collect my heterosexuality

[straightslenderman]

hey guys what’s happening

[slendermatchmaker]

Ooc: guys I'm gonna finally catch up on the heckin dating show thing. Does anyone want their application rescinded since it's been a while and plenty of you have done lore stuff

I still gotta catch up on the new applications and I'll make an updated tag list, you may have to reapply because I didn't write down all applications

@straightslenderman @santa-slenderman @pinkslenderman @whistle-slenderman @labyrinth-slenderman

@blender-woman uhhh @goldenhyac1nth I can't remember the tag for your fellers but you had applied your OC spade @hippie--slender @slenderwild @purple-slenderman

@slender-hero @red-slenderman @eviler-slenderman @icelandic-slenderman @discourse-slenderman

@learningfrenchslenderman

And like I said. I'm catching up on missed applications, so if you're not on this list don't panic. If you're not on the later addition, though, please resend the application (sorry bout that fellers(

[straightslenderman]

ican’t even lie i forgot i had any skenderblogs. But straight’s application is still the same

[i-likemenderman]

men amiright?

[straightslenderman]

no fucking way

[i-likemenderman]

hello, straight slenderman! Whats your opinion on men?

[straightslenderman]

i'm afraid i am a cisgender heterosexual man

[i-likemenderman]

ah. well do ya like them platonically?

[straightslenderman]

yes

[i-likemenderman]

men amiright?

[straightslenderman]

no fucking way

[i-likemenderman]

hello, straight slenderman! Whats your opinion on men?

[straightslenderman]

i'm afraid i am a cisgender heterosexual man

[i-likemenderman]

men amiright?

[straightslenderman]

no fucking way

[straightslenderman]

happy pride month. i am very cishet but the weird voice haunting me isn't

[straightslenderman]

get watered :)

[holds out bowl of water]

- @soggerman

... ?

[ bowl of water upon straightslender. What ]

it's. very wet, i guess. thank you...????

[slender-hero]

You’re as normal as I am straight bud

CONGRATS ON BEING STRAIGHT I GUESS YOURE THE FIRST ONE IN THIS FOREST TO DO SO

[straightslenderman]

?

[citrineslender]

is it normal to feel like you're rotting?

[straightslenderman]

is this not something everyone feels

[straightslenderman]

normal day today, actually got things done

[notstraightslenderman]

, *- {_!(<

[straightslenderman]

can you get out

[notstraightslenderman]

@!

[straightslenderman]

i don't know what anything you say even means

[straightslenderman]

normal day today, actually got things done

[notstraightslenderman]

, *- {_!(<

[straightslenderman]

can you get out

[straightslenderman]

normal day today, actually got things done

[slendermatchmaker]

Fill out my professional matchmaking forms ~!

[straightslenderman]

your what

[slendermatchmaker]

Are you interested?

[straightslenderman]

do i have a choice

[slendermatchmaker]

What? Of course you do? Why is that even a question?

[straightslenderman]

paranoia. my bad.

uhhhh, i guess it would be fun? maybe a distraction?

[slendermatchmaker]

Perfect! Here's your form

Name:

Gender:

Orientation:

How would you describe yourself:

Particular preferences in a partner:

On a scale of 1 to 5, rate how much the following love languages apply to how you express love!

Quality time:

Gift giving:

Words of affirmation:

Acts of Service:

Physical touch:

On a scale of 1 to 5, rate how much the following love languages apply to what makes you feel loved!

Quality time:

Gift giving:

Words of affirmation:

Acts of Service:

Physical touch:

Please sign here if you consent to being filmed:

[straightslenderman]

does this suffice? i didn’t sign the last part due to things but i hope that is okay

[slendermatchmaker]

Unnnnfortunately I do need you to consent because the way I afford to do the things I do is through my show! But I can promise privacy in certain areas like bedrooms and bathrooms, of course.

[straightslenderman]

OH. so it's a dating show?

[slendermatchmaker]

Yup

[straightslenderman]

oh. i thought this was going to be more akin to those dating 'apps' humans love. well.

sure. take my signature.

[slendermatchmaker]

Fill out my professional matchmaking forms ~!

[straightslenderman]

your what

[slendermatchmaker]

Are you interested?

[straightslenderman]

do i have a choice

[slendermatchmaker]

What? Of course you do? Why is that even a question?

[straightslenderman]

paranoia. my bad.

uhhhh, i guess it would be fun? maybe a distraction?

[slendermatchmaker]

Perfect! Here's your form

Name:

Gender:

Orientation:

How would you describe yourself:

Particular preferences in a partner:

On a scale of 1 to 5, rate how much the following love languages apply to how you express love!

Quality time:

Gift giving:

Words of affirmation:

Acts of Service:

Physical touch:

On a scale of 1 to 5, rate how much the following love languages apply to what makes you feel loved!

Quality time:

Gift giving:

Words of affirmation:

Acts of Service:

Physical touch:

Please sign here if you consent to being filmed:

[straightslenderman]

does this suffice? i didn’t sign the last part due to things but i hope that is okay

[slendermatchmaker]

Unnnnfortunately I do need you to consent because the way I afford to do the things I do is through my show! But I can promise privacy in certain areas like bedrooms and bathrooms, of course.

[straightslenderman]

OH. so it's a dating show?

[slendermatchmaker]

Fill out my professional matchmaking forms ~!

[straightslenderman]

your what

[slendermatchmaker]

Are you interested?

[straightslenderman]

do i have a choice

[slendermatchmaker]

What? Of course you do? Why is that even a question?

[straightslenderman]

paranoia. my bad.

uhhhh, i guess it would be fun? maybe a distraction?

[slendermatchmaker]

Perfect! Here's your form

Name:

Gender:

Orientation:

How would you describe yourself:

Particular preferences in a partner:

On a scale of 1 to 5, rate how much the following love languages apply to how you express love!

Quality time:

Gift giving:

Words of affirmation:

Acts of Service:

Physical touch:

On a scale of 1 to 5, rate how much the following love languages apply to what makes you feel loved!

Quality time:

Gift giving:

Words of affirmation:

Acts of Service:

Physical touch:

Please sign here if you consent to being filmed:

[straightslenderman]

does this suffice? i didn’t sign the last part due to things but i hope that is okay

[slendermatchmaker]

Fill out my professional matchmaking forms ~!

[straightslenderman]

your what

[slendermatchmaker]

Are you interested?

[straightslenderman]

do i have a choice

[slendermatchmaker]

What? Of course you do? Why is that even a question?

[straightslenderman]

paranoia. my bad.

uhhhh, i guess it would be fun? maybe a distraction?

[slendermatchmaker]

Fill out my professional matchmaking forms ~!

[straightslenderman]

your what

[slendermatchmaker]

Are you interested?

[straightslenderman]

do i have a choice