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yupp

[uslessnoahtall]

Twisted Tarot Legacy Challenge

[tuxankhamun]

sorry kids daddy lost all his money betting on rhinoceros beetle fights again there won't be a christmas this year

[bester-jester]

good news babies, momma just cleared some chump of everything. Two christmases this year. God i love beetles fighting

[fatherofthebride]

i didn’t want to film a random guy and his kid without their consent so please enjoy this stock image reproduction of what i just witnessed while waiting at a stop light:

[valtsv]

just found out i've been abandoned by god which means he's not watching anything i do anymore. you should come over.

[anxietyproblem]

[dillyt]

*points to the bong you just set on my table* hey can you put that on a coaster?

[meganfoxrocksmyworld]

Reasons I love Megan Denise Fox.

Her eloquence on objectification and misogyny.

[machigaeru]

I started Hebrew, which is why I’ve been dead on this blog, but I don’t think I can ever properly convey to you guys the sheer cultural whiplash of spending years learning Japanese from Japanese teachers and then trying to learn Hebrew from an Israeli

Japanese: you walk into class already apologizing for being alive Hebrew: you walk into class, the teacher insults you and you are expected to insult her back

Japanese: conjugates every single verb based on degree of intended politeness, nevermind keigo and honorifics Hebrew: Someone asked my teacher how to say “excuse me” and she laughed for several seconds before saying we shouldn’t worry about remembering that since we’ll never need to say it

Japanese: if you get one stroke wrong the entire kanji is incomprehensible Hebrew: cursive? script? fuck it do whatever you want, you don’t even have to write the vowels out unless you feel like it

Japanese: the closest thing there is to ‘bastard’ is an excessively direct ‘you’ pronoun Hebrew: ‘bitch’ translates directly

[memory-thought]

The span of human experience is so insane.

[postcitywave-deactivated2020070]

Faces of Protest: The Fight for Hong Kong  Photographs by Adam Ferguson 

[furiessong]

someone needs to open a gay roller rink that plays 80s music and serves rootbeer floats and that every lesbian takes their gf to on saturday nights please

[animatedtext]

[nellyben]

I like how everybody is paired off haha

[larssonadam]

#this looks more like an awkward sixth grade slow dance than it does hockey

[itsacpsideblog]

I FINALLY FOUND OUT WHY THIS HAPPENS. You see this all the time when there’s a fight or a scrum and suddenly everyone pairs up with a member of the opposite team and they just sort of …hold each other.

Someone on reddit asked about it. And it turns out there’s a logical-ish reason:

all of the other players pair off with their man to prevent anyone else entering into the fight … so it’s a form of self policing. 

[…] The players basically want to prevent 2 on 1, etc. fights and by finding a “hugging” partner so there’s no ganging up on one guy, even on accident. They do it because it’s fair. And it’s kind of cute sometimes.

so now we know! it’s fair…and cute.

[animentality]

Aw best part is no ones left out at this dance

[castiel--for--king]

[legotheeggo]

[arrghigiveup]

#hockey hugs #more or less #:)))))))) #where’s that one of Karlsson and Mike Green #that one’s priceless

=DDD

[thatsawrap-yall-deactivated2018]

#pure

[goaliesarethebest]

NHL: You need to prevent other player’s from joining in the fight, make sure to hold them back

Hockey players, hugging: Got it.

[lessthansix]

[la-laborista-republiko]

[wodneswynn-deactivated-deactiva]

Broke:  "Hey, this is going to be kind of a lot, but I’m transgender and I’m gonna start going by my preferred name and pronouns.  This is a big change and I’m sure you’ve got a lot of questions, so–“

Woke:  "Your son is dead.  He was weak and foolish, like his father, so I destroyed him.”

[coconome]

水草の練習がてら描きました

[forestgreenlesbian]

when you’re lonely this is what the inside of your head looks like 24/7