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he/him, IT (on Linux mint), if its wierd i probably played it

[toskarin]

this video is so important. if you're planning on frying ANYTHING frozen, please thaw it first, and please be careful

[fightinggameheritageposts]

fighting game heritage post

[stredoceskykockolit]

Witch hat atelier brim hats

must be the group of most unserious chucklefucks around. Like cmon, i bet most of them erase themself from existence and only few of them are smart lucky enough to not get eaten by their own spells.

and if you get shit like (spoiler) you can very easily fuck up soo hard to the comical degree of funny.

Hear me out:

They are perfect for gag yonkoma. I present to you, a shitty my take on this, numbered because i have like 20x ideas (and half of them were probably already done by Garfield ) (and also i need a draw practice and fuck it we ball, if ONE could made mob psycho 100, i can draw shitty yet funny) (feel free to DM me tips on how tf work with kirita, i can work with blender but Kirita needs a different approach i need to get used to i guess)

[stredoceskykockolit]

TF2 has too many hats to just let it pass

[stredoceskykockolit]

Witch hat atelier brim hats

must be the group of most unserious chucklefucks around. Like cmon, i bet most of them erase themself from existence and only few of them are smart lucky enough to not get eaten by their own spells.

and if you get shit like (spoiler) you can very easily fuck up soo hard to the comical degree of funny.

Hear me out:

They are perfect for gag yonkoma. I present to you, a shitty my take on this, numbered because i have like 20x ideas (and half of them were probably already done by Garfield ) (and also i need a draw practice and fuck it we ball, if ONE could made mob psycho 100, i can draw shitty yet funny) (feel free to DM me tips on how tf work with kirita, i can work with blender but Kirita needs a different approach i need to get used to i guess)

[machine-unlearning]

My flu isn't all that bad, but I had a super weird flu dream about a world where if you died and your body hadn't been found yet, all your online accounts would keep posting in a mildly annoyed tone from the pov of the corpse. None of the posts were creepy, just stuff like "Stuck laying facedown in my bed forever #mybedforever," and because it happened somewhat regularly it was all treated pretty normally, some kind of “the spirit hasn’t moved on yet” schtick. And it'd be a little tragic to find out grandma died from her facebook post "the cat is sniffing my face... he can tell I'm not breathing but is so very polite and not eating me yet... 🤣🐈😿" but it'd kind of be last words in a way and at least more personal than hearing she died over the phone from some coroner.

The main awkward thing was sometimes the person behind a big tumblr would die and their tumblr would start corpse posting, but none of their mutuals know them irl to recover the body, so you're all stuck waiting as days pass and their account keeps corpse posting, with the knowledge that nobody from real life has checked on them, and that when someone eventually does they'll find a decaying corpse

[weaselle]

[vessel-the-673rd]

30 stickers from!

Exodus from the Pale Sea, Such Is The Joy Of Our Reunion, See You Soon

I am now only 8 months behind global. Time to read When Elegies Are Ashes.

Also I didn't expect Yu to have the single quote with the most stickers in it

[stredoceskykockolit]

I know its a running joke that every year is "year of the Linux" but... this year... its true. We are past "nerds trying to feel superior" era, you can click around and it just works. You just update with "update manager" and no fucking 3h of "shutting down"

Mint even has a "yeah you probably want to install this" screen on fresh install, so no more GPU drivers nightmare. Steam with Proton made a huge effort to make it more friendly to run windows apps/games (i remember the hell with wineprefixes)

And every quartal, windows update breaks yet another thing. (and i dont think its gonna get better) https://www.zdnet.com/article/windows-11-bug-roundup/

yes you will have to read some info about your system. yes you will have to adjust to new workflow. but now its more of a 5min googling and reading, not 6h in terminal asking "whats GRUB"

[sinsinewave]

Linux has come far, but i think there is a couple major hurdles still, due to which it won't be the year of the linux desktop first and foremost, Linux users still overestimate the tech competency of the average jane; most people don't know how to install any OS, or how to burn one on an USB, or even that they can do that; nor are they interested in learning that, they're interested in like, browsing social media and running Microsoft Office and those average janes are the bulk of computer users, they're just the quietest about their computer use -- secondly, even with Proton, productivity apps have a habit of not working, and gamers often play games with kernel level malwar- i mean anticheat, which won't work not to mention that wine needs to be extremely cleanly integrated into the system before it's truly viable; which it usually isn't --

i don't think there is going to be a year of the Linux desktop until you can walk to your local Gigantti and buy a laptop with Linux on it already, like you can a Windows one or a mac

[stredoceskykockolit]

good points, glad that someone engages with this. overestimate the tech competency of the average jane: True, but now everything is a webapp. Browsers work, you just give device with linux. Best case you turn on automatic updates and just show them where to click for their main computer usage. (remember chromebooks?) (i did IT support, after a year half of the HR was able to read half of the manual for common issue they called me for, big success) Productivity apps: software that doesn't work on anything is software that we hopefully replace ( MS owe me 5years of my life with that piece of shit called Azure and dont let me start on Office). But yeah that a more of wish than reality. (but noticeable chunk of market got used to google tools which is not the pure pain to work with) Kernel level malware:

(but there is a push for anticheat to work on linux https://areweanticheatyet.com/ having more people on it means more people for it) Wine - with proton you dont even touch wine, i just -> installed steam -> installed games -> (wait for shaders ) -> played. No issues. (or lutris) (but yeah you want at least someone to ask to be sure) (But for battle.net/Warcraft3 and Endfield i had to put some work). "i don't think there is going to be a year of the Linux desktop until you can walk to your local Gigantti and buy a laptop with Linux on it already, like you can a Windows one or a mac" That happened few times here in main electronic store tried to cut corners and just sold few laptops with Linux (i think suse witout DE, horrible experience for anyone that had to touch it.) But yeah, its still not for everyone yet, you want at least some tech competency ( and being able to read two pages of text and comprehend it) (tech competency aka. being able to restart wifi, not scamming people with crypto/AI bullshit) But now we can talk about it, and its now "when" not "if", which is a win.

[stredoceskykockolit]

May 2026 update:

https://github.com/Nightmare-Eclipse

It's real and even reading it is hilarious and scary af. (Basically a repository with proof of concept programs that bypass basically any security in Windows)

It's not for everyone to move to Linux but you should at least think about it and collect the pro/cons so you are prepared when you probably get forced out of Windows by the sheer unusabulity of it.

If you are asking "will it work for me..." "I don't know if..." "Will my device work..." "It is different than..." "I need my word 2006 to work..." well open Google and check for yourself, you can even try a liveUSB/dualboot to confirm it. Everything has a YouTube video today.

(also I am on Mint, but Fedora do look and function well)

[stredoceskykockolit]

I know its a running joke that every year is "year of the Linux" but... this year... its true. We are past "nerds trying to feel superior" era, you can click around and it just works. You just update with "update manager" and no fucking 3h of "shutting down"

Mint even has a "yeah you probably want to install this" screen on fresh install, so no more GPU drivers nightmare. Steam with Proton made a huge effort to make it more friendly to run windows apps/games (i remember the hell with wineprefixes)

And every quartal, windows update breaks yet another thing. (and i dont think its gonna get better) https://www.zdnet.com/article/windows-11-bug-roundup/

yes you will have to read some info about your system. yes you will have to adjust to new workflow. but now its more of a 5min googling and reading, not 6h in terminal asking "whats GRUB"

[sinsinewave]

Linux has come far, but i think there is a couple major hurdles still, due to which it won't be the year of the linux desktop first and foremost, Linux users still overestimate the tech competency of the average jane; most people don't know how to install any OS, or how to burn one on an USB, or even that they can do that; nor are they interested in learning that, they're interested in like, browsing social media and running Microsoft Office and those average janes are the bulk of computer users, they're just the quietest about their computer use -- secondly, even with Proton, productivity apps have a habit of not working, and gamers often play games with kernel level malwar- i mean anticheat, which won't work not to mention that wine needs to be extremely cleanly integrated into the system before it's truly viable; which it usually isn't --

i don't think there is going to be a year of the Linux desktop until you can walk to your local Gigantti and buy a laptop with Linux on it already, like you can a Windows one or a mac

[stredoceskykockolit]

good points, glad that someone engages with this. overestimate the tech competency of the average jane: True, but now everything is a webapp. Browsers work, you just give device with linux. Best case you turn on automatic updates and just show them where to click for their main computer usage. (remember chromebooks?) (i did IT support, after a year half of the HR was able to read half of the manual for common issue they called me for, big success) Productivity apps: software that doesn't work on anything is software that we hopefully replace ( MS owe me 5years of my life with that piece of shit called Azure and dont let me start on Office). But yeah that a more of wish than reality. (but noticeable chunk of market got used to google tools which is not the pure pain to work with) Kernel level malware:

(but there is a push for anticheat to work on linux https://areweanticheatyet.com/ having more people on it means more people for it) Wine - with proton you dont even touch wine, i just -> installed steam -> installed games -> (wait for shaders ) -> played. No issues. (or lutris) (but yeah you want at least someone to ask to be sure) (But for battle.net/Warcraft3 and Endfield i had to put some work). "i don't think there is going to be a year of the Linux desktop until you can walk to your local Gigantti and buy a laptop with Linux on it already, like you can a Windows one or a mac" That happened few times here in main electronic store tried to cut corners and just sold few laptops with Linux (i think suse witout DE, horrible experience for anyone that had to touch it.) But yeah, its still not for everyone yet, you want at least some tech competency ( and being able to read two pages of text and comprehend it) (tech competency aka. being able to restart wifi, not scamming people with crypto/AI bullshit) But now we can talk about it, and its now "when" not "if", which is a win.

[hauntaur]

This is money cat. He only appears every 1,383,986,917,198,001 posts. If you repost this in 30 seconds he will bring u good wealth and fortune.

[stredoceskykockolit]

On Tumblr nobody cares that you are cis hetero so you can post gay shit as much as you want

[orteil42]

do you know how much of a letdown it was to grow up smelling the aged whiskey in my grandpa's pantry. the wine in my parents' dinner glasses. the anise liquor on summer evenings. and finally being of drinking age and finding out it all kinda just tastes like car exhaust

[stredoceskykockolit]

Ok hear me out, it's called "acquired taste" for a reason and if you are interested in something you should learn and get to know it. (By repeatedly tasting it, not by just watching YT videos about it)

I got into the tea (and later coffee) by volunteering in teahouse and drinking hectolitres of tea and talking/learning about it in year. After half a year it went from "flavoured water" to "yes I can taste the different things in and I can differentiate between white, green and olong".

As baby you had to be exposed to vegetables to like it, same thing to different cusine.

(that doesn't mean go and chug vodka, that means if you are interested in coffee, you should probably try multiple types and brands and try to spot the difference)

[stredoceskykockolit]

Third draft on same idea yet losing my marbles mid point and going bonkers.

Call that carbon monoxide special.

[stredoceskykockolit]

I know its a running joke that every year is "year of the Linux" but... this year... its true. We are past "nerds trying to feel superior" era, you can click around and it just works. You just update with "update manager" and no fucking 3h of "shutting down"

Mint even has a "yeah you probably want to install this" screen on fresh install, so no more GPU drivers nightmare. Steam with Proton made a huge effort to make it more friendly to run windows apps/games (i remember the hell with wineprefixes)

And every quartal, windows update breaks yet another thing. (and i dont think its gonna get better) https://www.zdnet.com/article/windows-11-bug-roundup/

yes you will have to read some info about your system. yes you will have to adjust to new workflow. but now its more of a 5min googling and reading, not 6h in terminal asking "whats GRUB"

[sinsinewave]

Linux has come far, but i think there is a couple major hurdles still, due to which it won't be the year of the linux desktop first and foremost, Linux users still overestimate the tech competency of the average jane; most people don't know how to install any OS, or how to burn one on an USB, or even that they can do that; nor are they interested in learning that, they're interested in like, browsing social media and running Microsoft Office and those average janes are the bulk of computer users, they're just the quietest about their computer use -- secondly, even with Proton, productivity apps have a habit of not working, and gamers often play games with kernel level malwar- i mean anticheat, which won't work not to mention that wine needs to be extremely cleanly integrated into the system before it's truly viable; which it usually isn't --

i don't think there is going to be a year of the Linux desktop until you can walk to your local Gigantti and buy a laptop with Linux on it already, like you can a Windows one or a mac

[stredoceskykockolit]

good points, glad that someone engages with this. overestimate the tech competency of the average jane: True, but now everything is a webapp. Browsers work, you just give device with linux. Best case you turn on automatic updates and just show them where to click for their main computer usage. (remember chromebooks?) (i did IT support, after a year half of the HR was able to read half of the manual for common issue they called me for, big success) Productivity apps: software that doesn't work on anything is software that we hopefully replace ( MS owe me 5years of my life with that piece of shit called Azure and dont let me start on Office). But yeah that a more of wish than reality. (but noticeable chunk of market got used to google tools which is not the pure pain to work with) Kernel level malware:

(but there is a push for anticheat to work on linux https://areweanticheatyet.com/ having more people on it means more people for it) Wine - with proton you dont even touch wine, i just -> installed steam -> installed games -> (wait for shaders ) -> played. No issues. (or lutris) (but yeah you want at least someone to ask to be sure) (But for battle.net/Warcraft3 and Endfield i had to put some work). "i don't think there is going to be a year of the Linux desktop until you can walk to your local Gigantti and buy a laptop with Linux on it already, like you can a Windows one or a mac" That happened few times here in main electronic store tried to cut corners and just sold few laptops with Linux (i think suse witout DE, horrible experience for anyone that had to touch it.) But yeah, its still not for everyone yet, you want at least some tech competency ( and being able to read two pages of text and comprehend it) (tech competency aka. being able to restart wifi, not scamming people with crypto/AI bullshit) But now we can talk about it, and its now "when" not "if", which is a win.

[stredoceskykockolit]

I know its a running joke that every year is "year of the Linux" but... this year... its true. We are past "nerds trying to feel superior" era, you can click around and it just works. You just update with "update manager" and no fucking 3h of "shutting down"

Mint even has a "yeah you probably want to install this" screen on fresh install, so no more GPU drivers nightmare. Steam with Proton made a huge effort to make it more friendly to run windows apps/games (i remember the hell with wineprefixes)

And every quartal, windows update breaks yet another thing. (and i dont think its gonna get better) https://www.zdnet.com/article/windows-11-bug-roundup/

yes you will have to read some info about your system. yes you will have to adjust to new workflow. but now its more of a 5min googling and reading, not 6h in terminal asking "whats GRUB"

[kirianthedivorce]

Absolutely losing it at this Reddit post

And the update

She buttered Jorts

[anoonzee]

The outrage summed in a perfect Tweet:

[notemily]

FINALLY

I’ve been collecting the best Jorts tweets and waiting until the moment he showed up on my dash to post them. So here you are, the curated best of the past, oh, day or so:

[rhipidurafan]

Some additional quality memes from the past 24 hours:

Meanwhile, OP has continued tracking trash can mishaps on twitter:

And a quality photo of this sweet potato:

[rhipidurafan]

An update for those not following Jorts’ twitter account, starting with a transcription of the Wellerman cover:

Link to the lovely video

There once was a ship that put to sea The name of the ship was the Jorts and Jean The ship she rolled and her closet doors closed Oh no, where’s Jorts? Oh no!

Soon may the smarter cat come To save poor Jorts so orange and dumb One day when the butterin’s done We’ll take our leave and go

When Pam came on, she had a plan To teach our Jorts about garbage cans Pam meant well but her plans fell flat When HR said, “don’t butter the cat”

Soon may the smarter cat come To save poor Jorts so orange and dumb One day when the butterin’s done We’ll take our leave and go

Now Jean the smart cat comes She saves poor Jorts so orange and dumb Now that the butterin’s done We’ll take our leave and go

We’ll take our leave and go

We’ll take our leave and go

Additional quality memes:

A recipe for Buttered Jorts:

Recent Jorts activities:

And some very wise words from the cat himself:

[petermorwood]

This is the largest Jorts post I found before I decided to stop, and combines a lot of memes in one convenient package.

Along with cats, of course. Smartly done!

[calligrafiti]

The person running the Jorts Twitter is using it to promote unions, which is awesome.

[breelandwalker]

FNALLY! All the premium Jorts content in one place!

[baybelletrist]

JOOOOOORTS

[siriosa]

the blessing of jorts. the patience of jean.

[worldofstring]

The sheer delight when you finally learn the story of Jorts and Jean, of whom you had only vaguely heard, and what’s more you find SOMEONE YOU KNOW among the Jorts poets

[stredoceskykockolit]

ULTRAKILL level design is finely crafted work of art.

Of course getting back after last update was equivalent of hydrogen bomb of difficulty on my ass.

When you get on that 8-3 with that [SPOILER]

Fucking space part first thought I have was "HOW TF I NAVIGATE IN THIS BULLSHIT" and "MY BITCH ASS NEVER GONNA P-RANK THIS BULLSHIT"

And after too many deaths later... Yeah it feels doable, you just have to stretch out your spacial awareness.

Also fuck that rotating room holy shit that made my brain hurt.

[cottoncandylesbo]

the main dev of ULTRAKILL is livetweeting their reactions to jerma failing at their game fantastically and it's really, really fucking funny.

[ashley-royale]

I feel like it's important to note that they call him Amish here because earlier he got so mad during a hard boss fight that he went on a rant that "humans aren't meant to do this, they're meant to push logs in wheelbarrows"

[krcmelound]

Disco Elysium, ale hrajete za Ozzáka, jak v podvečer pádu režimu pobíhá po undergroundovejch klubech a hospodách Prahy a hledá bráchu.