queer, here, and full of shit

[normal-horoscopes]

GOD MADE TRANS PEOPLE FOR THE SAME REASON HE MADE GRAPES BUT NOT WINE WHO ARE WE TO DENY THIS DIVINE ALCHEMY OF THE SELF?

[carfuckerlynch]

daniel lavery, “something that may shock and discredit you”

[viejospellejos]

Miedo

Sound On

[cheesymovie]

why take the lords name in vain when u COULD have the vocabulary of a baseball playing kid from the 40s

[monstrousgourmandizingcats]

“It’s nice to find that little American boys do really say ‘Gee whiz.’“–J.R.R. Tolkien, on receiving a letter from an American fan, 1944.

[bugsaremypassion]

[gekirider]

[fishyandclintbarton]

[jmtorres]

waiting for millennials to get blamed for killing black friday

[jaidefinichonv2]

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

i’m sorry but this guy screaming like he’s been fucking shot is so fucking funny

[mynameismeowmeow]

transcrito: La banda, acabo aconocieron un animal. que me dieron que es este? parece que un  pato. velen las patas largas EY QUiETO PUTO he expilcarlo. he materon en zoologicano y se voy a reir. Pero es un animal raro AAAAAAAAAAA ME PICo ME pincho mi AAAAA ME ESTA PRESTANDO PICANDO BANDA AAAAAAAA CUREDO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA PUTO SUELTAME LA BELGA

transcript: Look, y’all. Look how weird this thing i found is. Can you tell me what it is? it looks like a duck, look at the long feet HEY QUIT IT SLUT I’M TRYING TO EXPLAIN SOMETHING!  I’m going to the zoolologist and he’s gonna laugh. But you can see it’s a weird animal AAAAaAAaAAAAA It’s PINCHING ME IT’S PINCHING AAAAAAAAA ITS STARTED TO PINCH ME YOU GUYS AAAAAAAAA CURE AAAAAAAAAA SLUT LET GO OF ME YOU BELGIAN

[endlessnightarts]

BUT DOES RUNNING WATER KILL THEM OR NOT??!

[rainbowravioli]

#I can’t believe this is a real scene#it reads like one of those Incorrect Quotes things as a joke#except it’s real

[shencomix]

[678i0u]

#pepper potts was always a superhero

[eternalgirlscout]

justin mcelroy has said many powerful things but honestly no set of words in the english language conveys the same energy as “that’s a funny trick to play on god”

[dunknewton-deactivated20210211]

“you’re rearranging deck chairs on the titanic, my friend” is a very close second

[unholydevilhost]

“we can do whatever sins we want! there’s no god here to observe this” is very good too

[mrsmummifikation]

“the man who sleeps with a machete is a fool every night but one” was also good

[waxminutes]

“for the millionth time the first amendment protects you from the government not the justin”

[dreamresponsibly]

bro shut up i’m trying to recall the details of my prophetic dream

[fuckyeah2000s]

[chrissongzzz]

Give Her attention

[velvetys]

Senpai you’re looking ugly as hell is there something wrong with you?

[some-aries-bullshit]

my villagers after i get stung by wasps

[showerthoughtspost]

A good driver sometimes misses the exit. A bad driver will NEVER miss their exit.

[endangered-justice-seeker]

They are stunning.

[basically-agatha-cromwell]

Their names are Dee Dee Ngozi (55), Duchess Milan (69), Helena (63), and Gloria (70).

Source: https://www.tosurviveonthisshore.com/portraits

[shencomix]