sometimes even shooting stars find wishes that miss their marks

[nokohihi]

Abandoned Aqueduct with a Clay Dunestrider [Risk of Rain 2]

[kheimerios]

my piece for the “At Ease, Soldier” zine, a tribute to Rick May. 

Check out everyone’s work here ! The zine is free to view and download. You may also opt to donate, with all proceeds made by April 30 going to charity.

[witchyplantmc]

minecraft asmr

[dirtblockpdf-deactivated2022050]

home is really just a crafting table next to a furnace and a bed

[cathianemelian]

[professional-egg-layer]

woah dude..... your hurt sound is vaguely sexual..... im trying to kill you but im. im getting a bit flustered

[professional-egg-layer]

who is leon dbd

[professional-egg-layer]

ok i looked up leon dead by daylight and omfg why does he... wh.... why does he sound like that

[professional-egg-layer]

this literally is not an exaggeration

https://youtu.be/mGUJlJGimJY

[deepslatediamond]

Soup

[terrybawful]

put your hair up, big guy

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ps: i’m doing $5 sketch commissions over on ko-fi!

[charlesoberonn]

“Cave Johnson here. I’ve received complaints from anonymous employees that our support of the “homosexual lifestyle” is “degenerate” and “irresponsible”. It really got me thinking and I think I found a solution. So good news! We now have 23 vacated positions reserved for members of the LGBT community. Additional good news, we began a new testing initiative on evolutionary degenration with 23 test subjects all ready to go.“

[charlesoberonn]

“Cave Johnson here. If you’re experiencing a time loop in which you’re repeating the month of June over and over, that’s totally intentional. We at Aperture Science felt that pride month was not long enough and so we created this loop to let employees experience as much pride as they feel like. To get out of this loop, simply use the pod labeled “Time Machine” in Shaft 6 and then either kill or save the baby on the other end depending on when in the loop you’re on. Don’t worry about the baby’s identity, he grows up to be an asshole.“

[charlesoberonn]

“Cave Johnson here, happy to announce that our Rainbow Gel project was a massive success. We have developed distinct gels in every color of the rainbow pride flag. In fact, it was too much of a success, so we’ll be updating our pride flag accordingly to include 75 new colors corresponding to all of our new gels. Word of advice, though, don’t stare at the flag for too long, most of these colors haven’t been tested on human eyes yet.”

[charlesoberonn]

[charlesoberonn]

“Cave Johnson here, Cave Johnson queer. Get used to it.”

[charlesoberonn]

“Cave Johnson here. Caroline just informed me that I am her “beard”. I checked, and I fail to see how I could possibly have grown out of her face. If anybody knows anything about human-to-facial hair transmogrification, please report to my office.”

[charlesoberonn]

“Cave Johnson here. Friendly reminder that Aperture employees living prior to the legalization of gay marriage are invited to use our Aperture Science Temporal Matrimony Pod in order to travel to the future with your same-sex partner and get married there. Employees from the future who wish to return to a time before gay people being able to marry are also welcome to use the pod and we’ll make sure to send you to an era well before gay marriage. I’m thinking maybe Late Cretacesous.”

[charlesoberonn]

“Cave Johnson here. I’m proud to announce that our plan to hire only female test subjects to prevent them from flirting with our female scientists has been a resounding failure.”

[charlesoberonn]

“Cave Johnson here. I’m afraid we’ll have to temporarily pause all experimentation with the Gender Affirmation Beam. The testing itself is going great, the beam is working. But we’re starting to run out of thigh high socks and khaki shorts.”

[adobe-outdesign]

the entire fandom, yelling at the cat to stay quadrupedal

[quinndolyns-deactivated20220403]

the usual suspects on twitter are once again mad that a fromsoft game that is about to come out doesn’t have detailed quest logs and an objective marker showing you where to go at all times and 3,000 map markers that show you where every sidequest and every collectible and every locked door and every hidden area is

[quinndolyns-deactivated20220403]

a single journalist gently suggested keeping a journal around to keep track of stuff you’ve done if you have trouble remembering things - absolutely not a necessity for playing the game, but definitely helpful if you have a poor memory (like me)

this caused people to immediately break down into tears about the idea of not having a constant HUD telling them where to go

it’s almost entirely people who have never actually touched a fromsoft game too which is really hilarious. my favorite exchange here:

this entire ordeal has resulted in one of the funniest images i’ve ever seen though: a mockup of what bloodborne would look like in these peoples’ world

[turnipoddity]

more geraskier bs for y’all

[ignisforge]

I have been been making all the stained glass colors. They get decorations on the top and bottom when placed vertically

[kaenith]

@seelie-satyr asked: ooh! Vaporeon in 44 would look neat! (for the color palette thing)

[redbelles]

breaking news: local horse girl actually quite talkative

+ bonus

[camellia0x0]

英傑リンク

[noodleharp]

color palette pracktis with mister husband 💖