murkocet

i am 30 or 40 years old and I do not need this

[strawbendy]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist (Anime 2003) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Edward Elric/Roy Mustang Additional Tags: Religious Content, au - aged up (let's say Ed is a respectable age for these activites), Anal Sex, Rimming, Face-Fucking, plot as an excuse for porn, Not Canon Compliant, One Shot, Just some creative timeline liberties Summary:

Ed finds it difficult to kneel at any other altar than the one he has built here with Roy.

[its-ate-oclock-somewhere]

you delight in wickedness and then berate yourself for the delight

[i-fuck-audis]

MY FUCKING CAR

[middlepeep]

Ok I caved and made them kith

[antleredart]

Fell back in love with YYH thanks to @polmcarts so doodled some Kurameshi feat. Youko being a top tier wingman.

[polmcarts]

I needed to repay you for making me laugh and brighten up my day. so here’s a follow up to your comic feat yusuke and wingman youko

thank you for this gesture♥

[cherryfleischer-deactivated2026]

sexyback is a good song but the idea of justin timberlake being sexual disgusts me I don't even register him as a human being let alone a person or a man he's more akin to an old blind dog who pisses everywhere

[lysimachias]

happy 'that weird mutou kid' monday

[gedascrown5768]

That describes literally no one in season 0

[duriandracula]

Fullmetal Alchemist if it slayed

[escuerzoresucitado]

shooo

[mistbjorn]

[sundrown-place]

:(

[hanniejisungquokkakingdom]

[gedascrown5768]

Yearning but as a threat

[goofstep]

everyone get unemployed. i will provide for us.

[throughfearandtrembling-deactiv]

I love how safe everyone in the comments feels about being entirely dependant on a potentially psychopathic benefactor 😁

[goofstep]

im nice…..

[junglejim4322]

He’s literally nice

[spacemancharisma]

hey if you’re stuck being in church this sunday here’s a reminder that it’s completely free to think about gay sex and no one can tell. the government doesn’t want you to know this but jesus thinks it’s totally cool

[spacemancharisma]

THANKS FOR BEING FUNNIER THAN ME

[fullmetalconfessions]

Team Scar at the beginning is so random it’s perfect. We have a serial killer, an old depressed scientist man, a little girl who kicks ass, her tiny cat thing, and then homeless Waluigi.

They’re all just so perfect

Homeless Waluigi is one of my favorite adjectives from now on

[hearjessroar]

"Kurama is the only sane one" Kurama is the Kermit of this gang of Muppets and if you truly believe he isn't just as batshit as the rest of them we did not watch the same anime. He hangs out with Hiei on purpose.