Fantasy CAMP

Computers, Anime, Men, and Phones. ~Taken by the Bacon~ ~StrumerBacon est. June 12, 2016~

[gg-archive123-deactivated202004]

i am a ruined vessel of sorrow and regret, but i am free.

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[kefkaspallazzo]

[scruffytiger-deactivated2018121]

I got the privilege to get a commission from the incredibly talented and lovely @beefpillow and here is the final result!  Mordecai looks absolutely adorable in her style! It was a pleasure getting this and I would highly recommend her blog and artwork! Please go check her out! 

[sexualbaraturtles]

Commission for @eversojoe! 

Asgore is quite fun to draw :o 

[splendidland]

this is the most frightening ad i’ve encountered on here

[queenremilia-blog]

[josephsk]

Imagine being this stock photo model’s grandchild and seeing dear ol papaw this way on social media

Buy Before You Die

[fazitenenbaum]

Im fkn dying mang

[kaworin]

[surfdog2000]

what th

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

I’VE BEEN TRYING TO find this again for THREE YEARS but once Free! came out I couldn’t google ANIME SWIMMING CLIP ANYMORE

[tierradelatrasero]

This is such a god damn amazing piece of animation

[ink-pedia]

[jnghyns]

i refuse to let this video die

[chesschirebacon]

This patreon piece is taking too long!!! Killl me :(

[boarnoise]

Omg this is wonderful ❤❤❤❤❤❤ *dies*

[onlytwitterpics]

[strumerjon]

Pretty much; especially when I get home from work.

[strumerjon]

I'm going to start posting and reblogging again.

Man you guys suck. Where are the spam messages I've needed for motivation? No wonder I went inactive. Not a single "Yo Strümer/Jon stop being so fucking lazy and reblog and post shit." Or "Wow. You're bad. Get back to being active you lazy piece of shit." Maybe gonna do new pages too since this page just has a cluster fuck of NSFW stuff, which is part of the reason for my inactivity. Can't go on Tumblr anymore with out at least seeing five dicks per minute.

[thingstolovefor]

Dang it looks like the black lady is exorcizing a demon. #Love it!

[your-black-creator-deactivated2]

Fun Fact: she’s 27

[bellygangstaboo]

[likkistu-ormur-deactivated20200]

[srsfunny]

Not Sure Where To Eat? Well, Here’s The Solution

[trip-dancer]

[moondustbeam-deactivated2016032]

i don’t like kids. 

in general, i suppose. i’m not very fond of little kids. i don’t want them. they give me headaches and i cannot deal with their antics. 

HOWEVER

you know what i do when kids talk to me? i smile. i answer them. i tell them their scribbles look really good. i open their juice boxes for them and ask to hear more about their power rangers. 

because although i may not be fond of children, i was one. i remember being a kid and how much sour adults impacted my life even today. so when a child who is screaming and crying with a runny nose walks past me, i put on my smiling face and ask them what’s wrong instead of rolling my eyes. 

because that’s what you do. you tolerate children even if you tend to dislike them. because kids are so impressionable and remember everything. i cannot bring myself to enjoy being around children. but that doesn’t mean i let them know. 

[theflyingfoxy]

I never thought of it that way…

[princeasimdiya12]

Woah.

[steakandcheeeese]

I always get the ‘I thought you hated kids’ when people see me being nice and talking to littlies and all I respond is ‘sure, I’m not a fan of kids and I’m not really planning on having any, but I’m not a complete asshole’ Don’t be a dick to kids, it’s super uncool.

[yourweeaboobs]

and if you see a baby smiling at you please for the love of fuck smile back. you smiling back allows babies to develop an awareness of their impact on other people and how their emotional expression impacts others - basically their social abilities. when you smile back, the baby’s brain registers ‘i expressed a positive emotion and this caused the other person to express that same positive emotion’. 

[outofcontextarthur]

[strumerjon]

(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfiPKr32GZc)

OC/VB coming soon..!