Not Today, Satan

Lexi, she/her, gay nerd giving myself over to absolute pleasure

[watermelonlicker]

[trickstarbrave]

i love counterspell. "i cast fireball!" no you dont

[isitahairbrush]

[moondustinfj]

[toastbutteregg]

[nyasarin]

[aysweezy]

[caats]

[dajo42]

putting a polaroid of you on my unhinged conspiracy board and linking you with a red string to a post it note that just says "gay"

[only-cat-memes]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[crystalromana]

She is the moment

[movie-gifs]

THE BIRDCAGE — 1996, dir. Mike Nichols

[madeline-kahn]

You're standing face 🤚to ✋face🤚 with I told you so

[jan-pipijan]

if the heavens ever did squeak, she's the last true mouse piece

[jan-pipijan]

every corner's getting more bleak, rat poison each week

[bigandretired-deactivated202501]

[millyxando]

and juan 🧍🏽‍♂️🧍🏽‍♂️🧍🏽‍♂️looked 👁️👁️ up ⬆️⬆️⬆️ at the painting 🖼️🖼️🖼️and saw 👀👀 that theresa’s 💃💃💃 dead 😵husband 🕺was roberto 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️he had eloped 💍with his enemy’s widow 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ it’s a telenovela 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[lovebugism]

chappell roan winning best new artist while dressed as joan of arc after being announced by sasha colby and telling some random man to shut the fuck up. we won so bad

[catchymemes]

Astronaut tweets

[hugaddict]

anyone else wanna hug astronaut Reid Wiseman and weep?

[krystal-prisms]

This is so cool

[i-say-ok]

ok!