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Ashley//What am I doing with my life

[ripe]

花布爱上鸟_ on weibo

[vulnerability00]

[calellon]

[escapismroom]

today I was wearing my “yes homo” shirt and some lady told me “you’re going to hell” and I replied with “with you existing, I’m already there” and I s2fg she made this exact face

[socialexecution]

IM LAUGHING

[isaac]

“There are some people you’ll never see again. At least, not in the same way”

— Iain Thomas (via glassbonespaperskin)

[paperstorm]

Australian comedian Jim Jefferies points out the ridiculousness of American pro-gun arguments. x x

[redhead4eyes]

Welp

[stickerjock]

friends reboot but its just joey and he’s your friend

[charmammyy]

[basketballamerican-deactivated2]

[love]

my mom said “going back to an old relationship is like rewatching a movie and expecting a different ending to happen” and that hit me hard

[bugkeeping]

yeehaw

[gostink]

Riders on the worm.. .

[eyeimagery]

@japhers

[rosswoodpark]

Everyone talks about how animals can see colors we can’t but I wanna know wtf my dog is smelling for three minutes on the sidewalk

[kalichnikov]

That’s conk creat babey!!!!!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

it’s only an unpaid internship if you don’t steal enough office supplies

[ramenismyhome]

Stealing is wrong

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

You mean unpaid internships? I agree

[stuglies-deactivated20180220]

i dont know if this is funnier with or without the context of this being a comment on a gnomeo and juliet vore fic

[ggghoulish]

a fucking what

[fishmalazahn]

[thcrin]

I am Chidi. Chidi is me.

[homoz]

[itsslcp]

Not to be dramatic, but I would die for Humphrey.

[bext-k]

I LOVE HUMPHREY