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Owl/Finn they/it + he || disabled || lvl 19 || my little medias: Ace Attorney, Kane and Feels, Sonic, Persona 5, Murderbot, Dungeon Meshi, Splatoon, and slasher movies!

[targetedknowledge]

[saintd0nna]

happy pride to him

[trollrider1111]

Gay broke sober king 🤴

[markovchaingang]

RULES FOR DATING MY DAUGHTER:

my daughter cannot, through action or inaction, harm a human or allow a human to come to harm

a daughter at rest or in constant motion remains at rest or in constant motion unless acted upon by another force

daughters are never created or destroyed, only transformed

always treat every daughter as loaded, even if you know she isn't

you do not talk about my daughter

[abalidoth]

6. If x and y are my daughters, then there exists a set that has x and y as elements.

7. You can fold my daughter through any two points.

8. I have exactly one daughter parallel to a given line passing through a given point.

[inthefallofasparrow]

9. If my daughter is hung on the wall in the first act, then in the following one she must be fired. Otherwise don't put her there.

10. When two or more daughters are offered for a phenomenon, the simplest daughter is preferable.

11. Any sufficiently advanced daughter is indistinguishable from magic.

12. Without a clear indicator of intent, it is utterly impossible to parody my daughter without someone mistaking it for the genuine article.

13. My daughter is nine-tenths of the law.

[kurulover]

I hate that when you’re stressed enough your body just starts falling apart. I think it should realize you’re already stressed and don’t need that and start functioning better actually

[kurulover]

[tendebill]

[part 1] [part 2]

rocky make sure grace not know a moment of peace. statement <3

[tendebill]

[part 1] [part 2]

rocky learns about the Denmark incident :]

[paxamericana]

[voidsetup1]

and out of the darkness - you you you you you

[tamamita]

Charlie Kirk is awfully quiet this pride, what gives?

[tamamita]

Charlie Kirk is awfully quiet this pride, what gives?

[pansyfemme]

sometimes i struggle to use the word ‘bootlicker’ in a negative sense because of sexual desires i will not disclose here

[bagofcoldnoodles]

Is it licking boots?

[pansyfemme]

because of sexual desires i will not disclose here.

[pleasurecastle-deactivated20200]

[fishpondfish]

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

[teaboot]

Free the nipple. Let them go their own way in life.

Scattering an urn full of post-mastectomy nipples into the ocean like ashes at a funeral

[atlaslovesedm]

this is what i do every time you say something nice about my art

[sssaintyboy]

people do various things with various genitals

[orochislayer]

christian guy: god has chosen to give me a male body and a deep voice, so that makes me a man

atheist guy: it is societal circumstances have contrived to only give me haircuts, clothes, and photos of myself that I don't like

agnostic guy: no one knows why I like this big hoodie so much