Give Up On Life

Join my evil band

[robbimonsuta]

Shinx alternative art from Pokemon TCGP Space-Time Smackdown expansion set

Illustrator: Yuu Nishida

The extension and contraction of its muscles generates electricity. It glows when in trouble.

[plentyafish]

[noknowshame]

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

[xalatath]

SMOKED SALMON IS THE ONLY THING THAT NUMBS THE PAIN

[foxgirltail]

Ghosts aren't real, it was probably just the house settling that gave you that blowjob

[gaylordthethird]

The 4pm bird gets the weird and fucked up spider

[heateron]

[strikersin]

Thy limerence King, it Disgusts Me

#ItDisgustethsMy Sensibilities

[strikersin]

Unironically thinking of her forever as “my first love.”

[canineblood]

Reverse Therian

[canineblood]

Got sad about this earlier. Let the boy get some ramen :(

[aceynk]

sorry im too busy eating lunch with my spider to come to your wedding/funeral/other bullshit. maybe ask someone else ok ? ok.

[reefsharkivist]

hey girl has anyone ever told you how spiders you are *twirls hair*

[strikersin]

What if zombies were like a little bit sexy

[parasiticheart]

theyre making spiders mandatory in sex. theyre saying its not sex unless a spider is involved

[s0bk]

luxray girl bc i wanted to draw a pokemon :3

[medusabraids]

….they really had sex on that mountain with absolutely no lube

[trainthief]

Me as a local trapper in 1903 seeing Teddy Roosevelt and John Muir return from a three day backpacking trip through Yosemite and then hearing Roosevelt granted it national park status immediately after

[zombiepatch]

bweh bue buhbuh weewhehubuh bubh