Degrees of Separation

Let's get lost

[surprisebitch]

*calls 911*

911: hello, 911, what is your emergency?

me: help!! i lost my virginity!!

911: um im sorry.. but.. i dont think..

me: no, i lost my pet, “virginity” its name is virginity !

911: ohhh! xD

me: xD

[catchymemes]

I think someone has a crush on my Christmas light decoration

[greyhyms-deactivated20220506]

why are 90% of urls attached to popular text posts deactivated?  is someone picking them off, assassin style, or have these users won their freedom from this website, gladiator style

[grootpoepjeplasjehoofd]

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[fruitpunchg-deactivated20150226]

“ooooohhh” i say as i still dont understand

[ruinedchildhood]

[Retweet]

[thelovelybones124-deactivated20]

It’s a portal

[kasui-blog]

[strawberrygyrl6]

Sick of feeling like I don't matter. Sick of feeling alone. Sick of hurting. I'm sick of this pain.

[thecommonchick]

date someone that makes you roll your eyes and smile right after

[poisonseaurchins]

[adrenaline]

via weheartit

[msnbcpundit]

REMEMBER SKIP-IT FROM THE 90’S

[apjvff]

my weapon of choice during school yard fights 

[mintmilano]

[unclefather]

I’m about to make this house a little less full

[arizonateas]

[ankle-beez]

[kagaintheskywithdiamonds]

how can you reblog this without including what happened to his dragon form

[spanishskulduggery]

Do you ever find things you wrote when you were little and just really want to die a little?

[spanishskulduggery]

Me at age 11: “I am a sea of feelings. I am an emocean.”

Emocean underlined three times

[ziraseal]

11 year old you is a fucking genius