stozier enthusiast

stanley uris is an angel boy

[psychokinetic-weirdo]

i won’t hesitate bitch

[stanstanuris-deactivated2018051]

Richie: hi Stan

Stan: Go away you fucking scum of the earth

Stan: *turns to bill* do you think he knows I’m in love with him

Bill: Nuh-No, not at all

[scaredbisexual]

Why, why what a terrible time (to be alive)| Stozier University!AU

University!AU where Stan studies accounting and (obviously) loves to spend time in the park watching birds and one day he just sits on his favourite bench, doing some homework and gazing at the pretty birds around him and he sees a boy on a skateboard with a horrendous sense of fashion, crooked coke-bottle glasses and colorful band-aids on his knees and he is weirdly interested, watching him doing tricks instead of focusing on his things.

So when he meets him another day in a coffee lounge he works in he is just delighted but as soon as the boy opens his mouth (throwing a “your mom” joke at him obviously) Stanley gets kind of disappointed.

But then

THEN the boy smiles at him and scribbles down something on a piece of paper and wow, it is his phone number with “You are adorable, please call me xx Richie” AND WELL OF COURSE STAN CALLS HIM THE SAME AFTERNOON

Would you guys want me to write it? Let me know!!

[witchyoons-remade-deactivated20]

reblog if you’re gay, shy or a fucking idiot

[chokied-deactivated20200101]

how about all three

[s00kyb1tch]

I’m all three too man.

[losver-kaspbrak-deactivated2018]

reblog if you’re an active It blog

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[was-i-even-reddie]

Hi welcome to chili’s

[bladekindprince-deactivated2017]

Important

I have reason to believe that someone is going around into other people’s accounts and sending them messages on IM with fake links. 

This happened to me just now. I thought it was suspicious after seeing the tinyurl link, but I clicked it anyway and it brought me here:

Whatever you do, DO NOT LOG IN. Take a closer look at the URL at the top.

This is a scam. It’s a website made to look like tumblr’s home page, and it will steal your information and hack you right out of your account.

My guess is that this has already happened to tumblr user @turntableking and their account is being used to drag more people in.

Please be careful!

[shoutloaf]

just got this and was like no

[thisuserjustwantspeace]

Shit! I FUCKING LOGGED IN!!! 😡😡😡😖😖😖😭😭😭 I DON’T WANNA START OVER!!!

[starryeyedaquarius-deactivated2]

Damn it! I knew I should have reblogged it! Then you would’ve seen it.

[thisuserjustwantspeace]

It’s ok love I changed my password so they won’t get in.

[ask-redmix-pro-dj-deactivated20]

Just Got One, dont click it

[ask--infurnarose]

itsover goodbye guys i fucked up 

[the-deadpool-is-the-best-blog]

mee too I got it from someone called fandomthingsask

[asktheartpone]

Keep your eyes peeled guys!

[carlosbrony]

Guys, change the password now!!!! 

[real-blu-phoenix]

Damn it!! I just put my shit in!

[enderstine-deactivated20210924]

Yes, I feel for the sane shit

[unnamed-arts]

Okay so, I may have fallen for this trick lol, but if you’ve fallen for this trick too, PLEASE CHANGE YOUR PASSWORD IMMEDIATELY! (That’s what I did)

Stay safe everyone!

[enderstine-deactivated20210924]

I had to change my password and it was a nightmare. PLEASE don’t click it

[pixelz01-deactivated20250413]

This is horrible spread the word be safe and don’t click on the link!!!!

[hentai-koinu]

Holy crap

[magicalwolfgirllupus-deactivate]

Don’t click on any suspicious links, even if you know it’s probably bad and want to warn other people. Ignore the link and make a post about it.

[oldtranswizard]

Don’t just ignore it - Press ‘’Looks suspicious? Mark as spam’’ button in the chat, so Tumblr’s gonna take a move agaisnt.

[magicalwolfgirllupus-deactivate]

Even better.

[drawnsnake]

Reblogging. I personally never got one of those, but someone else might.

[t-a-r-0-t]

Hey, stop scrolling.

Everyone who is reading this: I’m so glad you’re alive. I’m so proud of you. You are loved. I’m here. Don’t give up, we’re almost there.

Pass it on.

[stozicr-blog]

please

request a headcanon i’m so bored

[stozicr-blog]

i honestly don't like any other IT ship other than stozier and benverly but i will do any IT ship. i am d o w n

[stozicr-blog]

please

request a headcanon i'm so bored

[kingdenbro]

Stan did not like Valentine’s Day.

It was messy. It was too chaotic and too much feelings poured out. It was messy, hearts being filled and hearts being broken in high numbers. He watched as oblivious people sauntered away from lockers, from gifts, from the person who loved them. He watched the sales of red hearts, red flowers, red, red, red… rise impeccably.

‘Why red?’ He always wondered. ‘Red is so harsh and so cruel. Why not blue?’

Stan did not like Valentine’s Day because it encompassed his biggest fear. His fear of falling in love. And not just falling in love, but falling in love with his best friend, a boy.

And every year, he’d watch his estranged lover aim for someone new, often a girl, just to get shot down. Every year, he’d watch the girl scrunch up her nose and turn away from the young, handsome boy. Every year, he’d watch the boy’s face fall before shrugging and moving back towards his friends. Every year, he wished it was him.

Luck didn’t work like that. Especially not for a boy who had to flick his bedroom light on and off thirteen times before leaving. Especially not for a boy who once cried because the colours of his sheets faded in the wash and it no longer matched. Especially not for a boy who fell asleep to the thoughts of wild curls against the back of neck, tickling and feeling like home.

So Stan always sat, every February Fourteenth with a curled lip and darkened eyes. Until he didn’t have to.

The boy of his dreams, the one who got under his skin and pulled every end of his nerves, showed up at his door. Fresh. Clean. His hair was brushed but the curls were still wild. His glasses had been removed. Contacts, he remembered the boy saying. Grew tired of breaking 'em. Fresh shaved face, chapped lips glistening with some sort of gloss. A button-down, wrinkled but put on. And a set of blue flowers.

Blue, blue, blue.

I know you don’t like red, the boy said with a wavering voice. He sounded nervous. Stan had never heard him speak like that before; soft and gentle, like the slightest noise would crush Stan. I also know you don’t like milk chocolate so I got dark.

Stan, in his fresh, matching silk pajamas laughed. His face twisted into a wide grin and tears burned at the back of his eyes. He slipped down and wrapped his arms around the boy and tears bubbled at the back of his throat. The curls pressed against his neck and Stan felt safe; cigarettes and cheap cologne and a faint hint of vanilla perfume.

I love you, Richie.

Really?

So, for the next few years, Richie showed up like clockwork. 11:47 p.m., just like the first year, with an attempted iron button up and blue flowers and dark chocolate.

Stan started to like Valentine’s Day.

[kingdenbro]

headcanon that richie&stan keep their relationship private for awhile but they come in a dumb way (probably something along the lines of Eddie telling Richie “I’m going to choke you if you don’t shut up” and Richie resounding with “that’s Staniel’s job”) and when the club is like “oh cool whatever you finally told us”, richie just turns to stan and is all like

“THEY

BE-EYEEEN KNEW (insert voice crack)

STANLEY”

and Stan is like “I suddenly forget why I’m dating you”

[stansdead]

richie randomly picking stan up and carrying him around bridal-style while stan squeals and yells at him“put me down, richie! richie, i’m gonna fall!” and richie just laughs and calls stan adorable.

some days though, days where stan is feeling soft, he won’t protest and just let himself fall into richie’s arms, his face pressed again richie’s neck, a faint smile on his face. days like those will leave richie grinning and close to tears at how precious his boyfriend is.

[arionaleilani]

the losers club as things i saw, heard, or said in the past week

bill: what do you want to be in twenty years

ben: a library

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all seven, in unison: *chanting “kill it!” repeatedly with absolutely no explanation as to why*

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richie: i just *clenches fist in front of face dramatically* don’t want to

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eddie: i mean… that sounds pretty gay

richie: you sound pretty gay

mike: literally both of you are gay

eddie: wow we get it you’re straight

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stan: *drops pencil and stares at it* i fucking hate existing

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mike: *crying over a picture of a chicken wearing a hat*

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beverly, in response to the co-chairman of the committee calling her his assistant: we both know i’m in charge here, fuckin’ pussy

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bill: *makes eye contact with richie across the classroom*

richie, with no emotion on his face: *starts sliding his phone into his mouth*

bill, under his breath: what the fuck is wrong with you

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ben: i woke up in the middle of the night panicking about my sixteenth birthday

ben: it took fifteen minutes before i remembered that i’m already eighteen

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bill: i’m a lover, not a fighter

beverly: you punched me in the tit this morning

bill: well you shouldn’t have fucking touched my muffin

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eddie: good news, after some help from the teacher, i figured out how to solve the problem on my quiz

eddie: bad news, i needed help because i was so tired that i forgot how division works

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richie: does anything make you happy

stan: sometimes i think about going to your funeral

stan: never fails to make me smile

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mike: *starts playing flappy bird in class*

richie: WHAT THE FUCK IT’S 2018

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beverly: *shows up twenty minutes late wearing a panda onesie and holding a milkshake*

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all seven: *telling weird stories about their families*

mike: my dad wrestled a shark once

stan: explain

mike: he was on a boat

stan: that doesn’t help

[midoriyasbones]

Reblog if you are 100% okay with a transgender person correcting you if you accidentally misgender them or use their dead name.

[lettherebelight97]

Fucking tell me dude. I don’t get mad or awk. There’s no point in you feeling weird through our convo. Let me know and I’ll do my best to change it up, I might slip up, but just remind me :)

[heehoo-snek]

please correct my error

[hetteh-spegetteh]

“It gets Stranger”; a crossover!

[softelmax-deactivated20180701]

this is everything i ever wanted

[the-memedaddy]