The Menagerie

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[loppybuns]

2019 is the year where we stop purposefully triggering ourselves and wallowing in our trauma, people!! delete that blog. clean out those posts. buy a new notebook/sketchbook. stop compromising your own growth!!!

[onceiwashere]

i cant believe its daylight savings time and i havent seen the “hello its me your cousin oskaar from iceland” video on my dash yet you are all slackers

[onceiwashere]

i guess i have to do all the work around here dont i

[penicillium-pusher]

If, after you are finished questioning and experimenting with gender/sexuality, you figure out that you are straight and/or cisgender, that is completely okay. Your time spent figuring yourself out was not wasted or in vain, and you weren’t “faking it” the whole time. You’re just as valid as anyone else.

[mysocalled-gay-life]

PREACH. Experimenting and becoming more self aware is NOT a waste of time.

[strangerinthisstrangeland]

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[daughterofkerberos]

[dungeonmemes]

Every time.

[spatscolombo-deactivated2022030]

Either 1960s TV censors were less bigoted than we thought, or queerphobia correlates with other kinds of stupidity. This episode is such a thin metaphor it’s not even a metaphor.

[catchymemes]

[poonyo]

Excuse me, excuse me. It’s my son, Kenny’s birthday today.

[neverthere12345]

[forbeslistonly]

sigh sigh sigh starts and ends with yourself

[alisonzai]

[nathanbutler]

public transit

[nathanbutler]

[official-venom-snake]

I know sjw Tumblr would never believe me on this but this bus actually pulled up to me on the street once and a bunch of people came out and started beating me and I died

[mangoeater1000-deactivated20201]

please support this interracial french gay couple and their 20 kids

[captain-acab]

“le couple homosexuel interracial français milieu a vingt enfants” en fait c’est une erreur statistique. georgs d'enfants, qui habite dans une cave et adopte dix mille enfants chaque jour, est une donnée aberrante et il faudrait pas l’avoir compté

[anarqueer]

I don’t even speak French and I know what that paragraph says

[muaddibbler]

The most impressive communal shitpost I’ve yet seen from a linguistics Facebook group

[artemispickle]

Other Things To Do To A Drunken Sailor

Draw a dick on his face in Sharpie

Add his boss as a friend on Facebook

Eat the last of his Nutella

Text his ex with a “U up?” message

Tell the IRS he owes back taxes

Log in to gmail and change his password

[voidbat]

every single one of these fits the rhythm of the song. i sang each one of them. :D my mom’s addition was always “hit him in the face with a vick’s inhaler”

[brighteyedjill]

I don’t know why this is so funny, but it is. Sing it. Go on. I’ll wait. 

[rainbowbarnacle]

EAR-LAY IN THA MOOORNIN’!

[m4ge-deactivated20210331]

i hate the term “spinal fluid” it conjures up horrible imagery in my mind

[m4ge-deactivated20210331]

(lightly taps a spigot i have attached to my spinal column) come get y’all juice

[gemineyyes]

We’ve never met and I hope it stays that way

[m4ge-deactivated20210331]

this is the most powerful reply ive ever received 

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

i thought this was a fucking glass of milk