[thattripleabattery]

[spikespeaches]

*others*: buffy’s stronger than me 😭😤😡🤬

spike: buffy’s stronger than me 🥰😍💕🥰

[fantasmalresplendent]

I can't be the first to make this connection

[fantasmalresplendent]

y'all slept on the first chart but I will make the world see my vision

[youarewhatyougeek]

Where does Celia fit into this niche?

[kcsmall]

[shitpostinguniverse]

[angstbotfic]

yes and

and 

[sic-semper-hominibus]

[rebel13lion39]

[catchymemes]

[domina-honoribila]

For real though:

Serve Coffee

Turn the lights up higher

Turn off the music

Start cleaning up or washing dishes

Put away drinks and food. Offer people portions of the leftovers.

Return things to their normal, non guest accommodating state (take the leaf out of the table, put away extra seating)

Thank people for coming

Discuss (in the past tense) how lovely the visit/party/gathering was

Ask people about their arrangements to get home safely

Ask people about their plans for the rest of the day/evening

Inform them of your plans for the rest of the day/evening

If your guests still won't take the hint, you're just gonna have to pretend your appendix burst or something.

[spirulin4]

a quick “why is my life so bad” checklist

how’s your sleep schedule

have you eaten or drank anything besides sugar and caffeine

how long have you been sitting in one spot

have you gone out in public recently

have you taken a shower/brushed your teeth/groomed yourself properly

have you spent time doing an activity that doesn’t involve a screen

etc

[spirulin4]

i myself needed to be reminded of this today. the freedom of summer also means the risk of falling back into bad habits if i'm not mindful

[sadclowncentral]

shoutout to the guy who after unsuccessfully hitting on my sister and being politely declined asked her "is it okay if i ask your brother instead" and when she said yes gave me a long and searching look before sighing and going "no. i am not drunk enough to go for a dude. but you look like an angel" happy bisexual pride to this man and this man only. hope you figure it out soon king

[diabetic-best-bi]

@guiltiest-gear

[saintjustitude]

The same artist made these two 35 years apart:

1750s Henry Robert Morland (British artist, 1716-1797) A Girl Ironing Shirt Sleeves

1785 Henry Robert Morland (British artist, 1716-1797) Laundry Maid Ironing

WHICH IS SO COOL and also shows the change of fashion.

[turbomun]

18th century Draw This Again challenge

[cannibalchicken]

[cannibalchicken]

[varijacija]

[floorsalad]

[killlyourproducer]

[thehungrycity]

[voyaging-too]

Making students proofread an AI essay is a brilliant teaching moment, it gives students a first-hand understanding of what current LLMs can and cannot do, and especially of the things they look like they can do but absolutely cannot do.

[cryptotheism]

ohhhh I get it!! The pain continues but so does the joy!!!!! Cool!!

[starryeyesxx]

[memewhore]

[skimble-shanks-the-railway-cat]

[blujayonthewing]

[incrediblefiction]

@grumpy-gh0st

[politijohn]

Source

Source

[posttexasstressdisorder]

That last fucking sentence.

[passion-of-l0vers]

sorry for being a hater i want to be a lover but everything pisses me off

[egberts]

while we're here platforming for a funner tumblr: talk to strangers like you're a stupid teenager again. reply to a person's post in a tag even if you've never seen their url in your life. if you want. just like. loosen up and have more fun. it feels like for a while there some very weird takes about how we should interact on tumblr got popular and I don't love it. this site used to feel like Nov. 5th 2020 every goddamn day but now those are rare events. we gotta get back to it. everyone is getting too bitter