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i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

i love you middle aged white man who pushes his yorkie around in a baby stroller

#grey watching #hotel shenanigans #text post #text

sailermoon

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

sailermoon

i think i got spoiled for a major gachiakuta plot twist

#😭#sobbing pleaaaase tell me i'm wrong #i tried to immediately go NOPE NOPE NOPE ERASE ERASE ERASE #and push the potential spoiler out and forget it and move on #but it's stuck in my head and i keep thinking ab it instead :/#grrrr #grey watching #gachiakuta

tall

#PUPA!!!!#fella PUPA!!!!#hang on i gotta start making music so i can call myself The Pupa

enki2

december-snow

unnatural spaces

fireleaptfromhousetohouse

#obsessed

strawbeeby

old man coworker thought my name was Emma this whole time i've been working with him LMAOOOO

strawbeeby

today on "old man coworker" he had an arm brace on and i was like oh what happened to your arm? he tells me it's a nerve thing that happens every once in a while, then goes, "it's a boo boo! want to kiss it?" in his heavy accent. i blew a kiss in his direction and he cracked up god i love this old ass man he's grandpa for real

#grey watching #hotel shenanigans #old man coworker

shubbabang

crabussy

when you eat a Normal Sandwich (bread meat greens cheese relish) and your body goes ooohhh fuck! oh fuck! what have you done! heartbeat GO! sweating GO! temperature GO! like sorry man I'm just trying to keep you WORKING!!!!!!!! ASS HOLE!

crabussy

it’s normal for sandwich to make you feel like you’re dying. this is a normal sandwich experience

#prev ice cream should not make you feel in pain for 2 hours.........#i love you but like bro

hungwy

Another reason why trains would be good is that most people are not good at driving

nikoisme

Being obsessed with your own ocs is so so good for you i seriously can't recommend it enough

nikoisme

The only downside is that you have to do Everything around here

64mpg

u can just do whatever at any age all of the time nobody cares except teenagers

64mpg

teenager will be like ur 40 with a hobby ? 💀 that’s sad <- nobody else thinks this way though they are just going through some stuff

imjunebitch

actually fucking disgusting that glasses cost any money like if you actually think about it for more than a few seconds it is so unconscionably inhumane. this goes for things like insulin and mobility aids and hearing aids too ofc but fuck man, fucking glasses? the thing you need to fucking see? its genuinely sickening and inhumanly evil that those cost ANYTHING.