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All the cool kids are doing these. If you prefer to live chaotically, no thoughts just vibes, it's all here. In fact there's certainly stuff in the tag that I'm too lazy or chaotic to put here! Each fic has a brief summary on the post, there's nothing here that requires strong warnings (consider No Archive Warnings Apply), hope you enjoy it and so on and so forth thank you for reading have a good morning/day/evening/night/three am,
Under the cut, because I have manners/keep getting annoyed trying to look at my own blog. Updated 2025 as I rotate Arthur Morgan in my mind till I make myself sick (for the second time)
Pet tag: canon-typical violence, my beloved
Red Dead Redemption
✘ I Never Asked for Company (But I'm Not Asking You To Leave) ✘
Link to the masterlist where hopefully everything is
i. Woodrot & Gunsmoke ✘ ii. The naming of cowboys is a serious matter ✘ iii. Of Warrior Queens and Foundling Sons ✘iv. There was only one tent ✘ v. Dust and Rocks ✘ vi. Claws & Fangs ✘ vii. Every End a Beginning
Same universe, not the chapter fic:
✘ Schofield Shambolics - Arthur Morgan / Female Reader (Hellcat)
✘ Photograph - Arthur Morgan / Female reader (Hellcat)
✘ Cowboy Hitch - Arthur Morgan / Female reader (Hellcat) (18+, smut, explicit)
✘ Moustache (inktober) - Arthur Morgan / Hellcat (f reader)
✘ All in Due Course - Arthur Morgan / Female reader (Hellcat) (18+, smut, explicit)
✘✘ Gen fic (no central romantic relationships)
✘ Uncle Arthur - (Red Dead Redemption 2)
✘ ✘ A Moment's Peace - Arthur Morgan (Red Dead Redemption 2)
✘✘✘ Warnings: Canon-typical violence
✘ Not So Different - Arthur Morgan (Red Dead Redemption 2) & Charles Vane (Black Sails)
✘ Elysium For Exiles (Arthur is a ghost, helping Jack Marston, post RDR1. Multi chapter, ongoing)
✘ i. I grew up fast, I guess I grew up mean ✘
The Witcher
Tea & Tinctures ( Geralt of Rivia / Original Female Character, multi-chapter, ongoing (on hiatus)
Lasting cultural* impact of Deadpool & Wolverine is whenever I see a Honda Odyssey the thought is completed by Ryan Reynolds' voice intoning "fucks hard" onto the end of the thought. For all time, probably
#in the article it says that the sailboat sailors were concerned because they could not be towed quickly because of the kind of boat#so they asked Götheborg what type of ship they were and warned that they would not be able to go above a certain speed#and götheborg went ' we are also a sailboat. 50 meters length. no worries :) '#and the poor sailboat sailors were just like ' That's not possible. they have to be messing with us' and then the ship Rolled Up (via bunjywunjy)
I'm crying. Here's a photo of a sailor from the Götheborg watching over the little sailboat in tow:
From the story:
We repeatedly emphasized that we were aboard a small 8-meter sailboat, but the response was the same each time: "We are a 50-meter three-masted sailboat, and we offer our assistance in towing you to Paimpol." We were perplexed by the size difference between our two boats, as we feared being towed by a boat that was too large and at too fast a speed that could damage our boat.
The arrival of the Götheborg on the scene was rapid and surprising, as we did not expect to see a merchant ship from the East India Company of the XVIII century. This moment was very strange, and we wondered if we were dreaming. Where were we? What time period was it? The Götheborg approached very close to us to throw the line and pass a large rope. The mooring went well, and our destinies were linked for very long hours, during which we shared the same radio frequency to communicate with each other.
The crew of the Götheborg showed great professionalism and kindness towards us. They adapted their speed to the size of our boat and the weather conditions. We felt accompanied by very professional sailors. Every hour, the officer on duty of the Götheborg called us to ensure everything was going well.[...]
This adventure, very real, was an incredible experience for us. We were extremely lucky to cross paths with the Götheborg by chance and especially to meet such a caring crew.
Dear commander and crew of the Götheborg, your kindness, and generosity have shown that your ship is much more than just a boat. It embodies the noblest values of the sea, and we are honored to have had the chance to cross your path and benefit from your help.
"Our destinies were linked for very long hours" is just knocking me out.
Gimli: "It's true you don't see many dwarf women. And in fact, they are so alike in voice and appearance, that they are often mistaken for dwarf men. And this in turn has given rise to the belief that there are no dwarf women, and that dwarves just spring out of holes in the ground!"
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I premiered my lady dwarf OC Dirka today at my local renaissance festival and I felt so beautiful even with a beard. This has been a dream costume of mine for a long time and I'm so pleased with how it came out!
I've decided in order to exorcise the demons (the pull to write an AU to the fic that is already huge and unwieldy to me) by making a post for each of the two ideas tormenting me with The Visions
I'll do it anyway, but perhaps we can have a little post. If anyone is awake
Cowboy & Hellcat AU option tiem
Low Honour Arthur / Hellcat is bounty hunting Arthur AU
Modern AU
Remaining time: 20 hours 51 minutes
The LH/Bede is bounty hunting Arthur one has a lil wee small bit of prose before I stopped myself like oh my god girl whaaat are you doing. The modern au one is fun but less developed, in theory
What did you do with your free time today? I made a really huge outline with hyperlinks and colour coding and now I know what's going to happen in Company up until just after the Blackwater Massacre. Feels good! (I think I can keep my slow burn license if they don't boink until Chapter 18)
Colour coding categories are: date/year; location; supporting characters; bounty type/name; continuity notes; research notes; chapter (with a hyperlink).
I would show you, but, the spoilers
Lol. IDK. Hopefully this helps me to feel less overwhelmed moving forward? Everything that happens in 1899 is a mess, because I don't know how much of the game's plot I want to actually work with. Between you and me I think I will either need to get faster at writing, get comfortable with taking many years to write it, or get comfortable with time skips. The last is almost certainly the most reasonable
(So far for sure we got Blessed are the Meek Hellcats and The Gilded Cage)
This also happened because I think Chapter 10 is getting a bit bogged down in minutiae, and it makes me nervous to work on it. But on second thoughts, it's only at like 3.5k and introducing a new character is always kind of complicated. I just get worried that dialogue isn't my strong suit.
ALSO I based this added character (Her name is Moira) on a throwaway comment made by Jacob Worth, not realising that the woman mentioned in the comment would be a whole-ass character. In hindsight, this is RDR2, I should have known. However, I've already made an AU by having Arthur meet Bede at all, so I guess in my universe Moira is a different person. Her fate is also different! But she's still wth Malloy for now.
What did you do with your free time today? I made a really huge outline with hyperlinks and colour coding and now I know what's going to happen in Company up until just after the Blackwater Massacre. Feels good! (I think I can keep my slow burn license if they don't boink until Chapter 18)
Colour coding categories are: date/year; location; supporting characters; bounty type/name; continuity notes; research notes; chapter (with a hyperlink).
I would show you, but, the spoilers
Lol. IDK. Hopefully this helps me to feel less overwhelmed moving forward? Everything that happens in 1899 is a mess, because I don't know how much of the game's plot I want to actually work with. Between you and me I think I will either need to get faster at writing, get comfortable with taking many years to write it, or get comfortable with time skips. The last is almost certainly the most reasonable
(So far for sure we got Blessed are the Meek Hellcats and The Gilded Cage)
This also happened because I think Chapter 10 is getting a bit bogged down in minutiae, and it makes me nervous to work on it. But on second thoughts, it's only at like 3.5k and introducing a new character is always kind of complicated. I just get worried that dialogue isn't my strong suit.
ALSO I based this added character (Her name is Moira) on a throwaway comment made by Jacob Worth, not realising that the woman mentioned in the comment would be a whole-ass character. In hindsight, this is RDR2, I should have known. However, I've already made an AU by having Arthur meet Bede at all, so I guess in my universe Moira is a different person. Her fate is also different! But she's still wth Malloy for now.
aint it crazy how many people realize they're queer when they have the language to express how they feel and a support system to encourage self exploration????
right at the beginning when she's like how do I help my son feel loved and accepted I'm here shouting
"QUEEN YOU ALREADY DID THAT BY TAKING HIS SIDE AND LEAVING THAT NO GOOD HUSBAND FOR HAVING THE AUDACITY TO KICK YOUR BABY OUT!"
And Good for her! this is the only response to a man who kicks out a child.
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