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ghost and memes. that's about it.

[strange-fish-147]

I definitely don't think this is a good job for peridot

[strange-fish-147]

Idk if this has been done yet or not. But new episode title for bismuth casual

[jqkers]

papa emeritus IV.

[spookyghuleh]

Dew

[tchaikovskaya]

u ever eat something just cuz its carbs? like it doesnt even taste that good, ur stomach just Wants it?

[tchaikovskaya]

my intestines talking to my brain: spare glucose? spare easily metabolized energy source, ma’am?

my brain to my stomach and tastebuds: eat an entire sleeve of ritz crackers. plain. just do it. it will be so good. so fuckin good. the whole sleeve, now.

[tchaikovskaya]

[three-dogs-in-a-trenchcoat]

2020 will be a good year

Cause it's two natural 20s and that means whatever you'll do, you'll do with success

[strange-fish-147]

What if the two 20s cancel each other out?

[ittybittytatertot]

One last time before the decade ends

[sapphroses]

my gender is picking “woman” on a form but feeling kinda weird about it

[its-only-the-rain]

Have you ever wondered how someone meets Santa? Well, you need to follow a very specific ritual to summon him.

[the-nwah-embassy]

Do you have any idea how long I’ve had this queued? Any idea? A year. A fucking year. I don’t even use my queue ever. Ever. This is the only thing I’ve EVER queued. I’ve had this queued for a year so I don’t forget it.

[raxxxputin-deactivated20230702]

BOOP!

[valtsv]

repressed gay cowboy when their shared room at the inn only has one bed: this bed ain't big enough for the both of us

their love interest: not with that attitude, pardner

cowboy: pardner...

[theconcealedweapon]

[namelesswarning]

two royal guards block your path

[alienpapacy]

one only tells the truth, while the other only tells lies. both pay 20 for a gram

[tisthenightofthewitch]

Colorado

[1232322]

ghoul gang

[sparkle-heart-anon]

Haha what if we kissed 5,000 ft above sea level in the Chilean Andes while looking at dounut shaped star formations 450 light years away …jk … unless

[strange-fish-147]