Artemis Pickle

they/them See also: tentothemonkeynine

[so-i-did-this-thing]

Went fabric shopping the other day and ran into an old friend.

(Osgood Textiles in West Springfield, MA)

[happydragonbreathesrainbows]

@westernmassposting

[westernmassposting]

West Springfield, MA

[bisexualbaker]

Happy Moon Landing Eve! Remember to leave out milk and cookies for Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong, and don’t let Michael Collins convince you to prank NASA!

[bisexualbaker]

If Tumblr is still here next July 19th, I fully expect this post to obliterate my activity feed.

[secret-smut-sideblog]

love when fictional men are so devoted to their partner it makes them dangerous and insane. very slutty behavior keep it up king

[just-another-regular-dude]

[anexperimentallife]

[apesoformythoughts]

“One of the poets, whose name I cannot recall, has a passage, which I am unable at the moment to remember, in one of his works, which for the time being has slipped my mind, which hits off admirably this age-old situation.”

— P.G. Wodehouse

[genderkoolaid]

i am largely out of touch with a lot of stuff and dont even know where it came from, but sorry nothing said or done will make me hate on 6/7 as meme. its part of the time honored tradition of dumb jokes that exist entirely to be dumb jokes that annoy your teacher. its added to the canon of Funny Numbers and in such an unavoidable way (69 and 420 are way up there so its rarer to see them in the wild, and neither 6 & 9 or 4 & 2 & 0 are naturally next to each other when counting, but you are forced to say 6/7 before you even finish counting on your fingers, no matter what, which is hilarious). as a moral and political stance i feel its important to protect the youth's right to whimsy and mischief, for therein lies the true democratic spirit suppressed by the state. gen alpha get behind me

[canadianwheatpirates]

(XKCD 3184)

[littlemut]

chess should have a new piece called. the bunny rabbit. it basically moves like a pawn + can also hop like the honse. but only when it feels like it

[k1ttyy-br41nss]

happy pride

[jellycatsdaily]

Jellycat of the Day | 17th July 2026

↳ Amuseables Sandwich | 2024 Retired Design

“Your packed lunch pal!”

[stuckinapril]

“do you know where you’ll be headed in 5 years?” no. but i do know about themes and motifs. and friendship. and putting garlic on everything

[peaky-arthur]

[foxofninetales]

More like

[iwannabeaswampwitch]

Lots of drama in our household

[fivetrench]

Shit just happens to you when you're a tuna crab

[jimhenson-themuppetmaster]

[obrienpolycule]

the stand up special is perfectly paced until you watch with someone else

[jbt7493]

has anyone noticed that sometimes you take incorrect or undesirable actions instead of the correct and desirable ones? what's up with that