Of Thunder & Reason

“I am Thunder and Thunder is me, we are one beast, we are joined, we are one.” 

[gahdamnpunk]

ALL 👏🏾 OF 👏🏾 THEM 👏🏾

[knitmeapony]

This post goes harder than any post has ever gone before.

[storiesofimagination]

FIGHT LIKE A GIRL

[missiur]

Reblog if you’d be okay if your friend came out as transgender

let’s see how many transphobics we can weed out

[jaywayup-deactivated20150620]

if you can’t reblog this unfollow me right now

[cutweed-deactivated20200427]

[mugglesofficial]

How are you lgbt?

I sent an application in and got accepted

[a4f101]

I got in through one of those recruitment drives they keep holding

[benjibright]

I collected the box tops and turned them in. Just paid separate shipping and handling.

[bunnygirlriley]

I forgot to uncheck a box when I was installing something.

[floorbananamotherfucker]

i found a rainbow ticket inside a chocolate bar

[nerdymouse]

A bird flew up and handed me a letter. 

[thelisp]

I was the one billionth customer.

[boymercuryx]

Sorting hat.

[naamahdarling]

went into a home depot on Pride weekend and it was a door prize like, weird, but okay

[wolfpurplemoon]

I forgot to install an adblocker and got a pop up on a website that congratulated me on being LGBT

[thisisntgoodbi]

I successfully forwarded a chain e-mail to ten LGBTQIA+ friends in the allotted amount of time.

[finnverbose]

It was hidden in the extra fees on my phone plan.

[asterosian]

Scratch off tickets

[ecto-gammat]

Kinda got stuck on my cable bill one month

[tawghasa]

It’s one of the benefits included in salary packaging

[when-it-rains-it-snows]

Honestly it just followed me home? It’s not like I fed it or anything it just showed up and never left.

[madmaudlingoes]

Found it tucked into the back of a library book.

[samjohnssonvt]

weird contaminants in the stream, that one campout.

[timberwolfoz]

It was in the sauce at the Bunnings sausage sizzle.  Or maybe the onion.

[squeeful]

I downloaded the app.

[samurljackson]

i deleted the (different) app. best mistake i ever made. :D

[tisfan]

I woke up one morning to find the queerfairy had visited.

[27dragons]

A friend gave it to me as a “happy divorce” present.

[lettersfromeleanorrigby]

Melissa Etheridge gave me a toaster.

[tielan]

God sent an angel and the glory of the Lord was upon me.

[sixth-light]

One of those really fancy Christmas crackers. All my sister got was a wine charm, hah. 

[ineptshieldmaid]

Imbalance of the humours

[arukou-arukou]

I was caught in a magnetic storm from space and emerged with LGBTQ+ powers.

[sagedarkwoods]

I entered a faery ring at the summer solstice. You know how it is.

[shiftingpath]

bitten by a bisexual. after the next full moon I emerged genderless and queer; also possibly a werewolf

[viridiansunlight]

A magician asked me to pick a card, any card, and I got an ace of queers

[astrakiseki]

Walked into a bar and didn’t duck.

[shego1142]

a rainbow-coloured comet crashed into my treehouse when I was a child

[miraniel]

I just kind of found it hanging out in the back of my closet, no idea how it got there.

[peppermintfeminist]

I have an unusually strong queer line on my palm. 

[paintbrushyy]

I went through the wardrobe and the LGBTQ+    Lion welcomed me.  

[my-undiscovered-city]

Fortune cookie

[neuroxin]

A penis once coughed near me without covering

[thealmostbear]

I threw a wish the well, don’t ask me I’ll never tell.

[vanjiebear-deactivated20200620]

It was part of my severance package from my last job.

[cubbishrubbish]

My pharmacist gave me the wrong prescription.

[notlostonanadventure]

It was that really recessive gene that only started flaring up once I got red in my beard

[tan-man88]

Santa brought it for me for Christmas one year

[redrunningfox]

I left an electric fan on in my bedroom with the door closed

[masterblaster]

I accidentally took my left earring out first, leaving the right one in by itself just a FRACTION of a second too long. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[neuroxin]

chem trails

[chibi-masshuu-deactivated202508]

Fell into a radioactive vat of spunk.

[part-y-deactivated20180810]

From a letter my great grandmother gave me. It was a blessing for me

[werethless-deactivated20190103]

I ate a banana too slowly to savor and enjoy it.

[lake--verity-deactivated2018090]

I kissed a boy and I liked it

[yea-u-right-deactivated20190716]

I was the 100th caller.

[genericwhitehomosexual]

I accidentally went to a gay bar and the beat was infectious.

[felsicgay-deactivated20200528]

I failed sex ed and had to get some extra credit

[obliterated-wolf]

it was 50% off in Walmart

[feedmyman500]

Fell asleep watching lifetime one to many times.

[irishcub93]

I accidentally touched a boy and caught his cooties

[strikingtide]

Found it at a yard sale. Paid a buck fifty. #Suckers

[ink-pedia]

Tine DeFiore

[the-catwoman]

Olivia de Berardinis

[trapwords]

[roundmen]

[strikingtide]

Goals

[jayfxrm-blog]

[luxuryera]

[lemirz-deactivated20250506]

[calmh]

[tattoolife-blog1]

Artist Instagram: justindiontattoos

[se1fcare-deactivated20181009]

[egony]

diorflow

[mo9nde]

[pettywoman]

When you’re pretending to pay attention in class, but you’re actually thinking about how you want to get dicked down:

[thepersonalquotes]