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🪴 🍃 4️⃣2️⃣0️⃣ 😶‍🌫️ 🚬 cis she/her, (they is fine) panromantic demisexual, white latina, Aries 4/19, in my mid 30s! Minors DNI! 🖤 💜 💖 💛 💙 No new art being posted here currently! Just fun reblogs, progressive politics and social justice stuff sometimes, personal posts and temporary hyper-fixations! Also I LOVE my wife Seren so I'll gush about her a lot!! 🖤 💜 💖 💛 💙 Check out my old art via the tags below! (if on mobile just look up the tag "sbparts"! but be aware there will be nsfw art) If you'd like me to tag specific triggers, or even just call me out on some shit I've said so I can know, please don't hesitate to tell me via dm or by asking with the button below! You can also send an ask as anon!

[reactionimagearchive]

moodboard for when you open the replies on a popular tumblr post

[bogleech]

The christian family in these memes (which are absolutely all over facebook these days) genuinely do always look miserable. Who the fuck is relating to these stock mormon farm cultists. That is a couple who made love only once in pitch darkness with bags on their heads then celebrated the pregnancy with a feast of uncooked potatoes and warm tapwater. The baby seems intrigued though. Maybe only by the bottle of pills??

[sunshine-tattoo]

Could not leave this in the tags <3

[toodrawtothink]

Still one of the best animations I've ever done. Took just under a week and was equal parts fun and challenging. So here are some process passes! The full version had too many colors so I had to do some compression T0T

As always, no ai.

[swagophile]

important reminder that most people you follow online are significantly lamer than you think they are including me. and if you feel insecure comparing yourself to someone online: DON'T. theyre probably also lame and weird. most people on the internet are

[most-sane-classicist]

reblog if you're also lame and weird.

[starry-river-serval]

do you consider discord social media

no

yes

nuance

Voting ended onJul 16

[spicymochi]

pick a cartoon puppy to adopt!

[dailymanners]

"Men should put the seat down when they're done peeing so that I don't fall into the toilet when I sit down to pee"

"Actually women should be putting the seat back up when they're done peeing as a courtesy so that I don't have to touch it and put the seat up before I pee"

Actually, both the seat AND lid should be down when no one is actively using the toilet, because this prevents things from accidentally falling into / accidentally being dropped into the toilet. Also having the lid down when you're flushing is important because it prevents the toilet from spraying out bacteria.

[redwooding]

It's called "toilet plume" or "fecal plume." Here's a video of it.

[fatbifemme]

Okay everyone recommend your favorite artist that draws fat people please I need themmm

[gardenxkisses]

@nostalgic-teddyy

[nostalgic-teddyy]

Hiii I love drawing big women!🤗🤗🤗

[kcggggg]

That Hot New Metroidvania everyone's been talkin' on is on sale right now!

[krossan]

[h0lyshift]

The older i get the more i understand why some people become obsessed with privacy, not because they’re hiding something, but because being constantly perceived starts to feel spiritually exhausting.

[melyzard]

Did you know that soda machines at restaurants and movie theaters spy on you? That most common new cars now record your sexual preferences and send it to the manufacturer (and also data about anyone who also gets in your car, walks by your car, and maybe happens to be within visual range of your car)? That grocery stores are trying to force customers to download an app to scan barcodes on shelves instead of putting up prices, so the app can scan the phone, decide how much that customer should be squeezed for, and adjust the price? That more and more innocent people are being sent to jail for crimes committed hundreds of miles away because an AI facial recognition algorithm spit their faces out and the cops didn't bother to do the most basic of checks?

I am not uptight about privacy because I'm hiding something. I'm uptight about it because the people who dismiss my right to privacy are dangerous to you and me and our families, personally, all the time.

And often, they are assholes, too.

[saywhat-politics]

[sporesgalaxy]

tl ; dr my long post btw

[inthetags]

reblog and put in the tags the real reason you joined tumblr no matter how horrible or embarrassing it is

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

#everyone was fleeing livejournal and came here#a place that is inferior in almost every aspect

[strawberrypoundcake]

Also Zooble the nonbinary character remarking they thought Jax would be into the maid outfit and him angrily asking what thats supposed to mean....

Plus gooseworx is a trans woman and said she relates to Jax the most.......

[teaboot]

I think that if you had enough daughters AND played your cards right you could spring Mambo Number Five out at the EXACT right gathering and shatter your entire family's trust forever

[teaboot]

The secret is to name them out of order with the lyrics so by the time anyone catches on it's too late

[teaboot]

For me personally the ideal gathering would be my funeral

[teaboot]

A little bit for Monica, she's my wife

A little bit for Erica, for her strife

My books all go to Rita, cause she reads

My greenhouse goes to Tina, she plants trees

The furniture is Sandra's, on my lawn

Jewelry for Mary, she can pawn

Ashes go to Jessica, that's my plan

A little bit of me inside a can (ah!)

[punkrorschach]

the legally blonde mentality isnt just for law students. u can bring that attitude with you into every field of work. be the whimsical force of positive change. wear that neon outfit. snaps for us all.

[punkrorschach]

this post was inspired by my boss telling me she couldnt "take me seriously" in a pair of dinosaur print overalls. sorry i have two degrees and a dope wardrobe. you dont need to take me seriously but You Will Take Me.

[black-quadrant]

OP's an inspiration. bring on the whimsy movement!