

for @rainmv

[whitepeopletwitter]

[bangedbysatan-deactivated201909]

Tumblr would enjoy this I thought

[bangedbysatan-deactivated201909]

I love reading how my video of my dogs cured people’s depression. They’re so wholesome.

[anybodyandsomebody]

Dog 1: Mesmerized, pure, wholesome

Dog 2: Absolute madman

[forestwildflower-deactivated202]

I’ve watched this 5 times and each time is better than the last

[le-chien-andalou]

Vampire Hunter D. by Yoshitaka Amano 

[trend-spotting]

[super-metroid]

“population growth” is just a formal mathematical way of saying “how fast can people fuck?”

[kokkuri3]

You’re missing an important part of this, here.

“Population growth” is just a formal mathematical way of saying “How fast can people fuck and also die?”

[super-metroid]

actually its more like “how much faster are people fucking than they are dying?”

[maxburgiv-deactivated20181216]

fuck to death ratio

[super-metroid]

exactly

[gamecubewizard]

rate of smash and pass

[neurotypical-karen]

My friend works two jobs and doesn’t tend to specify which one he’s talking about, so he’ll say stuff like “a lady died at work today” and the rest of us have to play a fun little game called Nursing Home Or Yankee Candle.

[neurotypical-karen]

Today he goes “someone threw a candle at me at work >:(” and I think I can finally reliably pin down one of his anecdotes but nope! It was the wretched nursing home!!!!!

[lovetravelmusichedgehog]

German Alps

[vuruncaherseycalisir]

[trashmag1ck]

[the-bookshop]

Source.

[blond-shell]

Zoë Kravitz for Harper’s BAZAAR (2018)

[8bitnatsuki-deactivated20200525]

hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year hell year

[taragrimface]

(from a 2015 interview)

i hope she’s comfortable

[hella-gay-trash]

Please don’t forget the best one so far^^^

[eiruriofidkewoeeifjjdis374738-d]

another example of Koko’s humour by Jane Goodall:

[autumngracy]

Nothing pleases me more than to learn the fact that apes also will look at a thing and go “it me”

[chimericaloutlier]

#hardsame

[weloveshortvideos]

“Thats alright, its just yer legs fell off”

[john-paul-jonesing-for-liberty]

“Es less weight” “Dun’t stop cause yer leg’s fell off” @lastgunfighterballad

[lastgunfighterballad]

God bless the Scots

[snpsnpsnp]

[childmagazine]

A black crow attacks one of the Pope’s white doves.

[ampervadasz]

Menő

[forgotten-sea-god]

[gayhaircut]

My advice to everyone is to develop a thick skin but not to lose ur softness. Like moisturise spiritually