Bog Mummy Take The Wheel

Shit idk man 26

[alivehouse]

can someone hire me as a lighthouse keeper. my grip on reality is soooo stable and i will behave so normally under conditions of extreme isolation. and i promise i wont try to fuck the light

[disteal]

shout out to everyone who participated in the january-february mass depressive episode

[disteal]

Thank you everyone for another great turnout to the january-february mass depressive episode

[beckie-letitia-deactivated20210]

This blog is pro tits and anti Nazi

[stevefightmerogerss]

[strangerfitz]

Jumping on the trend of putting ur favs in this dress

Henry Fox the man that you are

[beckie-letitia-deactivated20210]

This blog is pro tits and anti Nazi

[stevefightmerogerss]

[rotatingfloor-deactivated201412]

found this sick keyboard at the thrift store and the mouse that comes with it is sick too

[anchorsawayandaway]

I’m sorry, this is so ugly. Probably because of the Comic Sans. But I can dig that mouse.

[rotatingfloor-deactivated201412]

shut your fucking face fuckface

[deadbabey]

Rip Fili and Kili you would have loved Merry and Pippin

[anexperimentallife]

[labelleizzy]

Everyone reblog this. Mandatory.

[strangerfitz]

Womanhood is having a conversation about how we’re coping with the rise of facism in our country in one chat and discussing purchasing a lifesize Nosferatu standee in another

[sewercentipede]

reading the wiki for the american psycho movie every single thing it’s saying about christian bale has me in tears …….. he literally wanted the role so bad he got that buff in two weeks, rejected every other offer for 9 months while the producers tried to get dicaprio to be patrick bateman bc bale knew dicaprio would chicken out, went to dinner with the director and the guy who wrote the novel IN CHARACTER apparently scaring the shit out of the novelist, took the role for $50k, and then made all his costars think he was a giant freak bc he never fucking broke character, and APARENTLY LITERALLY HAS CONTROL OVER HIS SWEAT GLANDS AND USED THIS IN THE BUSINESS CARD SCENE

[sewercentipede]

ok thanks for the info wiki

[fuckboysecurityllc]

Hey Paul!

[vevader3]

It brings me comfort that, for a brief moment, Jared Leto genuinely believed Christian Bale was going to kill him with an axe

[strangerfitz]

I need a gay teen from a community theater troupe to explain the Hatchetfield universe to me like I’m a dumbass ( context: I’m a dumbass)

[memewhore]

[official-mugi]

This is probably the most inclusive post ever made on Tumblr

[hoodiegal]

“What country is this about?”

“Yes.”

[sinnnnndiesel]

Sure, boss, I’d still be ya henchman if you was a woim

[kaijuno]

I found god in a hopeless place

[iggyfing]

absolutely flabbergasting to see people who have so enthusiastically succumbed to despair. like okay denethor, but some of us are gonna actually face the armies of mordor in battle nonetheless.

[bovid-deactivated20200708]

all i have is low self esteem and good taste in music

[voidcenturyscholar-deactivated2]

Post canon Toph who doesn’t want to go back to her shitty parents so she just decides to stay in the Fire Nation and bum off Zuko’s hospitality.

Zuko’s like no, yeah, I totally get it, and just makes her one of his advisors. At first it’s just so she has a good excuse to stay but after the first meeting Toph storms out shouting about how EVERYONE was lying why would you even need to lie about what kind of tea you want??

Zuko: I mean they’re politicians…..but also who, and when, and in what way

They make a subtle Morse code system so Toph can warn him when someone is lying to him without tipping anyone off that she can sense lies.

Zuko gets a reputation for somehow being both extremely socially inept and yet somehow disgustingly perceptive?? You can’t get ANYTHING by him???

[romancedawning-deactivated20210]

#my lord what EXACTLY is ms Beifongs role in these meetings #a nervous nobleman asks after the third time she interrupts them with stupid commentary #zuko with perfect deadpan: she’s my scribe

You CAN’T leave that in the tags

[atlaheritageposts]

atla heritage post

[cryoverkiltmilk]

“Wait, you know the Fire Lord?”

“I’ve never seen that man in my life.”