musings of a bored intellectual

probably human, any pronouns, fucking immortal

[stuckinsoftrains]

chicken

✨ chic ken ✨

[stuckinsoftrains]

a kid at my school is named minsung and now i’m convinced his parents are minsung shippers /j

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same remus

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yay i drew a frog

stay hydrated <3

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tree

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*looks down at your pinned post* oh no,,, *very deliberately sneezes* guess you’re in love with me now,,,, whatever will we do *wink*

who said i wasnt already ;)

[thelastflyingfuck]

Plot twist

[stuckinsoftrains]

well now u know, i’m the queen of them

[stuckinsoftrains]

*looks down at your pinned post* oh no,,, *very deliberately sneezes* guess you’re in love with me now,,,, whatever will we do *wink*

who said i wasnt already ;)

[stuckinsoftrains]

what if when we get sick and sneeze a lot, it’s just someone falling in love with us and thinking about us all the time since we’re sneezing constantly

what have i come to

[stuckinsoftrains]

why r all guys in real estate named either paul or john

[thelastflyingfuck]

Everybody who reblogs this will get A Thing in their ask box. Will it be a cheesy pickup line? A Victorian era style love confession? A morsle of shitpost wisdom? A choicy tidbit of Knowledge? Reblog to roll the dice.

[stuckinsoftrains]

👀

[incorrect-simps]

Did you drink enough water today?

absolutely not. tequila on the other hand?

[incorrect-simps]

every time this is reblogged i am forced to remember i drank a bottle of tequila and kissed a hot girl

[dreamsimp]

and why is that a bad thing?

[incorrect-simps]

oh it’s absolutely not a bad thing i just have gay panic

[stuckinsoftrains]

i wish to remind u that u kissed a hot girl because that is an achievement in itself

[stuckinsoftrains]

somebody explain to me why my mans diogenes is so iconic yet so underrated

(also if u yk about him please tell me more about his philosophy cus ive been meaning to learn)