Tales of a Strip Club Bartender

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New Sunday tradition: Nachos and Negroni 🍸🧀#sundayfunday#homecooked#crosscultural#nachosandnegroni

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Hanging in Hollywood with the Duke of Downtown ❤️❤️❤️ #brunch#inlove#hollywood#stonebrewing#saturdayfunday#paley#coupling#hangingwithboo @mr_tbone 🐦🙊 (at Paley Hollywood)

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...when graduating from eighth grade deserved a whole ceremony.... #tbt#michigangirl#herecomethebraces#adolescence#midwestmoment

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Breakfast for dinner anyone? I am ALL OVER this crispy breakfast ale from @Moabrew 🍺🍾🍽😋 #craftbeer#moabrewing#dinnertime#beer#tasty#adultbeverage#happyhour

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A very loving and appreciative Mother's Day to them all, but especially to @strengkathy - patron saint of misfit and oddball children from Alaska to Michigan to California...thank you for my life and continuing to show me how to live better and braver with creativity and love xoxo ❤️🌷💪🏽💃🏼 #beautifulmama#love#mothersday#fabulous#keepdancing#fierce#strength#grateful#inspired#courageous#oneluckydaughter (at Spa Palace L.A.)

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From one of Grandma Meg's favorite books ❤️📚🌺 #tbt#hopeforflowers#inmemoriam#revolution#butterflies#theseventies#storytime#transition#love#followyourbliss @strengkathy @strenglaura @conquistadorita @notbillmurraysorry @dansko1234

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A fancy oyster shooter pre-belly and pole dancing class only makes sense, RIGHT??! #ienjoybeingagirl#valleygirl#poledance#bellydance#creativefitness#oystershooter#fundayfriday#girlperks#liquidcourage 👠🍸🙈🙊🍸🙆🏻💃🏼 @nancys312 CLASS PASS!!

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OMG LADIES WE WEREN'T EVEN FIGHTING 🙊🙊 Yes, @mr_tbone you can #buymylove ❤️😎❤️😎 And YES I will always put them back in the case....😇#justbecause#beachwear#summerloving#surprisesurprise#onfleek#classylady#ilovemyboo @oliverpeoplesla

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A little poem from today's yoga class 🙏🏽 🎼🌿 #poetry#bestill#yoga#wisdom#zen#meditate#songoflife#shareyourgifts (at Rising Lotus Yoga)

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T-Bone thinks it's SO FUNNY to give his boo a wedgie 😐😐😐 #boo#fridaynight#wedgie#panties#boyfriendproblems

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Put your hands together for T Squared!!! 😎✌🏽️#frolicroom#hollywood#bros#friends#duo#sup#gangsta#dontmess#tequilaandbeers (at Pantages Theaters)

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Drive by dry cleaning wisdom 🚙📷👔👴🏽👵🏽🙏🏽✌🏽️ #burbank#miltandedies#thevalley#wordsofwisdom#lookforward#wisewords#snapshot (at Milt and Edie's Dry Cleaners)

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Party animals 🎉🦁 #foreverfrost#weddingmadness#chicago#photobooth#liquoredup#dancethenightaway @mr_tbone ❤️ (at Doubletree Suites By Hilton Downers Grove)

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Drinking on the train. BECAUSE WE CAN. #chicago#chitown#takemetothesuburbs#metra#dalespale#adventureswithboo @mr_tbone

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"Look, baby! He has ball!" #chicago#chitown#landmark#greatart#dickandfartjokes#boyfriendquotes#surprises#artinstituteofchicago#downtown#michiganavenue

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It's good to be back 😎🍺 #chicago#chitown#downtown#statestreet#malort#doubletrouble#wheninrome @mr_tbone

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Let the delivery guy use the restroom and he just might hook you up with a six pack of Swami's IPA!!! 😊🍺😋✌🏽️ #goodkarma#perksofthejob#craftbeer#pizzaport#beergirl#freestuff#itsagoodday#hollywood#payitforward