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Stream, 24, lesbian, cis woman (she/her)

[streamywhisper]

Hello dears ! I am asking you to support my campaign to help me to reach my goal. I am now in bad need to your support to help me stay alive and safe. Gaza is a very dangerous place either on the level of livelihood or on the level of souls. I need your monetary support to ensble me to get the basic needs for my family till Rafah crossing point reopens to move my family to safety and peace.Pleasd help a family be alive through your small donations or througn your shares to others.Thank you so much for your stand beside people in need .

Vetted here.

Donated, I hope you can make it to Rafah, and I hope your family can push through such a horrible genocide. From the river to the sea.

https://gofund.me/d42cd238

[streamywhisper]

URGENT HELP SAVE THE LIFE OF MY CHILD

Dear humanity,

Please Help Me – My Son May Die at Any Moment.

I'm Amal from Gaza. 🍉

Here’s my story, and I’m reaching out with a hopeful heart 💔✨, hoping someone will feel what my family and I are going through.

My son is suffering from a severe and life-threatening injury after being shot by Israeli drones. He urgently needs medical treatment outside Gaza.

I beg you, i kiss your feet, to help my son. My son may die at any moment

I lost most of my family. I'm afraid to lose my son too 🥺 .

Please Donate now:👇👇 👇

Gofundme.com

paypal.com

Thank you for your compassion and kindness

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Vetted at #355 here.

Donated, I hope your son can be saved and I really hope your family can make it through this horrible genocide. From the river to the sea.

https://gofund.me/5e1f9f18

[streamywhisper]

Palestinian GFMs in my inbox pt. 2

Second post of inbox GFMs. Vetting links included.

@jaberfamily , vetted here

https://gofund.me/f8de8479

@mohameddsaker , unvetted but RIS is clean

https://gofund.me/520dba9c

@abuadam86 , vetted here

https://gofund.me/ea6f6d94

@hayanahed , vetted as #26 here

https://gofund.me/07324370

@exactlysweatystudent , vetted here

https://gofund.me/5faedc38

[streamywhisper]

Palestine GFMs in my inbox

More GFMs that I have in my inbox, all donated to. Second post coming after this one due to how many there were.

@yasmeenmahmoudgaza , vetted by association

https://gofund.me/eafc45e1

@aya2mohammed , vetted as #166 here

https://gofund.me/11483281

@kareem-sd , unvetted but RIS is confirmed clean

https://gofund.me/7b4978b9

@janaabunaje , vetted by gazavetters

https://gofund.me/13b8f250

@amanyay556 , unvetted but RIS is confirmed clean

https://gofund.me/3efa0eb7

@yosef-hussin , vetted by 90-ghost

https://gofund.me/4f5dea3a

@ahed-family2 , vetted here

https://gofund.me/50b50272

Please share if you cannot donate.

[90-ghost]

One year gone

One year of killing civilians

One year of bombing hospitals

One year of bombing schools

One year of destroying a whole city

One year of starving people to death

One year of making people leave their homes to live in tents

One year and still the world just watching us dying

One year thousands are missing under the rubble thousands arrested with unknown future

One year of thousands of children lost either one of their parents or both

Thousands lost parts of their bodies

I can’t imagine this will continue for a year

Fuck this world fuck everyone

[streamywhisper]

Palestinian GFMs in my inbox

Donated to all of these. Vetting links included.

@mohamedabuzoor , vetted by The Butterfly Effect (#503)

https://gofund.me/b06d2ec5

@strangekittengalaxy and @maximumtravelerwizard , vetted by association (as Sahar is a relative of Walaa/burningnightgiver, and Faisal is her brother).

https://gofund.me/1df870fe

https://gofund.me/71714cd9

@mohmoud-j , vetted by association

https://gofund.me/401dbd42

@saveomarfamily , vetted by association

https://gofund.me/3c9ca93c

Please donate if you can, and share if you can't. From the river to the sea.

[streamywhisper]

Hello! 🍉🇵🇸 I'm Nadine from Gaza Asking for help is not easy, I'm asking for a small donation of 20 or 25 euros from each person. I need your help, you can donate to save my life and the life of my family, my donation link is in my bio, every donation, even the small one, is a good thing and makes a big difference in my life Help me and my family Thank you for your support I hope you can help me even a little to save us from death

https://gofund.me/a3f747d1

Donated, good luck on this terrifying path you're on. I wish you the best through this torturous year, and to achieve a safe life despite everything. From the river to the sea.

Donate to Support Nadine's Dream of a Safe Future, organized by Nadine Ismail Rajab

Hello, I am Nadine from Gaza. I am one of a family of 8 people. I was at t… Nadine Ismail Rajab needs your support for Support Nadine's Drea

[streamywhisper]

‎‏I am mohammed ayyad of Gazans, living in very difficult conditions because of the war that the Gaza Strip is under. Since the outbreak of the war on the seventh of October we have been evacuating .

‎‏Then the journey of suffering and separation began,because my children were separated and evacuated from our home without covering or clothes., From here they became infected with diseases, and what increased our fatigue was the constant upbringing due to the different areas in which we were displaced, as we were displaced 9 times, and this was very expensive, the last of which was the 9th of this August from Hamad Town. In addition to that, we have lived in the summer season in a tent that did not exceed three meters, closed with nylon, so it is like an agricultural greenhouse atmosphere. It is very hot. All in all, we live difficult days that no human beings can afford

We have no work because of the war, and we do not have any kind of money and this is accompanied by a crazy and horrible rise in prices.

Although water is not suitable for drinking, this is the cause of many diseases

The last suffering is that we are out of Hamad without taking our purposes or our tents and now we are searching the earth in the roads and our children and our elderly parents are suffering..So we use direct donation including what they can or share links fully so people can know our tragedy and pain. Remember a small contribution can make a difference in the lives of many children who are dealing with their health condition all. Leave their details and make them happy with your generous contribution.

Donated, I absolutely cannot imagine the sheer torture you and your family have been through in just one horrible, horrible year. I wish you the best and that your family can make it through, despite the bloodshed and pain. From the river to the sea.

Donate to Help me get food water and medicine for my little kids !!, organized by DUNIA E D HABIB

We live in this small tent, me and my family, consisting of 1… DUNIA E D HABIB needs your support for Help me get food water and medicine fo

[streamywhisper]

Hello my friends 👋

I hope that you will stand by me and help me reach my goal of saving my family from the danger of death in Gaza, providing the necessities of life and subsistence, and reaching safety. Your financial support and sharing our story is our only hope for the family’s survival and to save our lives. Your kindness and generosity can make a difference🙏🍉

Donated! I hope your family is able to escape, I really do wish the absolute best for you. From the river to the sea.

Donate to Gaza Humanitarian Help For my Family, organized by Mohammed Zaqout

My name is Mohammed zaqout , and I am a Palestinian-lives in USA. I am reaching … Mohammed Zaqout needs your support for Gaza Humanitarian

[mohammedshehab]

Hello:

I am Muhammad Shehab from Gaza🍉. I support a family of 6 people. My sick mother and father, my wife Hiyam, and my sons (Zain and Yahya). I have a gofundme campaign that I created to treat my mother and father, protect my family, and get them out of the danger of the war on Gaza🍉. We live in very difficult circumstances Help me we are still very far from the goal. I hope everyone will donate even a little. I am confident that you will stand with me and support me until I achieve my goal and save my family from the danger of war. Share my story. Pin my story to your page. Everything helps. Can you share some of my posts from time to time? Maybe the internet will be cut off in my area. Thank you

Donate to Help Zaen and Yehya to get out of Gaza, organized by mohammed shamallakh

I am Muhammad Shehab from Gaza These are my sons Zaen and Yahya … mohammed shamallakh needs your support for Help Zaen and Yehya

[mostunlikelytosucceed]

This family has only received €425!! If you are able, please donate! And if you are unable to donate, share this campaign to your social media! Every little help makes a difference.

[mostunlikelytosucceed]

€1,012 out of €25,000! This family still needs your help, donate if you can, share to your social media!!

[hyamshehabnew]

Everyone who sees us or hears about us in Gaza, I hope that you will be with us, support us and help us. Share our story with us, write it down, and don’t forget us in your prayers.

Verified by: @90-ghost @sar-soor@vakarians-babe @sayruq @@@raelyn-dreams @plomegranate

@palipunk @self-hating-zionist @star-and-space-ace @rainbowywitch @nabulsi

@sayruq @palestinegenocide @fairuzfan

@shellofashadow @revcuse

@northgazaupdates @northgazaupdates2

PLEASE DONATE@plomegranate AND SHARE !!!🙏

Death strikes quickly. My family and I are waiting to die at any moment. Be the light on my way out of Gaza

[memingursa-deactivated20250625]

So like Joe biden’s foreign policy is one of the worst in American history

[depsidase]

[onefey]

you're going about your normal day when, suddenly, surprise! you've been pokémon mystery dungeon'd!

unfortunately, due to budget cuts, the pokémon assigning quiz has been canceled. instead, you must spin THE WHEEL, assigning you a random, unevolved, non-legendary and non-mythical pokémon. you must now go on some sort of world-saving adventure as this pokémon. good luck!

tell me in the tags what you rolled, and how you feel about it - for bonus points, you can spin the wheel again for (or just take your pick of) a pokémon to be your partner.

bonus rules:

you're not shiny unless the wheel tells you you're shiny

take your pick of regional forms and evolutions (for example, if you roll vulpix, it's up to you whether that means normal or alolan vulpix)

apply whatever logic you like with regards to gender

have fun and be yourself!

[kazehiki]

anybody else going through life feeling like a dog that wasn't socialized enough as a puppy

[beaft]

do genuinely find it fascinating how indeed.com is like the biggest job-hunting website out there and yet manages to be profoundly useless in every possible way

[beaft]

i apply for a job. i never hear back.

i search for "entry level jobs". i am shown listings for things like "military intelligence officer", "senior veterinary surgeon", and "forklift engineer".

i search for "jobs in bookselling". i am told that there are 9 bookselling jobs in my area. when i read the listings, 8 of these 9 jobs are care assistant roles and the 9th is a pyramid scheme.

i search for "jobs within 5 miles of my location". i am shown jobs that are on the other side of the country.

i type in "proofreading". i am shown listings for "ai training".

i search "creative industry jobs". half the listings are for finance companies and the other half require a degree in data science.

i receive an email. "based on your profile, indeed thought you would be a great match for this opportunity!" the linked job requires a degree that i do not have and 5 years of experience in a field that i know nothing about. the email does not explain why this opportunity would be "a great match".

i receive an email. "based on your profile, indeed thought you would be a great match for this opportunity!" in the body of the email, it warns me that i will not be able to apply for the job it has sent me because i do not meet the criteria.

i apply for a job with a temp agency. i never hear back. 2 weeks later the agency website goes down and never comes back up again.

i apply for a job. 6 months later i get a stock email telling me my application has been unsuccessful.

i apply for a job. i never hear back.

[anneemay]

They're in dire need for NOMAD esims in Gaza! Please refer to the website on how to buy esims

[anneemay]

Crips for eSims for Gaza

Crips for eSims for Gaza is a collaboration between Jane Shi, Leah Lakshmi Piepzna-Samarasinha, and Alice Wong. 

The tweet above is dated 22 August 2024! They need more esims! Please donate to Crips for eSims if you found buying esims is difficult for you!

[vinny-vox]

Why are you lgbtq+? wrong answers only GO