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[scarlct-vvitch]

project hail mary is insane bc the first half is like oh my god the world is dying and there's alien bacteria eating the sun and there's some guy alone on a ship and he's having a breakdown and the flashbacks are getting darker and this is a tragedy the likes of which i have never seen. then BAM andy weir says fuck you actually. here's this pokemon guy he's here to save the day with the power of friendship. and it's the best thing you've ever seen in your life

[64mpg]

i’m on onion rings right now

[64mpg]

get me my keys NOW

[sunatsubu]

I am not immune to Grace in (Ilyukhina's) dress Propaganda

[lilyblisslys]

playing with someone’s tits over a fishnet top adds texture and joy for the cultured lesbian

[mutt-cunt]

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

[so-many-ocs]

immediately after an interaction: i have GOT to get more normal oh god i need to get more normal immediately i have to get more normal or they're going to hunt me down they're going to hunt me down and flay me for sport

during an interaction: and why not put a little spin on it? why not add some conversational zest?

[devilcat3d]

there's just not enough time in the day for video games. even when I want to play them and dont have anything else going on I still don't end up playing them. this is because there's actually only four hours in the day and nobody is talking about this

[lemonscribs]

Pride sharks! Happy pride month :D more super cute pride flags themed sharks coming soon 👀

[sunbeetle]

friend group in their 20s

friend 1: just folded laundry for 3 hours 😊

friend 2: i think my stomach wall is eroding guys idk what to do

friend 3: have u seen a doctor yet???

friend 2: well nooo...

friend 4: someone is at my door 😰

friend 1: just cleaned the sinks and toilets 😍

friend 2: no really the light is fading from my eyes

friend 4: a tree fell on my neighbor

you: just got off work is anybody free

[a hot, silent wind blows]

[curioushappenstance]

taumoeba hot choccy

[tidesandtwilight]

what is with the cop hate??

Oh sorry for the confusion. It’s because I hate cops

[notahorseindisguise]

everytime i wear an outfit like this i think about this tweet

[starrynet]

[thepaleelf]

unemployed bitches at 2:30 on a wednesday

[buggybugkilo]

Me fr

[animalcrossingheritageposts]

Animal Crossing heritage post

[sersi]

Li Jun Li as Cat Hardy Spider-Noir (2026 - ) 1.04

[druid-for-hire]

His raincoat was never packed, because obviously he wouldn't need it in space—I wonder sometimes if Stratt held onto it for any amount of time.

Something something getting someone out of their shell & shucking clams?

[malice-kingdom]

“Save Earth save Erid”

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]