Parks and Recreation Starter Sentences
"I hate doing work, but I love being flattered. So maybe I'll give it another try."
"Earlier I was licking icing off my finger and boom, I swallowed my wedding ring."
"This is the hardest I've ever worked on anything since... wow - I've never worked hard on anything! What a cool life!"
"I love you and I like you."
"We're all just calm and happy people enjoying ourselves on Earth."
"Slowing down is not really my jam."
"Live your life how you want, but don't confuse drama with happiness."
"I think we should talk soon because I almost bought a toe ring the other day."
"If all goes well, this might be one of the last times I get to speak to you."
"When you play the Game of Thrones, you win or you die!"
"You can trust me because I don't care enough about you to lie."
"I formally retract my hug."
"This is like a waking nightmare of happiness!"
"Well, I think you have several options. They're all terrible. But they're options."
"I am 100% sure that I am 0% sure of what to do."
"No one achieves anything alone."
"Take the easy way out. I always do! It's easy!"
"I love this idea and I love me for thinking of it."
"First of all, you did the right thing by hiding under this table."
"Please let me get my insult out, I've been practicing it the whole way here."
"You look like I could use some company."
"I guess I kind of hate most things. But I never really seem to hate you. So I want to spend the rest of my life with you, is that cool?"
"That's the second most awkward way someone grabbed my breast."
"You only get one chance to make a second impression."
"Look, who hasn't had gay thoughts? Who?"
"Look, I love you like a sibling. But right now I hate you. Like my actual sibling."
"Well, I am not usually one for speeches. So goodbye."
"I have to tell you a secret. But if you tell anyone, I will kill you slowly with a giant syringe."











