hey guys whatās happening
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@straightslenderman
hey guys whatās happening
Ooc: guys I'm gonna finally catch up on the heckin dating show thing. Does anyone want their application rescinded since it's been a while and plenty of you have done lore stuff
I still gotta catch up on the new applications and I'll make an updated tag list, you may have to reapply because I didn't write down all applications
@straightslenderman @santa-slenderman @pinkslenderman @whistle-slenderman @labyrinth-slenderman
@blender-woman uhhh @goldenhyac1nth I can't remember the tag for your fellers but you had applied your OC spade @hippie--slender @slenderwild @purple-slenderman
@slender-hero @red-slenderman @eviler-slenderman @icelandic-slenderman @discourse-slenderman
@learningfrenchslenderman
And like I said. I'm catching up on missed applications, so if you're not on this list don't panic. If you're not on the later addition, though, please resend the application (sorry bout that fellers(
icanāt even lie i forgot i had any skenderblogs. But straightās application is still the same
men amiright?
no fucking way
hello, straight slenderman! Whats your opinion on men?
i'm afraid i am a cisgender heterosexual man
ah. well do ya like them platonically?
men amiright?
no fucking way
hello, straight slenderman! Whats your opinion on men?
i'm afraid i am a cisgender heterosexual man
men amiright?
no fucking way
happy pride month. i am very cishet but the weird voice haunting me isn't
get watered :)
[holds out bowl of water]
- @soggerman
... ?
[ bowl of water upon straightslender. What ]
it's. very wet, i guess. thank you...????
Youāre as normal as I am straight bud
CONGRATS ON BEING STRAIGHT I GUESS YOURE THE FIRST ONE IN THIS FOREST TO DO SO
is it normal to feel like you're rotting?
is this not something everyone feels
normal day today, actually got things done
, *- {_!(<
can you get out
i don't know what anything you say even means
normal day today, actually got things done
, *- {_!(<
can you get out
normal day today, actually got things done
Fill out my professional matchmaking forms ~!
your what
Are you interested?
do i have a choice
What? Of course you do? Why is that even a question?
paranoia. my bad.
uhhhh, i guess it would be fun? maybe a distraction?
Perfect! Here's your form
Name:
Gender:
Orientation:
How would you describe yourself:
Particular preferences in a partner:
On a scale of 1 to 5, rate how much the following love languages apply to how you express love!
Quality time:
Gift giving:
Words of affirmation:
Acts of Service:
Physical touch:
On a scale of 1 to 5, rate how much the following love languages apply to what makes you feel loved!
Quality time:
Gift giving:
Words of affirmation:
Acts of Service:
Physical touch:
Please sign here if you consent to being filmed:
does this suffice? i didnāt sign the last part due to things but i hope that is okay
Unnnnfortunately I do need you to consent because the way I afford to do the things I do is through my show! But I can promise privacy in certain areas like bedrooms and bathrooms, of course.
OH. so it's a dating show?
oh. i thought this was going to be more akin to those dating 'apps' humans love. well.
sure. take my signature.
Fill out my professional matchmaking forms ~!
your what
Are you interested?
do i have a choice
What? Of course you do? Why is that even a question?
paranoia. my bad.
uhhhh, i guess it would be fun? maybe a distraction?
Perfect! Here's your form
Name:
Gender:
Orientation:
How would you describe yourself:
Particular preferences in a partner:
On a scale of 1 to 5, rate how much the following love languages apply to how you express love!
Quality time:
Gift giving:
Words of affirmation:
Acts of Service:
Physical touch:
On a scale of 1 to 5, rate how much the following love languages apply to what makes you feel loved!
Quality time:
Gift giving:
Words of affirmation:
Acts of Service:
Physical touch:
Please sign here if you consent to being filmed:
does this suffice? i didnāt sign the last part due to things but i hope that is okay
Unnnnfortunately I do need you to consent because the way I afford to do the things I do is through my show! But I can promise privacy in certain areas like bedrooms and bathrooms, of course.
OH. so it's a dating show?
Fill out my professional matchmaking forms ~!
your what
Are you interested?
do i have a choice
What? Of course you do? Why is that even a question?
paranoia. my bad.
uhhhh, i guess it would be fun? maybe a distraction?
Perfect! Here's your form
Name:
Gender:
Orientation:
How would you describe yourself:
Particular preferences in a partner:
On a scale of 1 to 5, rate how much the following love languages apply to how you express love!
Quality time:
Gift giving:
Words of affirmation:
Acts of Service:
Physical touch:
On a scale of 1 to 5, rate how much the following love languages apply to what makes you feel loved!
Quality time:
Gift giving:
Words of affirmation:
Acts of Service:
Physical touch:
Please sign here if you consent to being filmed:
does this suffice? i didnāt sign the last part due to things but i hope that is okay
Fill out my professional matchmaking forms ~!
your what
Are you interested?
do i have a choice
What? Of course you do? Why is that even a question?
paranoia. my bad.
uhhhh, i guess it would be fun? maybe a distraction?
Fill out my professional matchmaking forms ~!
your what
Are you interested?
do i have a choice