ALL 👏🏾 OF 👏🏾 THEM 👏🏾
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祝日 / Permanent Vacation
noise dept.

#extradirty
NASA
KIROKAZE
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

Product Placement
Not today Justin
Stranger Things

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One Nice Bug Per Day
i don't do bad sauce passes

titsay
d e v o n
trying on a metaphor

JVL
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ALL 👏🏾 OF 👏🏾 THEM 👏🏾
This post goes harder than any post has ever gone before.
FIGHT LIKE A GIRL
Reblog if you’d be okay if your friend came out as transgender
let’s see how many transphobics we can weed out
if you can’t reblog this unfollow me right now
How are you lgbt?
I sent an application in and got accepted
I got in through one of those recruitment drives they keep holding
I collected the box tops and turned them in. Just paid separate shipping and handling.
I forgot to uncheck a box when I was installing something.
i found a rainbow ticket inside a chocolate bar
A bird flew up and handed me a letter.
I was the one billionth customer.
Sorting hat.
went into a home depot on Pride weekend and it was a door prize like, weird, but okay
I forgot to install an adblocker and got a pop up on a website that congratulated me on being LGBT
I successfully forwarded a chain e-mail to ten LGBTQIA+ friends in the allotted amount of time.
It was hidden in the extra fees on my phone plan.
Scratch off tickets
Kinda got stuck on my cable bill one month
It’s one of the benefits included in salary packaging
Honestly it just followed me home? It’s not like I fed it or anything it just showed up and never left.
Found it tucked into the back of a library book.
weird contaminants in the stream, that one campout.
It was in the sauce at the Bunnings sausage sizzle. Or maybe the onion.
I downloaded the app.
i deleted the (different) app. best mistake i ever made. :D
I woke up one morning to find the queerfairy had visited.
A friend gave it to me as a “happy divorce” present.
Melissa Etheridge gave me a toaster.
God sent an angel and the glory of the Lord was upon me.
One of those really fancy Christmas crackers. All my sister got was a wine charm, hah.
Imbalance of the humours
I was caught in a magnetic storm from space and emerged with LGBTQ+ powers.
I entered a faery ring at the summer solstice. You know how it is.
bitten by a bisexual. after the next full moon I emerged genderless and queer; also possibly a werewolf
A magician asked me to pick a card, any card, and I got an ace of queers
Walked into a bar and didn’t duck.
a rainbow-coloured comet crashed into my treehouse when I was a child
I just kind of found it hanging out in the back of my closet, no idea how it got there.
I have an unusually strong queer line on my palm.
I went through the wardrobe and the LGBTQ+ Lion welcomed me.
Fortune cookie
A penis once coughed near me without covering
I threw a wish the well, don’t ask me I’ll never tell.
It was part of my severance package from my last job.
My pharmacist gave me the wrong prescription.
It was that really recessive gene that only started flaring up once I got red in my beard
Santa brought it for me for Christmas one year
I left an electric fan on in my bedroom with the door closed
I accidentally took my left earring out first, leaving the right one in by itself just a FRACTION of a second too long. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
chem trails
Fell into a radioactive vat of spunk.
From a letter my great grandmother gave me. It was a blessing for me
I ate a banana too slowly to savor and enjoy it.
I kissed a boy and I liked it
I was the 100th caller.
I accidentally went to a gay bar and the beat was infectious.
I failed sex ed and had to get some extra credit
it was 50% off in Walmart
Fell asleep watching lifetime one to many times.
I accidentally touched a boy and caught his cooties
Found it at a yard sale. Paid a buck fifty. #Suckers
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When you’re pretending to pay attention in class, but you’re actually thinking about how you want to get dicked down: