Lilith

emotionally damaged

[santoriniblog]

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

i love that i have to go to menswear to find a shirt a human being in the world would wear and then when i do it takes me .5 seconds to find it. I love that

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

me: i need a plain black t shirt

target women’s section: would you like to have a giant scoop neck that would definitely like completely show at least one of your boobs. would you, an adult woman, like to wear a crop top? would you like to look like a human piñata. BLACK? I think you mean jewel tones babey!

target men’s section: yeah sure. it’s the first thing you see as you walk into the shirt aisle. have a good one

[themadcapmathematician]

Women’s section: would you like a shirt made out of tissue paper that costs $34.99??

Men’s section: here’s 25 normal tshirts for a quarter

[dare-to-dm]

Women’s Section: Would you like to play fucking guessing games with our arbitrary sizing systems and style names?  Also, we added a bunch of fake pockets for your personal inconvenience!

Men’s Section: Here’s a bunch of pants organized by the exact inch length of your waist and legs.  With pockets that can hold more than just a credit card.

[sammit-janet]

Women’s Section:  Oh you want a plain tee-shirt?  Here you go, it’s completely see through so you either have to a) wear something else over it or b) let everyone see your bra!

Men’s Section:  Here’s an amazingly comfortable shirt that no one can see your undergarments through.  Have a nice day!

[gutter-adonis]

Women’s section: if you’re a nerd? I guess you wanna show titties and have glitter huh???

Men’s section: Here this has the hogwarts crest on it and it’s like five bucks

[stuckinwonderland]

My cat officially gave birth to a meme.

[stuckinwonderland]

Anyone who creative but can't paint is willing to give my uncreative ass something to paint?

[frostliqour]

Other people are not your home. They are not your medicine. They are a passing smile, a flicker of light, a breath of cool breeze. Remember that. Don’t attach your happiness to any one person. Keep it flowing.

[stuckinwonderland]

" i can't wait to have some alone time with my babies"

"Im gonna make em all so wet"

Me talking about my new watercolor set.

[stuckinwonderland]

My mum: the pretty one

Me: he is a monkey

My mum: No he's not that bad he's pretty

Me: no literally he's half a monkey

An actual conversation between me and my mum when I got her to watch the umbrella academy.

[stuckinwonderland]

I named my cat after my closeted friend (we both are)

I lost her today and I kept looking for her

When I found her she was in the fucking closet.

[justjayl-a-blog]

“It’s been 2199 days since praimfaya”

[stuckinwonderland]

But mainly the apocalypse happened because klause wanted to get high

We still love him tho

[littlehobbit13]

klaus the academy is under attack oh my god he has airpods in oh my god he can’t hear us! oh my god!

[stuckinwonderland]

Oh my god its here

[stuckinwonderland]

Please GIVE ME GIFS OF KLAUS DANCING IN A TOWEL

[seshomieru]

Klaus literally dies trying to save Luther from being jumped and he never brings it up but as soon as Klaus starts talking about a facet of his powers Luther thinks he’s begging for attention, anyway Luther does not deserve rights

[iloveyoudie]

Children behave, that’s what they say when we’re together And watch how you play They don’t understand And so we’re

Running just as fast as we can, holding on to one another hands Trying to get away into the night and then you put your arms around me And we tumble to the ground and then you say

I think we’re alone now, There doesn’t seem to be anyone around I think we’re alone now, The beating of our hearts is the only sound

[astralgabriel]

just klaus being his beautiful brilliant self

[aromaseraphy-lavender]

Reblog if you believe phone call anxiety is real and it isn’t childish bad behavior.

Trying to prove a point to this job helper.

[andyblackveil]

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