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My wife.
Quoting Seto Kaiba from Yu Gi Oh the Abridged Series:Â âI have the weirdest boner right nowâ
Sex word?
So... even the mention of the word âsexâ referring to being male or female can get me banned?? Cool! @erickadracula
My wifeâs untapped skill.
Joking around today, I said the following:
âYou have the skill to write something sexual about any type of series, or topic. You could no doubt take ... Pac-man for example, and write a sexual fic about that!â @erickadracula
dracdadâ:
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    a sigh was let out, and then he straightened up. âno, i havenât yet. sorry, man. iâll⊠need a little more time to think about it. you know how busy i am.â telling him no again would not be a good idea â Johnny would get upset. and then more importantly, Mavis would get upset too.     there had been a Cakie the Cake Monster theme park a while back nearby, but that⊠hadnât turned out so well at the end. the owner had been an ass, Dracula would have agreed. it hadnât been fun. besides, this was a one-hundred and twenty year old hotel. not a theme park! such a thing was completely out of the question, even if it wouldnât be in the hotel itself but outside.     âhave you mentioned it to Mavis?â surely sheâd say no too, wouldnât she? she knew how things worked like in the hotel.
âUhmm, I havenât told her yet, but I think sheâd say yesâ. Talking to her about this was now the first thing on Johnnyâs to do list for the week.
Johnny then continued describing Drac the rides that would be on the theme park âItâs so awesome! Iâm thinking we should have a huge roller coaster with a cool vampire theme!!. You know the drill.â His head was exploding with ideas, and he continued talking to DracâŠ
âWe could also have an Egyptian themed, Murray based Ferris Wheel and Zombie Karts, and a Wayne approved werewolf themed carrousel.â
Johnny was on fire!! He continued: âAnd The Invisible Man House of Illusions, approved by Griffin of course. Oh, and a Frankenstein themed drop tower. What about a haunted house, but instead of ghosts, haunted by humans?â
There would be more time to think about other rides, once Drac approved his awesome idea, but he had one final ride to describe to Drac that surely would convince him to build the park.
âAnd to top it off, imagine thisâ He then proceeded to hug Drac by the shoulder with one arm while using his other arm to wave around the air as if showing Drac something he was currently imagining. âA slow romantic river boat ride featuring your one and only Captain Erickaâ This was it! Â Drac had to say yes now.
erickadraculaâ:
Ericka le dio gracia, por alguna razĂłn Johnny la veĂa como si ella fuese a clavarle una estaca o un hacha.
Lo que el pelirrojo decĂa era cierto, nadie de ahĂ apreciaba la comida humana, ocasionalmente Drac, Mavis y Dennis la comĂan pero estaba entre sus cosas menos favoritas del mundo y ella para adaptarse habĂa desistido de comerla, aparte de que sus habilidades de cocina eran pĂ©simas, al menos en comida humana.
âPuede ser una buena idea, un corte de carne no me vendrĂa mal y yo podrĂa sacar una botella de vino que tengo guardada desde hace tiempo, Drac no puede tomar  y no tiene mucho chiste hacerlo yo sola, asĂ que por hoy no nos vendrĂa mal hacer algo diferente a lo que estamos acostumbradosâ
Mirando fijamente la parrilla, se percatĂł que habĂa apilado un montĂłn de libros en lugar de carbĂłn, en uno se leĂa algebra dos  y en otro ciencias sociales âDisculpa, ÂżJohnny por quĂ© tienes libros en la parrilla?â frunciendo el ceño y tomando uno de los libros maltratados.
Ericka se habĂa dado cuenta de la dificultad que le presentaba a Johnny prender la parrilla. Efectivamente necesitaba algo flamable para poder iniciar el fuego.
TenĂa 2 razones de haber escogido sus libros viejos de secundaria para iniciar el fuego:
1.- Ya no los necesitaba
2.- A pesar de que habĂa miles de libros dentro del castillo, no podĂa robarse algunos de la biblioteca principal para este propĂłsito. Todo estaba vigilado constantemente. Es mas, no podĂa ni robarse los folletos que estaban en la entrada del hotel. AsĂ de fijado, observador y âcontrol-freakâ era su querido suegro Drac.
âEhhh, pues necesito algo para prender el fuego Âżsabes?, el carbĂłn y la leña son dificiles de obtener por aquĂâ Johnny mintiĂł para poder salirse rĂĄpido de la pregunta de Ericka.
Mirando hacia el montĂłn de libros que estaban en la parrilla, Johnny se disponĂa ya a empezar a cocinar.
âEntonces, gustas un T-bone, una chuleta de ⊠¥¥¥AY DIOS!!!â
Un libro en particular estaba ya siendo consumido lentamente por el fuego. ÂĄEra su diario!. AhĂ tenĂa las memorias de TODOS sus viajes.
âAhhhhhhh, Ericka ÂĄRĂPIDO!, TRAE AGUA PARA QUE APAGUE ESTO!!
Johnny habĂa entrado en pĂĄnicoâŠ.
dracdadâ:
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    âshouldnât that be around Mavisâ birthday instead?â it wouldâve made more sense that way; itâd been the week monsters had come out of the shadows and properly revealed themselves to human beings. though then again, he didnât want to divert all the attention from his little daughterâs most important day, either. that would be awful.     âeither way,â he began, putting his bothersome phone away, âa party is not something iâd like to have on Halloween. you can always keep being a DJ at weddings here?â a toothy smile was politely offered; hopefully this new suggestion of his would work. if there was something Dracula was, it was stubborn. âor bat-mitzvahs.â he wouldnât give up so easily on his ideals.     Halloween was a feared night that should respect all those monsters whoâd fallen victim in the past, not a celebrated event of some sort.     âwe are not doing this, dude; case closed. try finding something else to do for Halloween night.â what about bingo, or something just as relaxing or soothing? something that didnât involve chaos during the ( formerly ) Most Dangerous Night of the Year.
Well, that was a disappointment for sure. Even though Drac was right stating that the party he was suggesting could be done any other day of the year, it would really defeat its purpose. It really wouldnât feel the same.
And âMonster Thanksgivingâ around Mavisâ birthday?, that doesnât make any sense! Monsters were already common place and adored even before he stumbled upon the mighty castle.
âAwww man, that sucks!â he knew he would not be able to convince his father in law at this point.
Not wanting an awkward situation Johnny pointed the following out after several seconds of silence: âSo⊠have you already thought about the OTHER idea I told you the last month, you know⊠about the Monster Theme Park around the castle?â
My wife and I have binge watched lots of animes in recent times and now itâs Yu-Gi-Ohâs turn. Currently in season 4. This is the first time Iâm watching it since I really wasnât an anime guy before I dated her.
Itâs quite fun but full of plot holes and inconsistencies. My wifeâs favorite character is Seto Kaiba, who I personally find one directional and with the typical bad boy but internally good person personality clichĂ©.
Anyways, here is a small sample of inconsistencies I have found during the series:
-People getting physically hurt by playing a card game with holograms.
-Main characters bending rules just so they could win because of plot reasons.
-Mokuba leaving the shadow realm so he could control the satelite to capture an Image of the Ra card, as requested by Seto, even after it was seen that nobody could leave or enter the shadow realm during the Yugi vs Pegassus duel in season 1.
-Seto âbuildsâ a theme park in the sandlot of the orphanage they were during a flashback and tells Mokuba that itâs the design of Kaibaland.... before they were Kaibas in the first place!!!
They are way more inconsistencies that I may discuss at a later time.
Final Fantasy es y seguirĂĄ siendo mi franquicia de videojuegos favoritas. Por muchas razones me encanta: por sus tramas, su jugabilidad, su mĂșsica y por los personajes que aparecen.
Recuerdo bien que el primer Final Fantasy (El que saliĂł para la NES) lo juguĂ© en 1989 si mal no recuerdo. Sin embargo el verdadero gusto lo adquirĂ cuando juguĂ© Final Fantasy II para Super Nintendo (Final Fantasy IV en JapĂłn).Â
Desde ese momento quedĂ© enganchado con la serie. Es difĂcil enlistar cuales de las 15 entregas (hasta ahora, sin contar secuelas ni spinoffs) son mis favoritas, por lo que hacer un Top 5, o inclusive un Top 10, es muy complicado para mĂ.
Aquel momento en que te das cuenta que el personaje de tu esposa de Pokemon Go estĂĄ SUPER hot!! (Aumentado su hotness aĂșn mĂĄs por la flamita de Charmander jajjaja)
Resulta ser que necesité un cable HDMI mås viejo para poder conectar un decodificador nuevo a una tele ni tan vieja ni tan nueva
ÂżComo es tu relaciĂČn con Ericka? ÂżQue tal se llevan Dennis y ella?
ÂĄEricka es muy cool! A pesar de ser una figura imponente y de autoridad consagrada al ser capitana de un barco, no es nada seria y es super buena onda.
No se deja asustar facilmente y aprendió muy råpido las reglas de como convivir con los monstruos. Creo que me cae mejor que Drac (Nada mas no le digas esto a mi suegrito jejejeje)
Creo que necesitamos convivir un poco mas. A final de cuentas nosotros 2 somos los Ășnicos humanos que vivimos en el Hotel.
Ella adora a Dennis, dice que es lo mejor de los 2 mundos. Después de convivir sola con un anciano toda su vida, el estar con Dennis le es muuuy refrescante.
@erickadraculaâ:
No podĂa dormir, de vez en cuando sufrĂa de insomnio y se dedicaba a recorrer el castillo. ÂżQuĂ© mĂĄs podĂa hacer?
Ericka caminaba inspeccionado las ĂĄreas del jardĂn, habĂa visto que Johnny actuaba muy sospechoso en lugar de estar dormido y se viĂł tentada a seguirlo. ÂżQuĂ© mĂĄs podĂa hacer a altas horas del dĂa?
AcercĂĄndosele sigilosamente se detuvo en seco al escuchar al pelirrojo decir eso, se le hizo una falta de consideraciĂłn, que demonios creĂa que era y viĂ©ndolo con cierta desaprobaciĂłn cruzo sus brazos.
âÂżInterrumpo?â veĂa que se disponĂa hacer una fiesta, tal vez Johnny se estaba volviendo mĂĄs excĂ©ntrico de lo normal y habĂa invitado a sus amigos imaginarios a lo que parecĂa una parrillada.
Aquel muchacho era de sus pocos puntos de conexiĂłn con el mundo humano, Â era cierto que de vez en cuando venĂan turistas humanos al hotel pero no podĂa ponerse a socializar en horas de trabajo.
Ya se habĂa acostumbrado de ver lo anormal como normal, despuĂ©s del crucero ella se habĂa mudado ahĂ y habĂa adoptado rĂĄpidamente cualquiera de las costumbres que le hubiese faltado aprender.
Johnny se quedĂł frĂo al escucharla. Se habĂa olvidado temporalmente que Ericka vivĂa tambiĂ©n en el castillo, siendo ella la segunda humana que vivĂa allĂ y que tambiĂ©n podĂa salir de dĂa sin problema alguno.
Johnny volteĂł muuuuuy lentamente, su expresiĂłn facial de sorpresa, con la boca ligeramente abierta y su piel pĂĄlida como la de Drac.
SabĂa que Ericka podĂa ser un poco violenta debido a su pasado como cazadora de monstruos, por lo que no querĂa arriesgar decir algo inapropiado o estĂșpido.
âHe, he⊠heâŠ. heyâ hablĂł Johnny tartamudeando. No le salĂan las palabras. No habĂa algo que pudiera hacer o decir para hacer que ella se olvidara de lo que dijo.
âPerdĂłnâŠ. es la costumbre Âżsabes?â ContestĂł a su pregunta mirando hacia abajo, con toda la intenciĂłn de evitar la mirada a pesar de que no podĂa ser hipnotizado. Ericka podĂa dar mucho miedo, mas aĂșn que su querido suegro.
AĂșn con su mirada abajo, Johnny continuĂł: âPuessss, tenĂa tantas ganas de unas hamburguesitas y un rib-eye, que decidĂ cocinarme yo solo, obvio, en un momento en que los demĂĄs no nos pudieran ver. Ya sabes que se les hace asqueroso lo que comemos los humanosâ
Johnny jamĂĄs entenderĂĄ porquĂ© unas jugosas hamburguesas y un delicioso corte de carne se le podrĂa hacer asqueroso a alguien⊠a menos que ese alguien fuera vegano.
âÂżGustas?, como sabes no hay nadie aquĂ ademas de nosotros que quiera comer esto.â EscogiĂł cuidadosamente estas palabras para no ofender mas a su âŠ.. Âżsuegra?
dracdadâ:
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    in a second, Dracula rose seemingly from the ground, to stand right next to the short human; with his phone held up in his hand, he observed how Johnny continued to write down what he wanted to say, rather than outright talking to him instead. a buzz; his own phone alerted him of his new messages. he briskly read them over and then raised an eyebrow down at him.     âreally, man?â his son in law was just being lazy now, wasnât he?     a sigh. oh, the things he had to deal with sometimes. âwe never celebrate Halloween here. why should we start doing it now?â it just wasnât a good idea. although heâd done a lot already to modernize the hotel, perhaps a party was just a little too much already. what would Mavis even say about it? sheâd sure had a bad experience a few years back with that huge pumpkin creature that had tried to kill them both.     âitâs not a good idea,â he voiced. if he could come up with something better, then maybe heâd consider it. but Dracula highly doubted the other man would.
Johnny was so busy with his playlist, that he didnât notice that someone was standing right next to him.
It took him a couple of seconds to realize that that person was, in fact, his father in law. He slowly raised his head to look at him, and noticed that Drac was looking at him with a slightly confused look.
âHey dude, didnât see ya standing right hereâ , he said cheerfully, even though on the inside, Johnny was a little disappointed that he wouldnât be able to continue working on his playlist. His concentration was lost already, and he needed to continue his conversation with Dracula.
âYeeeeahh, I know it might not be a good idea for monsters to celebrate Halloween, butâŠ..â, Johnny had to choose his next words carefully, otherwise his awesome idea would go down the drain.
âBut, try to not think about it as Halloween. Maybeeee, think of it as the first Monster Thanksgiving?â. That was it!! Johnny nailed it. Another name for the celebration. That will definitely make Drac change his mind about his idea.
âWe DO need a celebration to commemorate Human/Monster relation, remember that humans no longer kill monsters on Halloween, they worship you now!â And in fact they do just that in Halloween, according to Johnny.
âAnd I need to practice my DJ skills, so a party is a must that dayâ
ÂżTe cae bien tu suegro?
ÂĄSiiii, por supuesto!!! Excepto cuando se pone en modo âhyper sobreprotectorâ con Mavis, o cuando intenta hipnotizarme, o cuando le sale el modo gruñón estilo demonio que hasta las luces se ponen rojizas alrededor, o cuando intenta cubrirme el cuerpo con aves de rapiña, o cuando se le olvida que no soy vampiro y no puedo volar. De ahĂ en fuera todo perfecto.
Lista de âcrushesâ que mi esposa real ha tenido en el mundo del anime:
Seto Kaiba (Yu-Gi-Oh), Sesshomaru (Inuyasha), Kyoya Ootori (Ouran High School Host Club), Light Yagami (Death Note), Ranma Saotome y Kuno Tatewaki (Ranma 1/2).
ÂżQuĂ© tienen en comĂșn ellos?
Todo tienen algĂșn tipo de âdaddy issueâ jajajaja.