Garden claws! Very useful both for digging and for Black Panther impressions!
someone please post the gif
catch me cracking open termite mounds and rotten logs with these like a bear preparing for hibernation
Goblin core!
Not today Justin
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祝日 / Permanent Vacation

Love Begins
we're not kids anymore.
RMH
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cherry valley forever
noise dept.
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Jules of Nature
todays bird
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Misplaced Lens Cap
occasionally subtle
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Garden claws! Very useful both for digging and for Black Panther impressions!
someone please post the gif
catch me cracking open termite mounds and rotten logs with these like a bear preparing for hibernation
Goblin core!
Hey, this made me think of you
*hands you a rock that kills you instantly*
Ok, so a Warforged Fighter that is secretly a Mimic that wanted to see what it was like to adventure.
It has only eaten two people so far, and is very proud of its progress as an adventurer.
- How to Dragon Your Train
Encounter: Iron Dragon
I went through a mimic phase a while back :D
I’M FILLED WITH SO MUCH LOVE IT’S LITERALLY SPILLING OUT OF ME!
Expanded bestiary for The Blight. Updated a bit from back when I first put them up last year. Ko-fi if you like the things I make.
THE KICKSTARTER IS LIVE!!! The Dungeon Master’s Tome is a new session prep journal that we are looking to launch on Kickstarter. 480 pages. A years worth of session planners. A hex map. Over 100 pages for world building.
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/387668994/the-dungeon-tome-a-5e-dm-prep-world-building-journal
I was having a little bit of fun with the monster manual, no I do not take constructive criticism
Add some moral ambiguity to your dungeon crawl by having the family of any monster the players kill immediately show up and scream in horror at the scene* *Depending on monster, “scream” might be replaced with roar, rattle bones, vaguely wobble or photosynthesize sadly, but the point should still get across.
this horrifying monster is canonically just a weird dog and I love him
I’m running a pre-bought campaign in a sci-fi setting
Totally not-shady NPC: I’ll need you to retrieve my secret cargo from the abandoned spaceship, but it’s very private, so don’t look inside–
Player: Is it a girl in a box?
NPC: …What?
Player: This is a sci-fi story, and there’s a box you don’t want us to look into. There’s only ever one way that ends, and it’s always with a girl stuffed into a box.
Other Player: Hey, we don’t even know how big it is. It could just be a cigar box.
First Player: Okay, you’re right. It could be a bunch of sex toys. How big is the box?
NPC: It’s… uh… six feet long by three feet wide by three feet deep…
First Player: Ugh. Okay, fine. Somebody pack a crowbar and a spare set of women’s clothing. We need to go get this girl out of her box.
uhhhhhhh…….
One day I’m going to run a sci-fi campaign of some kind and there will inevitably be a girl-sized box that the players are not allowed to open
And when they open it instead of a girl there will be 12 possums that immediately escape and create possum-related mischief until they can be put back in the box.
Shit my players say
In a tavern and the Sorcerer overheard some half-IRC’s being racist toward haltings, so he walked up and said.
“We’ve all seen halflings, but have you ever seen a full Ling?”
shit I missed my window, next week I guess
Reblog on Tuesday to let your followers know it’s safe to leave the bog
Diferentes razas de perro en versión guerrera, por Nikita Orlov.
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