God’s Sluttiest Gift From Arizona

Aoife, 27 - She/Her - Bi - Disabled Irish & Australian cursed with hockey hyperfixation. Leafs/Pens/Mitch Marner appreciator, but a lot of teams pop up

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What do you MEAN Jim Montgomery got “useful advice” from Jon Cooper and MIKe FUCKING BABCOCK ahead of tonight’s game??!!

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HOPPING ONLINE TO SHARE BIG NEWS

BABY BENOIT

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WE’VE NEVER BEEN MORE BACK

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THANK U FOR YOUR SERVICE CAPTAIN DILF

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NEVERMIND WE’RE SO BACK

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CABER fuck sake

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Kniesy’s little playoff scruff 🥺

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Resorting to a whiskey hot chocolate because it’s only noon here so it feels more appropriate. But alcohol was needed for the suffering

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Crying the bruins commentators just said Sheldon Keefe should send in the big guns and load up with Marner and Matthews together. Even our ops support the 1634 agenda

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Good morning it’s 10:30am is that too early for alcohol??? Personally I think the leafs penalty kill means it’s not

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Jesus Christ if we’ve lost liljegren, caber, and Bobby in this stupid game right before the playoffs I am going to die and then personally haunt the red wings for life

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I am very sick with covid but AUSTON 69 AHHHHHHHH

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Thank fucking god 😭

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Hey leafs no pressure but if u blow this game I will find u and Kill myself in front of you to forever change the trajectory of ur lives

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Hello i just woke up and we’re up 3-1??? Torn between planning the parade and pulling my own hair out

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What a fucking game