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POV: you are poor clanka 🥺

always funny to remember darth vader is anakin skywalker. the adrenaline junkie chucklefuck who used to dive head first out of speeders and built a pod racer in his yard when he was like six is now upper-middle management for the evil empire. half of his appearances in the original trilogy are Meetings. vader spends like 80% of his time dealing with bureaucratic bullshit. status updates. team meetings. holo-Zooms. budget rundowns. anakin betrayed the jedi and caused the fall of the republic and his punishment is being CC'd on every email forever. and you know what. he would hate that. the punishment fits the criminal

seasonofhorror

ELVIRA: MISTRESS OF THE DARK

1988, dir. James Signorelli

5bi5

Yelling “we got company” right before being attacked by a horde of enemies probably feels good as fuck for an action protagonist

chimaerakitten

Look if a garment is like. Wool or silk. And it’s like, don’t put me in the fucking wash. I’m like yeah of course ma’am I shall lightly dab you with a damp cloth and air you out so you don’t get stinky. But when a polyester garment is like “hand wash only” I’m like who the FUCK do you think you are. You’re plastic. Get in the drum.

mumblingsage

This was a kind of sweet dashboard coincidence.

bugjolteon

so many. stupid fucking people. smugly wrong. the term . "all art is political". does not mean. every artist puts political intent into their work. no. the guy drawing dicks on the subway did not intend any deep message by it. HOWEVER. all art. IS political. he chose to draw that dick. for a reason. society shaped what he finds funny. what he finds shocking. the fact he chose to draw a dick at all says something about his society. actually, the fact it is a dick and not a pussy is itself political. we are all. ALL. shaped by our environments. in an alternate universe a woman is drawing a vulva on the wall. and shes saying "TCH! this isnt political. stupid liberals". all art. has political CONTEXT. that is a more specific way to phrase it. because we live in a society. who has access to art? where is the art located? who is the artist? why did they draw that in that specific location. what led to them even having the sharpie they used to draw the dick to begin with. their society shaped their tools! their society shaped their choice of subject! their society shaped the location of their art! but these people are too stupid to understand this. so theyll continue pretending that they are not shaped by their political environment. SAD!

bugjolteon

out of all the posts ive made that have blown up this has to be the most fascinating Given how i was too drunk to remember how to form full sentences. but was i wrong? no.

dekaythepunk

Death of Peace of Mind || Bad Omens [\m/]

oceanview15

I need an entire comic mini series from the perspective of the Bludhaven Police Department every time Red Hood is brought up or even there in person

Cop: Man that Red Hood guy is really making a name for himself. It’s pretty impressive how quickly he’s risen to power, actually.

Dick: (already annoyed at Jason because he won’t return Dick’s favorite hoodie) Don’t even give him that kind of credit. A crime lord deserves no praise.

Another cop: Yeah, I’m just glad the crazy bastard isn’t here. That piece of shit should be locked up forever.

Dick: (getting defensive now because that IS his little brother) He’s still a person, Jerry! Even if he is a criminal you shouldn’t talk about him like that! He’s trying his best!

The rest of the precinct: ????

The infamous Red Hood has been brought in to the Bludhaven Police Department for questioning after being found running operations in their city. Surprisingly, Officer Grayson insisted that he be the one to question him. (Jason let himself get caught on purpose)

Dick: Alright, you low life piece of trash! You’re gonna answer my questions quickly so we can both get on with our days! (They both agreed to be at family dinner at the manor tonight)

Jason: Sorry, I don’t speak swine.

Dick: YOU KNOW WHAT- (leaps over the table)

The other cops find Officer Grayson and Red Hood in a wrestling/slap fight on the ground

ianime0

Vigilante: BNHA Illegals S2 || Eraser Head (Aizawa Shouta) Episode 4

robs-your-robins

I can’t stop thinking about the post you made about the rouges liking Brucie and trying to work around him when they do crime like. All of Gotham loves Bruce and this does NOT exclude the rogues

Say what you will about Bruce but he tries and the rogues respect that. He funds medical research, he pours money into initiatives to help the poor and lost in Gotham, he speaks out on issues, he roots out corruption and waste in his own company no matter the cost. The man tries. Can he change Gotham? How the rogues feel about the place? No. But he's trying.