Queer Nerdy Abuela @basically-agatha-cromwell - Tumblr Blog

Catch me being a modern-day cyberpirate screaming up alongside you on the 405 in my mad max car with half a bitcoin farm's worth of RAM in the backseat as I hack your Bitchless Towyota™ device and steal the boat you're towing right off the back bumper of the tesla your dad bought you

As i roar into the sunset you have to swerve* to avoid the small flotilla of hacked Towyota devices trailing behind me

(*in fact you do not swerve because you're on hands-free driving to go along with your hitch-free towing so you can only watch helplessly as your tesla mistakes your stolen booty for a small child and accelerates crashing into it and killing you instantly)

#el flaquito #jajajajaja #this is hell

hometoursandotherstuff

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cwydx34kzlvo

runcibility

"Vanderhorst had been under the influence of MDMA and three litres of vodka she had consumed on the night of the offence last September, her lawyer Michael Hill told the court."

three. liters.

anais-ninja-bitch

i support women's wrongs

homoqueerjewhobbit

#el flaquito #she did nothing wrong

indigosfindings

i really like this thing where websites will have separate "log in" & "sign up" buttons and if you click "log in" it takes you to a sign-up screen anyway so you have to click "i already have an account" and then it will ask if you want to sign in with your facebook account or with instagram or linkedin or deviantart or whatever, and if you choose "username & password" it asks if you want to put in your username or use your thumbprint, and once you put your username & password it emails you a confirmation code, and once you put in the code it says "do you want to give us your phone number for future sign-ins? do you want to sign up for facial recognition? do you want to give us your bones? give us your fucking bones?

#el flaquito #the worst timeline

goth-queen

my-dailydreams

#el flaquito #she ate

abandonedography

Tree coming out of an abandoned chimney (source)

menacevessel-deactivated2020083

Fortified combat tree

wandering-worldbuilder

Joint Dwarf/Elf fortress.

brannonlasgalen

Legolas and Gimli’s townhome in Valinor

bot

tarantula-hawk-wasp

Trapped in the talkative cycle

thotsandpreyers

happy pride 🩷🤍🩵

ily-a

MEAN GIRLS 2004 | dir. Mark Waters

thisisalovestry

file -> phrases that are going to shift something in me forever

insomniparty

nattousan

i think for pride month some trans person should get a little ambitious and change their pronouns to you/your... just to stir the pot

gallusrostromegalus

#ie: Hey have you seen Socks anywhere?#oh yea we were getting low on milk so i asked you to grab some on your way hom#oh! that was nice of you!#shitposting An example from @nattousan's tags, and a worthy contender for my favorites alongside "This/That" and "Oh, whatever you use!"