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yourgardenhermit

romanticize caramelize unionize

#this #this is my gender

shimmervee

be sure to leave out milk and cookies for brutus tonight

bogmonsters

wake up people it’s national sea slug day

bogmonsters

mom i can’t go to school today it’s a national holiday

catadromously

valtsv

Why are you problematic

just for fun

crawfordapologist

I love when baby gays are clearly still unlearning a lot of biases and like every couple of months try to find a progressive reason to explain why men wearing dresses makes them uncomfortable. Like obviously transmisogynistic caricatures are Bad but if it's just a guy irl who wants to do drag or something that's literally fine. This has been a thing longer than you've been alive

crawfordapologist

Also like I need you all to understand that historically the line between gnc & trans people has always been way less distinctly defined than you want it to be. And for a lot of people that's kind of the point. Drag in particular is about radical self expression it's about taking gender performance and turning it into a literal show and it rules

crawfordapologist

To the people in my notes talking about "it's okay if gnc men make you uncomfortable as long as you don't police anyone <3" no it's not actually. You need to think about why that is and deconstruct it. Lol

yekkes

OP was a terf so I stole this post

Photos of Jewish butch lesbian icon, Gluck.

Photos from Brighton Museum’s Gluck: Art & Identity exhibition.

beatsmybongo

kallistoi

[image description: a photo of two bags of coffee. one is tom of finland brand, with an illustration of two buff men undressing each other on the front. the other is moomin brand, with an illustration of moomin leaning on a blueberry.]

#the two genders

tomgirlhysteria-deactivated2023

my life is just like breaking bad. saw a bald guy

erikos-libertarian-socialist

flipocrite

reminder that Gregor Samsa’s first thought to his kafkaesque metamorphosis was “aw shit I still have to go to work”

hampop

I’m sorry did you just refer to the metamorphosis in the book Metamorphosis written by Franz Kafka as “Kafkaesque”

socialistexan

carolxdanvers

prisonhannibal

was anyone else 14 on the internet thinking they were a millennial in the mid 2010s. I’d see posts about the housing market and be like so true I can’t afford a house

postmortemmischief

illustration of me making my dad listen to lemon demon in the car

goodzillo-deactivated20220127

There are easier ways to come out to your parents

audrocur-deactivated20221128

wow millennials are glued to their i-phones and laptops so much they cant even be bothered robbing in person anymore!!! maybe these trust fund babies should stop phishing credit cards while sitting on their butts and go out there and put some elbow grease into their thievery!

thesnadger

weaselle

I know exactly what happened. Because it happened to me.

I trained for years to be a con artist. I told my friends and family that I wanted to be a magician, but that was just a cover for why I was constantly practicing sleight of hand.

In junior high and high school, I would shop lift a bunch of candy on my way to school, sell it to kids at the morning break, and use that money to run a crooked poker game at lunch.

Finally, when I was 19 or 20, I felt I was ready, and I picked my first pocket. I was on the bus, bumped a guy as I passed down the aisle, got his wallet, super clean.

In the wallet was several hundred dollars. A huge first score, I had been hoping for a couple twenties. I sat there looking at the, like, 400 bucks, thinking.

That was my rent at the time. We were both on the bus. It was likely his rent too. Lord knows the only reason to carry that much cash on the bus is you’re on your way to pay a bill. We were both on the bus, you know? That’s not someone I was comfortable stealing from.

I tapped him on the shoulder and told him “hey i think you dropped this” and gave it back to him with all the money still in it. It was the first and last time I ever picked a pocket.

Picking a rich person’s pocket is a loosing game. They probably have credit cards and not cash, those credit cards probably have the best anti-theft measures their bank can provide, and you probably can’t get close enough to those people to pick their pockets unless you’re already rich yourself.

The people who’s pockets you can reliably pick are the people around you. The people who are also on the bus, who are in this same shitty situation with you.

As wealth inequality becomes more drastic picking pockets has very clearly become “stealing from other poor people” and it’s not satisfying. I want to steal from Google and Apple and Fox and Facebook and General Mills and Hershey and Tesla. Not the person next to me.