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chasing cars by snow patrol really hits harder everytime i listen to it like,, what if i DID just lay here???? would u lie with me and just forget the world??????? please???????????

tearlessrain

what companies who sell you anti aging stuff don't want you to know is that if you're chill about aging, your perception of attractiveness changes as you get older. there is no "wall" where you suddenly become ugly and unfuckable because in my experience what actually happens is you get into your thirties and suddenly realize that people in their thirties are hot as fuck and the "flaws" that the beauty industry wants you to panic about are a feature not a bug, and based on the std statistics in nursing homes I don't really expect that trajectory to change.

either i’m getting sick or my voice is starting to drop but either way the gender is gendering

#i’m pretty sure it’s the latter #bc #throat is muscular sore #and actually sore to touch on the outside where an adam’s apple would be #not normal throat sore #how FUNKY

klaasje

really good text from my sister in law

damazcuz

When you have a hammer, every problem looks like it's a nail. And when you have a character, every post looks like it's about them. And that's cause it is! 😊 #wisdom

pansyfemme

one moment ☝️ *pauses the blowjob to start violently coughing up blood*

#prev dw he’ll be fine #LOL

manipulated-pieces

Why is it easier and more comfortable to sit in a position that actively damages my joints than it is to just sit with okay posture. Why does my body crave its own destruction

#hypermobile gang rise!!!!!#<- !!!!!#but not too fast

escuerzoresucitado

typingwithmyhandstied

a friend with a boyfriend is a type of dead wife

tillero

Dont u hate it when u die, start missing ur loved ones, griefing the life u had and then ur fuckass taxi driver starts to make out with the FedEx? No? Me neither🙏

noah-wyles

all i want for 2026 is that gigantic rancid AI bubble to finally burst in such a catastrophic way that the consequences will be so good and i'll never have to see another AI generated image ever again

kitchensinkchronicles

like to charge, reblog to cast

redstonedust

i do find the rules around clothes fascinating because of how made up it all is. we invented the idea of covering our bodies from the elements because we lack fur like other mammals and then made up all these rules around it and now people will unironically tell you "men cant wear skirts its unnatural" girl none of this is natural. we are born naked and made up the rest as we went along. hope this helps.