all these little things
by Denny Bitte
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@stress-burrito
all these little things
by Denny Bitte
a last smile came down the hill
by Denny Bitte
in australia if a girl goes to the bathroom and comes back with a seemingly random fact then you know exactly what time of the month it is
dO YOU GUYS HAVE FUCKING FUN FACTS PRINTED ON YOUR TAMPONS OR SOMETHING
they’re on pad wrappers!!!!!
oh my god
Alex Strangler
i mean at least i tried right
My boyfriend talks in his sleep and because he’s bilingual, he says some hilarious/weird/sometimes creepy shit. I ask him every morning if he remembers saying this stuff and he has no idea about any of it.
Here are some of my favorites:
-”Babe, can you please turn down the brightness of your skin” -After stealing all of the blankets: “This is my right as a human” -After I take the blankets back: “I don’t want your freedom, America. Just blanket” -Sometimes he just says “Hello?” as if he’s answering a phone call -One night he just said “Cabbage” which is weird because he doesn’t know the english word for that when he’s awake. -After spooning me: “You have a nice butt” -”Who is that in the corner?” (terrifying) -”Watch out for the red lady” (even more terrifying) -Sometimes he will say things in German and it sounds like he’s speaking Parseltongue -One time I actually think he said something in Parseltongue -One time he talked about buying a ticket to “everywhere” and then just said “hello?” after two minutes of silence -And my all time favorite: ”This is MY yogurt, Satan”
ideal relationship
you: ya
me: ya
2017 is the year we find love
even the uglies?
Especially us uglies
I went to a masseuse yesterday, but I wouldn’t recommend her. She rubbed me the wrong way.
current aesthetic: cute english teacher who’s high key banging the history professor
current aesthetic: the history professor
current aesthetic: the history professor’s substitute who joins in on the action.
current aesthetic: the principal who really wants to get in on this sexyfest, but also doesn’t want this whole thing to blow up in his face.
aesthetic: the librarian who nearly exposes the whole affair before joining in.
aesthetic: The bookish guidance counselor who thinks you all need Jesus.
Aesthetic: the law student in his dorm across campus who can hear everything.
Every time I see this it has different characters I love this post
The pepper gives it a kick!
me: cant believe im about to mcfreakin lose my virginity boy: *already putting pants back on*