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@straightnotechaser
every time i have salmon it's like. bears are right. i would also stand in a stream for this.
They are also right about: honey, berries, napping all winter, and lack of pants. So really, bears are just living the best life possible.
all of tumblr: we fucking hate bots
also tumblr:
Hey, I LOVE bots when theyāre just here to play with us. COMMERCIAL bots suck.
Hey, I LOVE bots when
theyāre just here to play with us.
COMMERCIAL bots suck.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
ta da
THE WEASARD
"I bet it's so easy to be a cat and not have to worry about work or school!" Well THINK AGAIN. Kitties are so little that they can't even get their own ice cream out of the freezer. Their paws are too Small.
what no that can't be true
See for Yourself............
one thing i looove about tolkien is that heās 100% realistic about peopleās physical capabilities like legolas is the only one in the fellowship able to do anything slightly out of the ordinary. the fellowship reaches a seven foot chasm and theyāre like damn. guess weāre trapped here then. legolas walks a tightrope across the nimrodel and the others are like absolutely not??? frodo and sam spend half a chapter figuring out how to get down a cliff. they climb up the first flight of stairs at cirith ungol and theyāre sweating and have to take a nap. no superheroics here
Also different people have different skills! Not just fitness levels (though that's canon too) but for instance, Pippin's balance and agility are great, but Sam has more stamina than him. And that's very much consistent throughout the books to the point where you can always sort of predict how people will react to given challenges
ok i think what gets me about the kind of post thatās like ā[childrenās media] has child soldiers, where are their parents!!ā is that those stories really and truly arenāt for people whoāll think about that, theyāre for the people the childrenās age, who donāt, for the most part, want to be kept safe or told theyāre too young to participate in the world, they want to be given a sword
this is also how I feel aboutĀ āew a 100-YEAR-OLD VAMPIRE is dating a TEENAGER!ā
like sure in media for adults it makes sense to have a vampire go after people 25+ and express reservations about younger potential partners
but the teenage target audience ofĀ āvampire dates teenagerā books wants toā¦you knowā¦date vampires
and no, it isnāt going to make them want to run out and actually date much older people. because real older people arenāt Eternally 17 like the love interests in those books tend to be
I know it will pass, but itās heavy
i love that post thats like ānever trust how you feel about your life after 9pmā that shit changed my life. every time i feel bad i look at the clock and iām like Aha Itās 10:26 PM You Cannot Fucking Fool Me
Fanfic writers really said "in any universe, in any scenario, despite any obstacle, these people would love each other" and I think that's very cool of us
allow me to slip into something a little moreā¦ comfortable *removes green ribbon from my neck, screaming ensues*
stop being funnier than me in the notes of my own post
I think the worst possible outcome of tumblr getting popular again would be twitter types registering complaints about being told to get devoured by swarms of ravenous bees over their lame opinions, and staff feeling an obligation to ban threats of violence or whatever.
In case this ever happens I want to wish anybody who would support that a very happy falling into an orchestra pit and being pulled apart like brisket on the relentless bows of a highly focused string section.
Wait shit that would be threats of violins
sunday is just i have to set my computer on fire i have to do laundry i have to find god i have to make tea i have to quit my job and start a new life in a different state i have to be more honest with the people around me i have to clean my room i have to cut my hair i have to be more deliberate with my hobbies and downtime i have to make a doctors appointment i have to go back to therapy i have to start dating i have to make more friends i have to go on a long drive i have to spend 4 hours disassociating in a target i have to paint my nails i have to tell my mother i love her. but instead i will simply sit.Ā
i love when people are like āOh my god, I couldnāt possibly imagine being asexual, how sad, youāre missing so muchā¦ā Bitch!!! You know whatās sad? Being gluten intolerant. If you placed two pills in front of me right now, one which would turn me allosexual and one which would enable me to tear into a freshly-baked oven-warm olive-and-rosemary ciabatta without utterly destroying my body, it would not even be a choice. āhyuhhh-duhhhh arenāt you worried youāll die aloneā arenāt you worried iāll just launch myself over the bakery counter in our local grocery store one day and stuff croissants in my mouth like a starving racoon til i die and the whole place has to be closed down as a health risk while they peel my bloated body off the linoleum floor? You should be
What i have learned from the tags of this post is that there is a whole community of gluten intolerant asexuals and we are all DESPERATELY horny for bread
Iām not even gluten intolerant and Iād go for the bread
Iām not even ace, but thatās still absolutely fuckin reasonable to me
