SENTENCE MEME ⟶ SCRUBS / SEASON ONE ( episodes 01.11 – 01.17 )
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“I don’t want to sound insensitive, but why don’t these people have any money?”
“Nobody likes a cranky punching bag.”
“We all have our beliefs. I, for instance, carry around a tiny little monopoly piece for good luck.”
“What is it with friends and the whole wanting to be in your life thing?”
“How am I supposed to believe in someone that is willing to let innocent people suffer?”
“What imaginary slight have you concocted in that paranoid little brain of yours?”
“I make most of my decisions based on your opinion.”
“Put me down for two boxes of those mint thingies.”
“Some random woman pushed me off the bus. It was totally unprovoked.”
“You always say nothing’s wrong, then you sulk for a week, then you finally tell me.”
“You annoy me more than I ever thought possible, but I want to spend every irritating minute with you.”
“That was probably the wrong time to ask for a quickie.”
“What are you saying, that you want to be like me? Do you understand that.. I barely want to be like me?”
“I can’t even pretend to give you tips on intercourse.”
“My therapist thinks my trouble in bed stems from a basic fear of intimacy.”
“The one thing I do know is that I’ve sabotaged a lot of relationships by never talking things out with the person I’m seeing.”
“I’ve been having these thoughts going through my head and I’m afraid that if I tell you I would scare you away.”
“The key to a lot of things is balance.”
“The important thing is just to never stop trying.”
“When you’re really crazy about someone, even waking up isn’t so bad anymore.”
“Just because you have a new girlfriend doesn’t mean the world has suddenly turned into a giant green M&M.”
“Addicts everywhere will still lie, cheat, and steal just to get a fix.”
“People just don’t understand addiction.”
“Oh my god, these people actually like you.”
“I’m so sorry. What am I doing thinking I can take an extra six seconds to pick my breakfast?”
“I’m gonna have to call my mom and tell her she did a lousy job raising me.”
“I am not judgmental. If I were, I’d tell you your shoes are ugly.”
“Your bangs make you look like a chipmunk.”
“We never think about how hard it is to always be the bad guy, you know?”
“I don’t trust her. I’m afraid that she’s gonna hurt you.”
“You’re so jealous that you don’t even care that I’m happy for once.”
“That’s what I like about you –– you don’t give a rat’s ass what anybody thinks.”
“You’ve got to start writing down the names of people that truly annoy you.”
“I don’t spend much time worrying about people’s feelings. I just do whatever makes me happy.”
“If you’re gonna wait, I’d being a book because it’s gonna be awhile.”
“All I did was lose the pants but I think it gives me a completely different look.”
“You’ve got to stop repeating everything I say in that weird tone of voice.”
“What happened last night was a wonderful mistake, but I think it’s probably best if we just go back to the way things were.”
“I cannot believe you almost let me leave.”
“I’m taking one of those quiet moments where I weigh your good qualities against your bad ones and decide if you’re actually worth the trouble.”
“I find you so creepy that I think you should have to walk around with a bell around your neck.”
“If you go ahead and listen very carefully, you’ll hear the familiar sound of no one caring.”
“It’s hard to be honest with you when you’re so neurotic.”
“He makes me feel completely safe, and totally independent at the same time.”
“I can say whatever’s on my mind and even if he doesn’t like it, or understand it, he respects it.”
“Why do you always have to hide behind your stupid little jokes?”
“Bottom line is that couples that are truly right for each other wade through the same crap as everybody else, but the big difference is they don’t let it take ‘em down.”
“There are times when I’m by myself where I concentrate as hard as I can to see if I can’t make myself catch on fire like the human torch.”
“You can’t just drag me out of my house in the middle of the night, cry on my shoulder, then pretend like nothing happened.”
“You can’t go around playing with people’s emotions just because you feel like it.”
“I don’t think you deal with your problems the way emotionally healthy people do.”
“We’ve earned the right to be a little cocky.”
“The devil’s greatest trick was convincing the world he didn’t exist.”
“This kind of overbearing machismo is usually just compensation for a lap pinky.”
“They’re each just one mistake, but when you put them all together it makes four million.”
“I’m not gonna feel bad about what I said.”
“I think most of the bad things that happen around here are your fault.”
“You do realize that you just effectively signed your own death warrant, right?”
“I feel like I’m using you to get past another person.”
“That’s not as sexy as you think it is.”
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