Everyone loves me for my repetitive speech, my odd noises, my constant forgetfulness, and my repetitive speech
Sade Olutola
tumblr dot com
trying on a metaphor
Sweet Seals For You, Always

izzy's playlists!

Kiana Khansmith
taylor price
macklin celebrini has autism
official daine visual archive

Kaledo Art
noise dept.
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

tannertan36
todays bird
🪼

Origami Around
Today's Document
🩵 avery cochrane 🩵
sheepfilms

shark vs the universe

seen from United Kingdom

seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United Kingdom
seen from United States

seen from Australia
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Brazil

seen from United States
seen from Brazil
seen from United States

seen from France

seen from United States
@strongestbottomeyes
Everyone loves me for my repetitive speech, my odd noises, my constant forgetfulness, and my repetitive speech
"You snooze you lose" anti nap propaganda, changing it to "you snooze yaaaaayyyyyy yippeeeee"
Seeing cute couples, and thinking about the person you love... That could have been us.
we take stuffed animals very seriously in this house
cant stop thinking about how there’s a portion of the population that have never had a migraine, don’t have consistent problems sleeping, don’t find great trouble in getting out of bed, and understand social cues.
bro if i could stand and not lose vision for a whole minute maybe i would also be a young 20 something entrepreneur
If I could make myself do things you bitches would have no chance
Once I get my physical and mental health in order it’s over for you hoes!
*removes one earbud* fuck you want
hey y’all it’s bi visibility month, i’m bi, visible, black and unemployed so if you wanna get rid of some extra money laying around here’s where you can dump it cash app: $petras96 paypal.me/96petra 💖
no but seriously if someone could help out that’d be cool
This is funnier than anything shitpostbot could ever dream of.
Only 32 days until this joke expires. Reblog while you can.
i spilt lipstick in your valentino bag
OH, Y OU SPILA̶U̶G̸N̵B̵D̷A̷U̷H̸N̴A̵U̷G̵H̵-
this vine is 1000 times funnier in text form
this is the new meme for February, y’all
famous vines in text form
Four female ghost busters? The feminists are taking over!
DU DU DU-
IM AN ADULT VIRGIN
CHRIS!1! Is tHaT A WeEd?!
No, this is a crayo-
I’M CALLING THE POLICE!111!!11!111
*BEEP BEEP BEEP*
911, what’s your emergency?
You better watch out
You better watch out
You better watch out
YOU BETTER WATCH OUT
YOU BETTER WATCH OUT
YOU BETTER WATCH OUT
sO i’M SiTTiNG ThERe
Barbecue sauce on my titties
STAHP
I COULD’VA DROPPED MY
Croissant
I WANT TO SEE MY LITTLE BOY
here he comes
I WANT TO SEE MY LITTLE BOY
Calling people daddy is gross
Stop kink shaming me
Kink shaming IS my kink
HHA-AHH
What do you have?
A KNIFE!!!
NO!
Why does he have a knife?
ah, you can’t sit with us :)
actually Megan, I can’t sit ANYWHERE. I have
Hemorrhoids
ibroughtyoufrankincense
thank you
and i brought you myrrh
thank you
myrrh-DER
hhhhJUDAS. NO-
I am THE SAND GUARDIAN, GUARDIAN of the SAND.
Poseidon quivers before him!
…
fuck off!
I SAW YOU HANGIN OUT WITH KATELYN YESTERDAY
R-REBECCA IT’S NOT WHAT YOU THINK
I WON’T HESITATE
BITCH
*pew*
And they were roommates!
Omg, they were roommates
WHaT THE FUCK IS UP KYLE
THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN’T
FUCKING
LOVE YOU
two bros
Chilling in a
Hot tub
Five feet apart cause they’re
NOT GAY
*huff*
*face of ultimate betrayal & disbelief*
AdUHM
You're burning up said to trans yurio?
“Yura, are you sure that you’re feeling alright?”
Otabek’s voice drags Yuri out of his haze of misery. He’s curled up in a ball on the sofa, his face tucked into his knees, and his long blonde hair dangling in front of his face as a sort of curtain. He’s not sure if the fetal position is the best cure for cramps, but this is the only position that he’s found that’s even remotely comfortable. And if that wasn’t bad enough, his head has started to hurt, pounding in time with his heartbeat.
All in all, he feels pretty crappy. But he’s not about to admit that.
“’m fine,” Yuri mumbles into his legs.
“Are you sure? You’re wearing the sweatshirt,” Otabek points out, gesturing to the leopard print hoodie that swamps Yuri’s small frame. It used to belong to his grandfather, and it’s so big that goes down past Yuri’s knees. It’s Yuri’s favorite sweatshirt, soft from years of wash and wear; he only wears it when he’s feeling sick. “And you’re burning up,” Otabek announces, pressing a cool hand to the back of Yuri’s neck.
Yuri almost jumps at the unexpected touch, but that would involve moving, and that definitely isn’t happening right now. “That can’t be right. It’s freezing in here, Beka.” He hugs his knees tighter to his chest and shivers to illustrate his point.
“That’s the fever talking, Yura,” Otabek says. “You should get some rest.”
“Don’t wanna sleep,” Yuri complains. He might feel like shit but he’s not about to nap in the middle of the day like a damn baby.
“I’m not saying that you have to sleep,” Otabek explains. “How about you get comfortable here, I’ll get you a cold compress, and we’ll watch that cop drama that you like so much?”
Yuri smiles in agreement. “Those cops always screw something up and bungle everything.”
“I’ll take that as a yes. Get set up on the couch, and I’ll get a cold compress.”
By the time Otabek gets back from the kitchen, Yuri is sprawled out across the couch. His body is still tense with pain, but he relaxes a little when Otabek places the cool, damp washcloth on his forehead. “Thanks, Beka,” he murmurs.
Otabek leans down, presses a kiss to his cheek. “No problem. But next time, you can just tell me that you’re not feeling well.”
“Mhmm.” Yuri is clearly not listening to a word he says. Otabek sighs, turns on the TV and switches it to Yuri’s favorite channel.
Speaking of Yuri, Otabek glances over at his boyfriend and frowns. Yuri is still tense, his body stiff, and he has a hand resting over his stomach. Otabek recognizes the signs. “Cramps?” he asks quietly.
Yuri nods.
“There’s something that I used to do for my sister when she was younger and having really bad cramps. Do you want me to try it?”
“Sure,” Yuri says. He’s kind of doubtful that it’ll work, but he’s willing to try it; pretty much anything is better than the pain rippling through his abdomen right now.
He closes his eyes again, taking a deep breath, then jerks a little in surprise when he feels Otabek rolling up his sweatshirt. Nimble fingers start tracing little circles across his stomach, and Yuri can’t help but let out a content sigh. It feels so good, a welcome distraction from the pain.
His eyes are drifting shut against his will, and he hears Otabek chuckle. “Sleep well, soldier. You’ll feel better when you wake up.”
Transboy Yurio
Okay, so, based on the past episodes there are a couple of things that I noticed about Yurio that tied together to form this theory.
Disclaimer: I am not saying that Yurio is canon trans. This is just my own personal opinion.
Spoilers under the cut!
Keep reading
First Yuri, now this!!!
I don’t know if someone has done this yet, but here
I accidentally found the best reaction image
Taken from this unfortunate screenshot
I’ll… let you all decide how to use this from here
Yuri!!! On Ice: Episode 12 my reaction (spoilers and headphone warning!)
HOLY SHIT THIS EPISODE ADDED TEN YEARS TO MY LIFE
He is coming….
Yuri on Iceberg