hey what’s willkey?? gayestmike acc tag was broken but im so curious
OH NO DID HE DELETE THE ACC???
sparknotes is tht willkey is a satirical byler variant (willis/mikey rather than will/mike) created before st5 dropped. willis and mikey are adult byler in an au where mikey is extremely repressed and willis is recently divorced. they live in chicago and there is a lot of supernatural spooky magic stuff.
long version/smcu rundown below the cut! LOTS of lore so this took me several days to compile and write down.
k so willkey is the main ship of the SMCU, or Straightest Mike Cinematic Universe. the SMCU was created by @/straightestmike (later changed his name to @/gayestmike following some revelations) as a satire account before season 5 dropped. it was created to make fun of the mike that m11's thought was going to be canon, and the universe expanded following some straightest mike lore drops that basically explained that mikey (straightestmike's name) had a will named willis and that willis's sister ella was mikey's wife. the important part of these lore drops (and truth be told the only part i actually remember) was that willis and mikey had kissed on a new years party, but in a Totally Heterosexual way according to mikey. from this came the accounts of @straightestella and @gayestwiil. and also i think @gayestcody was an og? cody being willis's husband who willis had gotten with after the fateful new years makeout. from there the universe grew, including the cousfinns (every single finn wolfhard character) and their accompanying finn-laws (anyone in the finn wolfhard universes) every st character from max to murray to eden, and some mike (@straightestpaladin and @straightest-michelle). @lesbianestrobin and @dustin-judges enter the scene and take over as lore masters for the SMCU. robin's canva subscription fueled the charts of who's who and how they're related (hopefully that's the most recent chart lol), which saved the sanity of everyone involved. @dustin-judges as DM and lore master and our rightful god (sorry God Ross) started a mystery rp thing where the rp accounts in the SMCU played through a mystery thing that kicked off with the first release of the SMCU newspaper (@smcu-reports which is also run by @dustin-judges) and mystery #1 was WHO IS DUSTIN'S WIFE? you can find it yourself in the initial issue(s) of the newspaper if you'd like (issue 1, issue 2, issue 3). the newspapers are AMAZING btw please do check them out.
anyway, dustin's wife ended up being alice, a reporter for the SMCU paper, who then went missing while investigating ??? a phone number was released with the third issue for the smcu newspaper under the ad for the straightest plumb shack, which could be called! the plumb shack was discovered by @bicuriousestchris to be located in chicago, which was confirmed by smcu-reports, and chris followed up on this discovery with finding out that dustin and his wife both lived and worked in chicago. smcu-reports released the text version of what ??? said on the phone call. The [redacted] is long. The [redacted] [redacted] when blue meets yellow in the [redacted]. A trip [redacted] will show that [redacted], you were right. [redacted]. the members of the smcu put their heads together and decided they kind of had no idea what to do about that. it's a code! we discovered that! and then we got distracted by one direction. the smcu figured out that the mystery revolved around being closeted/internalized homophobia, but were otherwise clueless and got distracted again by russians. dustin was the first victim of a straightness epidemic, changing his name to straightest-dustin and posting about how hetero he was, and straightness abounded for like a day until lucas and dustin had a homoerotically charged fight. it was also revealed that all of alice's things (clothes, mugs, etc) were missing along with the woman herself. it was confirmed that several smcu reporters had gone missing, including alice. @bicuriousestchris had the lock-in of the century and compiled all of the evidence proving that the smcu reports anon and alice were the same person and also dustin's wife. @the-god-ross-duffer figured out that one of the missing words in the code was truth (the truth [redacted] when blue meets yellow). dustin briefly forgot he had a wife. nancy figured out more of the code. dustin revealed that mikey was too important to mess around with the mystery stuff. dustin and lucas made up after lucas brought dustin flowers and apologized (henderclair agenda i see you). petuniagate was invented by the smcu theory team to talk about the mystery surrounding the flowers.
skip forward a little bit because this mystery lasted like a MONTH you guys. it kicked off on like dec 16 and wrapped officially on NEW YEARS (though things did happen for a few days afterward). (i've only covered up to the 20th so far) (help me). i don't know if the SMCU THEORIZATION FORUM community is visible to everyone but if you scroll through there you can get a play-by-play.
anywho. i designated myself the finnverse researcher after @bisexualborisp had some kind of freaky ass nightmare. all members of the finnverse later reported nightmares, namely michelle, chris, richie, ask-mike (@ask-the-wheeler), and ofc boris (who, i'll be honest, i was talking to the most. sorry guys it just made more sense in character as @closeted-theoooo). boris had a rapture-induced dream after overdosing (unrelated) and was talking to a shadowy figure. also reported seeing himself but wrong. this phrase, "myself but wrong," would go on to haunt me for weeks to come. again, more finnverse characters experienced the same dream, and these dreams eventually branched out throughout the smcu with, confusingly, even steve experiencing some kind of nightmare. after @gayestcody had a phone call with alice and we theorizers remembered this was an rp-verse and we could interact with things, theo (MEEE) and @lesbianest-vickie set out to mikey's restaurant, which was closed down by this point, to investigate. we discovered a pile of alice's shoes, as well as some amazing music. we then accidentally burned down the store, but not before rescuing some of alice's shoes. later, we went back to look at the shoes we'd found, and discovered a thumb drive hidden in one of them, which led us to a web page. sorry i'm skipping so much stuff i feel bad! quick overview, boris and i invented color-coding, richie forgot things, willis bullied cody, we had a custom wordles, all of the finnverses forgot things and my dear friend "you don't look how you used to" slapped me in the face repeatedly, we discovered most of the code, willis went on a yacht. anyway. theo and vickie had this conversation with Forgotten, aka the lady who was terrorizing our anons and saying cryptic mean things about God Ross. yours truly did hella detective work and figured out that forgotten was a part of a cycle that theo was about to fall victim to, i was proven right because my hypothesis was that boris would forget theo's name next and he did, meaning that theo:forgotten::boris:michelle (forgotten's lover was a she/her using finnverse character, so it had to be michelle) (the finnverse characters were discovered to be Mirrors of mikey, who was also the center of the universe). mikey and willis reunited and our beautiful theorizers ALMOST solved the code, coming up with the following: the wait is long. the truth comes out when blue meets yellow in the garden. a trip down memory lane will show that in the end, you were right. [redacted sentence]. the theorizers also learned that the code was the passcode to the webpage that theo and vickie found. i continued going insane about the mirrors and the cycle they were clearly trapped in. meanwhile, michelle remembered forgotten's name -- iris -- and had a conversation with her. mikey and willis continued being dramatic. @bicuriousestchris once again came in clutch and discovered that if mikey and willis got their happy ending, the bullshit with the smcu would go back to normal and everyone else would get to fall in love with who they wanted, rather than having to love a willis mirror if they were a mikey mirror. we continued going insane until we finally solved the entire code!
The wait is long. The truth comes out when blue meets yellow in the garden. A trip down memory lane will show that in the end, you were right. You had all the answers.
you can plug it into the website if you want to check that out, it's fantastic! very cool and a lot of willkey backstory in there.
on dec 25, willis and mikey had a talk. mikey confessed his true feelings, explaining that while he had been running from himself and hurting his friends and family for so long, he was ready to accept who he was. how he felt. he wasn't straight, and he never had been. he was in love with willis. he knew he'd hurt willis, though, and even though he knew willis might be done with him, mikey still wanted to be near him. willis said he loved mikey back. they went to watch a christmas movie together. all was well.
we had solved it! there was still mystery to go, however. God Ross had started the rapture in order to save those who were Michael Queeler truthers and condemn those who were #straightestmike believers (which was really just mikey, the straightest trio, and for a horrifying few hours the mythical beast of straightest-dustin). however, with the cosmic shitshow mikey had unleashed on chicago, the rapture was out of control and slated for new year's day. also, mayoral elections for chicago were slated for the 30th, with both cody and mikey running for mayor (chrissy and dustin as their respective deputies). however, things were slowing down.
mikey and willis got engaged and won the mayoral elections. the amazing @true-rat-king made some gorgeous art for the smcu. the rapture occurred in three parts (x, x, x, also a video) culminating in a question posed to every member of the smcu:
From the moment that life was breathed into you and you became alive, you have been carefully guided and observed by those above. You have always had free will, and the choices you made throughout your life have led you to this point. Now you are at a crossroads, and you have been summoned here to face The Truth.
The Truth: the essence that guides the universe, the one thing that permeates time and space and is all around you at every second of your existence, yet which escapes scientific understanding. The guiding principle that holds the universe together and gives consciousness meaning. Now you must show us what you have learned. You must decide your fate.
What is love?
unfortunately, not every viewer of the elaborate performance the smcu put on understood any of what we said, created, and built. the smcu disbanded due to the unsustainability of the energy we'd been putting into it, yes, but also because of the increased amount of hate we recieved. anons told members that they weren't welcome, that they were worthless, and that they should leave the community they built. mikey and willis' account runners both left the smcu, and apparently now their accounts have been deleted. shortly after mikey and willis left, dustin, michelle, and many others said goodbye to the smcu. while a large number of us are still here, we're nearly inactive these days. our story is preserved in our posts, and i personally have no intention of deleting my smcu blog. i maintain that the smcu is a better ending that st5. fuck you, duffers, i hope you get bullied off the internet, because you deserve it a thousand times more than mikey.
oh and! we don't have willkey fanfic YET, but we do have smcu fic! robin (@wideyedgayss) authored The SMCU Murders Tammy Thompson, which is exactly what it sounds like and is a ton of fun. cody (@friendlyneighbourhooddm) wrote the fate of the epilogue boyfriend, which follows cody's journey to joining the smcu. i wrote you, just like heaven, which is a missing scene of michelle's nightmares and her remembering iris.
not really sure how to end this so WE ARE ALL DIANA <3
This is an amazing summary of the SMCU!!! So much happened... Thanks for making this :)) Reposting so people know what's up.
In case anyone is wondering I won't delete this account, but it will be mostly inactive.
You can still submit asks, repost, comment, or mention me and I will reply!!!
I just won't be posting much or actively involving myself in stuff/making new content. But yeah I still check the account. If you wanna rp or do any new stuff in the SMCU let me know!!! <3
Sigh I knew this day would come but I was seriously hoping it WOULDN'T...
So you guys might know me as Straightest Michelle, the Mikey variant that married him and has a whole freaking side story involving a new character that we ended up NOT explaining till the end (I'm very sorry about that)
But I'm also Alex, I love sad ass movies, writing, drawing and my friends. I have two little sisters and divorced parents. My favorite band is radiohead and I've binged 3 seasons of shameless in two weeks. I don't have a favorite color nor do I know what I am or what I want to be. I have diagnosed anxiety and some other episodic stuff that I won't get into. I get existential too much. My birthday was a week ago and I didn't celebrate it. I don't have many IRL friends and my grades aren't always the best. I have a shitty relationship with my mom and a weird sense of humor.
But most importantly I've never fit in in any of the spaces I was in.
That was until I found the smcu, you guys were... Something to say the least.
When I started this account, I was as anxious as one could be, this was the first fandom space were I was an active member you know?
There was a lot of pressure but that mixed with the adrenaline and dopamine of talking and interacting with people was like a healthy-ish good drug.
Not to forget that when I started this account I was in a bad place...
So you can say that this community saved me.
And I don't think anything I've experienced or will experience will EVER compare.
It was all I would talk about, I was smiling more often, being myself, trying new things, SEEKING things I was too scared to before.
I would have my parents arguing because of me in the background but a single Tumblr notification would make everything go away.
And sure I might have been a teeny tiny bit too dependant on it at the beginning but it made me grow.
It made me mature and grow in such an easy and fascinating way.
It made me understand myself more, it made me feel not too disappointed when BYLER was not endgame, it made me connect with humans and share hope and love.
What am I getting at? You might ask, since I've said shit like this at least six times by now. (I'm sorry 😭)
I guess that what I'm tryna say is that I am forever grateful?
Being part of this space, of this community, of this family, of these Dianas has helped me in SO MANY ways.
And for that, thank you.
Thank you to Oliver, thank you to Ethan, thank you to Diana, thank you to Eri, thank you to Lizzie, thank you to Cody, thank you to Eddie, thank you to Richie, thank you to Robin, thank you to Chrissy, thank you to El, thank you to Eddie #2, thank you to Stanley, thank you to Erica, thank you to Lucas, thank you to Murray and Alexei, thank you to Mike and thank you to vickie.
SIGH THAT WAS A LOT TO REMEMBER
Speaking of remembering, I don't think I'll EVER be able to forget about this, about you guys.
This was seriously one of the funnest things I've ever experienced.
And I'm so sad for this whole thing to be but a memory.
Wow you've read all that? Honestly respect...
So yeah, I, Michelle, Alex, whatever the fuck you think I am, am finally gonna end my trial of smcu happiness.
And yeah, it's sad, very sad, I'm actually tearing up while writing this, but if I have successfully contributed to at least ONE fragment of your memories, just like you guys have, then I am glad.
Thank you for allowing me to be with you guys, thank you so so so fucking much.
I am gonna miss everything, everyone, so so so much...
I LOVE YOU ALL
And I'm not but gonna vanish into thin air yknow? I might interact once or twice, I might come back one day.
ANDD IF ANYONE WANTS TO STAY IN TOUCH HERE ARE MY SOCIALS!!!
Main tumbler: @byleraholic
Tiktok: @ieatmosquitoes_ivanalive
Discord: @mikequeeler_
SO UH YEAH PLEASEEE FEEL FREE TO BEFRIEND ME OR DM ME
I LOVE YOU GUYSS THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING. Because you were everything.
And remember to stay kind and love every part of yourself, drink water, call that special someone and tell them you love them.
Have hope, because as hard as having hope is during these times, it's still there. A light that will fade and shine brighter, a light that will crush you and pick up your remains.
And remember that, if you're still breathing, then your story is far from ending.
it’s been a while! and a lot has happened. mikey and willis got hitched. stranger things ended. the smcu sort of fell apart, due to im pretty sure bullying and harassment? which is super not cool. so here’s some art <3 to bring a little bit of positive interaction to the smcu
So with Oliver quitting because of the harassment, my thoughts were all over the place. I felt scared, confused, frustrated, sorry and angry, very angry.
Sure there was a part of me that wondered "what now Alex? What about all the projects? What will the smcu become?"
But a far greater part thought of all the real life people that were harmed throughout this harassment.
I befriended my fair share of smcu role players and I'll NEVER shut up about how much they mean to me.
Oliver successfully drafted some of the best people out there that shared their love for this silly universe, that showed their passion and solidarity till the end.
That created and created and created.
Lore obviously, but most importantly memories, comfort, growth, love.
So the fact that some obnoxious asshole thought it would be okay to hurt ANY of them is just the cherry on top.
If any of you fuckfaces are reading this, either stop harrassing people IN GENERAL and GET A FUCKING LIFE or you can send me, Eri ( theo ) or Diana ( dustin ) the hate and harassment but don't you fucking dare touch any other members.
Your actions have consequences on real life people, and the consequence for the ones you've done so far is lifelong enemies.
Remember that behind that screen of yours, you're just flesh and bones with apparently no soul. Thank you for ruining our fun.
I like to think that I tend to go easy on people, I prefer being passive because I HATE hurting people more than anything.
But I draw the line when it comes to the people I love.
The only reason I ever committed any kind of violence irl was to defend my loved ones, and I'll proudly do it again because of love, because human connections makes us do the craziest things, no matter what the consequences are.
Putting this aside, I'd like to add that I faced an anxiety attack because of this.
And I'm not saying this for pity since it's nobody's fault inherently, I've been stressed out in general for personal reasons and this was just the final straw.
Thankfully however I have one of the most amazing friends ever that helped me through it (im genuinely so grateful to her, a literal angel bro) and she recommended that I take a few days off of all of this.
For my mental health's sake.
And for Oliver's sake.
So yeah all this to say
- I'll be taking a break for an unknown amount of time
- fuck the people that caused the harassment
- I love you guys and thank you for everything <3
Ps: if any of you guys want to chat privately, my DMS will still be open :)
Holy shit Oliver I'm just so SO fucking sorry, you didn't deserve ANY of this.
Thank you so much for making this community, it has been the highlight of a lifetime for me.
Thank you for your authenticity, humour, creativity and literally EVERYTHING you've done (which is a lot trust me)
I found myself growing along with my character and all these wonderful people, trying out new stuff, creating things and going out of my comfort zone in the easiest way ever.
And I hope I'm right when I say that all of us did.
I'm just so fucking pissed that some horrible fuckers took that away from you.
Please focus on yourself, we genuinely love you from the heart, seriously thank you for everything. <33
Now if you'll excuse me I'll be crying in a corner.
I’ll probably run some experiments on it and continue my research, but that’ll have to wait until I find the rest of the entities and species that escaped during the rapture.
hey remember how the smcu said being closeted doesn't mean you aren't queer. it just means you are blind and afraid. does anyone remember how the smcu said when you are hiding from yourself you are hurting everyone else. do you remember how they said every version of you will be the thing you most hate about yourself because you cannot make this go away, no matter how hard you try. remember how the smcu said you can keep hiding. you can keep being afraid. you can know you are going to die and you can die someone you aren't. you will have to look the person you've become in the eye. you will have to look at everything you could have been. you will have to know that love could have saved you. but it is your choice.
and stranger things season five volume three said...?
This isn’t for the SMCU accounts, whom have built a lovely space where we’ve created a shit load of storytelling and adventure. This isn’t for the casual readers, that have found comfort or intrigue laughing at the shit all of these accounts, especially Olly’s, have made. This is for the people that have crossed into sexual harassment, that have stalked our members, that have hated on our free and heartfelt work, and have now begun to delude themselves into creating alternate fucking realities.
My name is Diana. I’m a very human, very intense person. My favorite color is green, I love the beach, and my comfort food is anything with plantain.
I don’t take shit from people. It’s not in my nature. I like that, because it also means I don’t let people I care about take shit either. This principle is also why I like to create messages about love, and kindness, and empathy. It’s why I got involved to such a creative degree with this universe. It’s exactly why I have loved to meet and work with people here.
Oliver has become my friend. A really good and important friend. We Officially Became Friends fifteen days ago, and we have talked for every day since, and we are now basically tied to the hip. He’s a very special, kind, hilarious, and heartfelt person. He doesn’t know how to make good eggs, or say three nice things in a row without cringing, or be normal about Starkid Musicals. And you shitheads, have been fucking assholes.
Who do you think you are to ask about his private life? About the bedroom or his relationship?
Who do you think you are to stalk our accounts and claim we are faking being people and are actually the same person?
Who do you think you are to HARASS a man that has DEDICATED MONTHS OF HIS LIFE TO ENTERTAIN YOU?
I understand Oliver is special in the way that he makes you laugh like nothing else. I do. He is a wonderful, wonderful friend. But you have become too comfortable.
You have commodified a gay man as a source of entertainment. This has been a consequence of your self-made reality show. His content is entertainment, but he is a person. Who wakes up in the morning, who washes dishes and calls his family and watches a TV show in the evening. He is a person, just like you and I. He is someone that should be regarded with respect.
Fuck all of you who have found it entertaining to send inappropriate questions. Fuck all of you who have decided our labor of love is something you are owed. Fuck all of you who have been incapable of noticing the boundary re-sets we have been trying to press when we criticize parasocial relationships, when we acknowledge the hours and hours it takes to have fun, when we try to tell you that love is the most important fucking part of our humanity.
We love with kindness. We love with patience. We love with empathy.
I am sick and tired of needing to listen to Oliver have to laugh off this abuse. Of needing to hear about Ethan having to do the same.
You have no right to do this. You have no right to being so out of touch with reality. I hope you apologize. And if you don’t, get the fuck out.
I’m making Olly reblog this no matter what. He’ll think I’m too harsh, but I don’t give a flying fuck. I’ve been protecting all of my players since day one, and I sure as hell am willing to burn bridges for my friend. Get a handle on yourselves people. Enough is enough.
I understand if anyone finds this mean but trust me this is for a very specific audience and behavior.
We love most of you but try to think of us as humans as well!! (ESPECIALLY Oliver and Ethan)
This is before anything a SAFE space folks, that is made BY humans, FOR humans to get a laugh out of people that need it and to reinforce positive messages such as being yourself, love, empathy ect
And we'll do our best to keep it that way BUT we need to ask YOU GUYS to do the same.
We hope this will teach you to decrease the harassment or weird/disgusting asks!!!
You make it to the end of the passage, your path now blocked by white walls.
On the floor lies a single piece of paper.
You pick it up.
How do you respond?
ooc: If you want to receive a judgement, fill in this form however you want (you can just answer in a reblog). Interpret the question however you feel is best for your character, but try to focus on what your character has learnt about love over the course of your rp. And this includes all types of love, not only romantic!!! The next part will come out in a day, to give people a proper chance to respond if they want to. Happy New Year!
I used to believe "love" was a refuge, something that existed for the sole purpose of hiding, of shielding me.
And it is, I'm sure it is, except I had the formula right but not the components wrong.
I considered marriage "love", sure I might not have felt anything but platonic affection towards my ex husband Mikey, but society framed that as enough to be accepted, to be normal.
So I rolled with it.
Because it protected me.
Protected me from the truth, the truth that I feared, that my -strangely enough- ex husband feared as well.
But that was not what love was supposed to be, love was supposed to make you feel safe enough to ACCEPT the truth, to gently hold your hand through it. Through that acceptance.
And stay with you after it.
Which ironically enough, is the reason you feared it from the beginning, that they wouldn't stay.
But once you realize they do, that they aren't like them, it's like you could fly you know?
Like happiness isn't this- this distant DREAM. No more "maybe in another lifetime" no more "if only"s.
I, thankfully, found that person, those people, and I have never been more grateful in my life.
Sure, I'm still toeing around the truth but slowly, with the help of Alice, theo, Eddie, Erica, chrissy, Dustin -even MIKEY for gods sake- I can actually see the light at te end of the tunnel.
And it's so so bright... Right at my fingertips.
I realized that the only reason I needed society's approval was to feel like I belong in a community, to find a place where people looked at me with respect and love- except that community was founded by viciousness, by judgement, by fear- things that the community I created with my loved ones doesn't have.
Gosh, I feel like I wasted so much time to figure it out- but it's fine because I'm here now.
And, I will set off from this cage one step at a time.
I'm still FIGURING it out, with Alice and willow and my repressed memories and Theo going through so much shit.... Yeah no labels aren't my main worry...
I have never been good at wording things or expressing my feelings due to my upbringing... but I will try my hardest.
When I made this blog, I never ever expected it to amount to anything.. hell, I didn't even plan to use it for more than a week. I was just a guy who wanted to make bylers laugh and distract them from their anxieties and doubt. The last thing I expected, was to create such a fun, amazing, creative community. Words cannot express how thankful I am for each and every one of you. I am so so so so so glad I could make you all laugh, you will never understand how happy that makes me.
Now I adore all of you so so much but I can't tag every single one of you, so I'm going to shout out the accounts I have personally interacted with many times.
AGAIN, I LOVE ALL OF YOU, I'm sorry I can't tag all of you!!
- The originators @straightestella @gayestcody
now correct me if I'm wrong but I'm FAIRLY certain you two were the first accounts created after Ethan made the Willis account and I genuinely appreciate you both SO MUCH. Thank you so much for being some of the first people to help me bring my characters to life. You're both AMAZING ❤️
- My fellow members of the straightest trio:
@straightest-michelle @closeted-theoooo you two are absolutely hilarious and knew exactly how to match my bizarre sense of humor. It's been a PLEASURE to roleplay repressed fake heterosexuals with you. I ADORE both of you!!!
Also, @straightest-michelle I wanted to say, you're amazing, I am so glad you found a safe space here and made friends, that makes me VERY happy. You were the first person to draw fan art of the smcu, you're very talented thank you so much.
- My amazing volunteer:
@lesbianestrobin. You and your canva subscription CARRIED this community on your back. You're genuinely so funny and creative, thank you so much for investing so much time and effort into the smcu. You're so so so amazing and I appreciate you so so so much.
- My daddy:
@the-god-ross-duffer . you coming into the smcu with the idea of the rapture was INSANELY clever. You're so funny and I love the way that you just go along with all of my bullshit. Also I am sorry for calling you Daddy. I appreciate you, you're amazing.
Now time for the root causes of my HEADACHES.
- Mi vida @gayestwiil
Ethan, Ethan, Ethan... There are SO SO SO many things I could say about you.... like for example.... YOU'RE A PAIN IN MY ASS. I brought you on here to roleplay with me and all you did was reblog cats and hockey yaoi 90% of the time instead of actually roleplaying!!!! You ASSHOLE. Stop pushing your hockey yaoi onto my followers!!!!
That aside...
You came on here with the intent to protect me against death threats and STAYED when I proposed the idea of you playing an awful variant of a character from a show you didn't give a shit about. You did it purely because you love me.
Since we were teenagers, time and time again, you have dropped EVERYTHING for me, even when I have begged you not to. You have stayed up all night calming me down from my panic attacks more times than I can count.
I know I have trouble being serious and being genuine... But Ethan, You are the BEST thing that has ever happened to me. Without you I would honestly not still be here. I love you in every sense of the word. You are genuinely my other half. I love you so fucking much.
- My BIGGEST fan/New BEST FRIEND @dustin-judges
Diana. Where do I even start with you. You LOSER!!!
Up until recently, it had been YEARS since I made a new friend and I accepted the fact that I would probably never make a new one
Until I met you.
We've known each other for 13 days Diana. THIRTEEN. And yet I feel like I've known you for thirteen years.
I have such a hard time connecting with people due to my anxiety but I had none of that with you. Literally none. That's how I knew you meant to be my friend.
You are hands down one of the funniest, most creative people I have EVER met. You dedicated so much of your time to my stupid roleplay world and words cannot express how THANKFUL I am for you.
Meeting you has been one of if THE highlight of my shitty year. I am genuinely so glad this community led me to you.
FUCK YOU THIS HEALED SOMETHING IN ME AFTER THE FINAL
I'M SO SO SO GLAD TO BE PART OF THIS SILLY THING YOU CREATED WE LOVE YOU AND YOU DESERVE ONLY GOOD THINGS, TRULY THANK YOU OLIVER!!!! YOU'RE THE FREAKING BEST
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