kick in the door

more hardcore

[anxietyproblem]

[wild-yellow-yonder]

save point for you

[pickleston]

[animusrox]

Last Action Hero (1993) dir. John McTiernan

[catcrumb]

[cybersupport]

top 5 plastic chairs i'd love to die in

[cybersupport]

number 1

[entropvy]

number 2

[cybersupport]

number 3

[honey-dippers-deactivated201907]

Wheres the last 2 op

[bluebananabowtie]

They died in plastic chair number 3

[gaywig]

[animusrox]

Good Burger (1997) dir. Brian Robbins

[throwbackblr]

[itsvlohomie]

My only fantasy: seeing Britney free

[triphit]

[umrzec]

[guerrillatech]

[femaledaily]

Brie Larson Takes On a New Form While Eating Spicy Wings | Hot Ones

[merelybeing]

LMAO yessss, kate harrison!!!

“SHE’S A LESBIAN. MY BAD!”

[minervafloofderg-migrating]

One of the reasons I feel so comfortable using Tumblr over other social media is because this site is clearly too incompetent to be evil.

[minervafloofderg-migrating]

The basic business model of a social network is to harvest commercially valuable personal data and sell it, most famously via targeted ads. Anyone visiting my blog can clearly see that I am a queer furry who’s into video games and art. And yet I am only served ads for funeral homes, Bible story DVDs, and the current president’s reelection campaign (in 2018 for some reason)

Needless to say my click through rate has not been very good

[chaos-ensuing]

Me: Runs a blog dedicated to dungeons and dragons and anime Tumblr: You know what, you strike me as a sporty type

[livenudebigfoot]

I’m a social media manager for my day job and Tumblr is literally the only social media platform I can relax on anymore because it’s so incompetent when it comes to exploiting my personal data.

[pearlsasinger-deactivated202602]

i am a bright and colourful piñata and god is a 13 year old birthday boy whose parents have just announced their divorce.

[c0mputerv1rus]

this reads like a john mulaney bit

[lesbianshepard]

“I was raised Catholic” just translates to “I’m an atheist, but I feel kinda bad about it.”

[sophiamariabaeks]

[punkconcert]

John Mulaney, a true ADHD icon

[somewhat-honest-abe]

I love how he gave this bit at an autism benefit because it is also a heavy Autism Mood™

[gh0sthoodie]

This is the most relatable thing I’ve ever seen.

[untitled4022]

Omg