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WRESTLER, FATHER, MOST PEOPLE ARE COOL, FUCK JIMMY HAVOC THOUGH. RPG BLOG.

[stretchmuffler-blog]

My son turned five the other day, and he’s already thinkin’ ‘bout college. Slow down champ. You’re way ahead of the game...

[mykiesnaps-deactivated20180227]

This weekend us going to be Glorious!

[stretchmuffler-blog]

I am resentin’ you very much for that pun...

[baybayxcole-deactivated20180108]

I have seven stitches in my head and I wanna scratch them so bad.

[stretchmuffler-blog]

You are ruthless, man. Wishin’ I had your outlook on life right ‘bout now. It’d be a look more excitin’ if I did..

[nsfw-meme-warehouse]

Rate my muse's butt!

* Terrible ** Could be better *** Good **** Great ***** Perfection!

[bestboylykos]

Oi, I was at Enter Smiling with ya. If I was th’ real fave of your heart you would’ve said hello.

[stretchmuffler-blog]

You didn’t say hello to me, so it doesn’t count. Sorry I don’t make the rules. :))

[noelfxfoley-deactivated20180102]

To stay in England or go home such a hard choice to make. 🤔

[noelfxfoley-deactivated20180102]

Then mark should come hang out with me.

[stretchmuffler-blog]

If Noelle tells Mark where she is first...

[n0fundunnex-deactivated20171209]

I just want me lass home so I can have a cuddle is that to much to ask?

[stretchmuffler-blog]

Cuddlin’ me is never off of the table bro. Not the same, but BETTER. 

[stretchmuffler-blog]

UPDATE: I am still not WWE champion. -_- 

[noelfxfoley-deactivated20180102]

To stay in England or go home such a hard choice to make. 🤔

[stretchmuffler-blog]

To stay wherever Mark is. :))

[bestboylykos]

Had physiotherapy today and apparently I didn’t reinjure myself wrestling 4 times a week after the cast came off. So shout out to my wrist bone.

[stretchmuffler-blog]

Come back soon, I miss you fave of my heart. 

[mothxladyx-deactivated20171209]

Quick look someone actually likes me. @stretchmuffler 🤘🏻

[stretchmuffler-blog]

I’ll be on my boys properly this weekend, starting my new job later, and the induction is like 9 hours so? I’ll only be working 4 hours on sunday though, so I’ll be on Mark and Punk then hopefully. I got a job though, which is super lit. Lmao, adult responsibilities now, pray for me, retail work is hell....

[kyoi-teki-blog]

It’s only eight o'clock and I’m already tired. :|

[stretchmuffler-blog]

Ye’ startin’ to feel that old age or somethin’ man, catchin’ up to ye’ after so long right? Dad feels...

[mothxladyx-deactivated20171209]

The lads have been the best tonight I couldn’t ask for better friends. ❤️

[stretchmuffler-blog]

Ye’ better not be leavin’ me out of this special club...

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@foleyprincessx​

Get it trendin’ Noelle! Get your old man on the trendin’ train too! Wantin’ to take advantage of him havin’ more followers than me and everythin’! 

[abrideof]

Do you ever look at someone and think: Holy shit… you’re a fucking dickhead!

This is happening as I scroll down the dash.

[abrideof]

But…. I love you. You’re the best!

[stretchmuffler-blog]

I’m not the best, I’m Mark. :D

[stretchmuffler-blog]

Whatever though, if Styles can do it. I can do it. Gimmie a shot, Vinnie Mac. I deserve to be holdin’ that gold. :))))