[millionfish]

we sent Earth’s apex predator to space and she learned humanity 

[uyuro]

jtamtam, 순수 ops

[poolsofchrome]

Oh how they long to be remembered

[nyctaeus]

if u are ever in a bad mood just remember when bob ross put squirrels in his shirt pocket so they could watch him work in the joy of painting

[bonesandcrows-deactivated202211]

What did we do to deserve him

[kaible-deactivated20181205]

what this post fails to mention is that these are baby squirrels he was HAND-RAISING with his wife when they found them abandoned and in one episode he showed footage of the squirrels being bottle-fed

this man was the most legit thing in the world.

[fuckboyzuko]

Um… how the fuck is there a lure on an unreachable pokestop? Like, I’m watching this thing, and there are no boats near it. Why is there a stop even out there?

[fuckboyzuko]

I mean, I have a kayak at home. I could go get it and paddle out there just to see what the deal is. Is it worth it?

[fuckboyzuko]

I AM FUCKING DOING THIS.

[fuckboyzuko]

I am literally sitting here in a kayak catching pokemon, and I still can’t figure out how someone got a lure on this pokestop. It’s just me out here, no other boats, like what the hell. People on the shore are staring at me. I can feel them judging me for actually paddling out to this pokestop. GOTTA CATCH EM ALL.

[fuckboyzuko]

When I got back to the shore, a guy asked me if he could borrow my kayak to get the pokestop, and now I’m charging people $10 a pop to use it.

[nerdgasrnz]

Pokemon is amazing this is like those moments when you would play the games and you gotta use “Surf” to see what item’s on the sandbar across the way

[andthentheywilleatthestars]

My first instinct was to dismiss this as a fabrication but then i remembered that summer 2016 was just like that

[coldhartbby-deactivated20150813]

[wickanderhalovar]

venom + favorite shots

[solassitudes]

i wish I could hear this song for the first time again :(

[solassitudes]

GREAT idea but if anyone else has other suggestions id love to know xx

[baaulp]

*holding both hands to the sides of my temple, struggling and sweating. A hotdog (no bun) levitates in front of my face*

Aaaaaaauuuuuuugggghhhh-

*The hotdog rockets forward past my face, splattering on the wall behind me*

[rnavka]

*places another hotdog in front of you*

Again.

[yixying]

… i wrote ‘naruto selection’ instead of ‘natural selection’ on my biology homework.

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

me as a kid, bored out of my mind, grazing my hand across those old school TVs and feeling the layer of static crackle on the display and pretending like I was an undiscovered supermutant

[dotwav]

[turbopisser]

Santa with that ass so fat

Let me see them buttcheeks clap

[prostatemodern]

on Dec 18 we won’t be able to see a tity but this abomination will remain untouched and if that ain’t the darnedest thing

[meteor-falls]

[mapsontheweb]

The Mercator projection vs the true size of each country.

[capacity]

Africa outsold

[fagsexuality-deactivated2019090]

I don’t understand this ahshdhdhdh

[ramdaughter]

basically maps exaggerate the landmass of most regions for aesthetic purposes

africa is the only continent that massive in reality (probably cause the Sahara is super vast); I think the conventional wisdom is that you can fit most if not all of north america within africa

[tunnelsystem]

What’s the real size of Africa? How Western states used maps to downplay size of continent (CNN)

“Mercator initially made globes. Later transferring his map from a three-dimensional curved surface to a flat sheet of paper was problematic. Taking the equator as the logical map center left big, confusing gaps near the poles.Mercator’s solution was to stretch out the northern and southern extremities of the globe to fill those gaps, producing an elegant and usable map.”

“[As a political tool,] one of the dangers of the Mercator map is that it can make enlarged countries seem unnaturally powerful and intimidating.”

[mapsontheweb]

The Mercator projection vs the true size of each country.

[capacity]

Africa outsold

[fagsexuality-deactivated2019090]

I don’t understand this ahshdhdhdh

[ramdaughter]

basically maps exaggerate the landmass of most regions for aesthetic purposes

africa is the only continent that massive in reality (probably cause the Sahara is super vast); I think the conventional wisdom is that you can fit most if not all of north america within africa

[tunnelsystem]

What’s the real size of Africa? How Western states used maps to downplay size of continent (CNN)

“Mercator initially made globes. Later transferring his map from a three-dimensional curved surface to a flat sheet of paper was problematic. Taking the equator as the logical map center left big, confusing gaps near the poles.Mercator’s solution was to stretch out the northern and southern extremities of the globe to fill those gaps, producing an elegant and usable map.”

“[As a political tool,] one of the dangers of the Mercator map is that it can make enlarged countries seem unnaturally powerful and intimidating.”

[avril-circus]

Moomin is struggling on ice.

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