Students-RageQuit: UniversalStudentProblems

ABOUT US A blog for four disillusioned college hobos to rage against god, mankind, and school. COME PROCRASTINATE WITH US! AUTHORS thehappiecat (a white girl who pretends to be asian) greengreenveggie (a chinese teenager who pretends to be a perverted grandmother) ask-alucard/limits-approaching-INFINITE (a korean girl who pretends to have a penis) corallily (a taiwanese girl who pretends to be is a whole kpop boy band) Since 4.25.2012

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During my sophomore year at Penn, I tried to kill myself by swallowing a bottle of Wellbutrin. I spent 4 days in the hospital.

Penn’s response? – Sending some administrator to see me in the hospital (HUP). The first and only thing that she said was, “Are we going to make this an annual pattern?”...

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resume:

"Research Assistant, October 2012 - May 2013"

worked on increasing efficiency of branch and bound algorithms

familiar with C/C++, Java, R, Python, Ruby, SQL databases

published paper in prestigious journal

reality: 

"Science Monkey, about 2 weeks"

concocted creative excuses for lack of progress

familiar with the internet, Microsoft Word, and instant noodles

cried extensively into personal journal

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[bestlols-deactivated20140726]

[spiffybaylorbear]

The only thing I’ve learned from O-chem so far

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Simply Put

Stories from the Viewpoints office in the basement of Ida Noyes

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Me: WOW NOW THAT I'M LIVING IN AN APARTMENT I CAN COOK WHATEVER I WANT!

Me: NOW I DON'T HAVE TO CRY OVER FOOD TUMBLRS I CAN JUST MAKE THIS STUFF THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS!!!

Me: *Eats ramen and microwaves pizzas for literally every meal*

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sandwiches

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omigod my old high school played gangnam style at the pep rally

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i want a single because i need a place to fart in peace

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Biological Research Presentations

Member of the audience: Why is that weird shit on your results

Presenter: Oh that's because my shit was bad

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me studying in the winter: It's so cold I need to lie on my bed

me studying in the summer: It's so hot I need to lie on my bed

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me everyday for a week: *looks at legs* oh man I should shave

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"do you play steam"

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True, science can occasionally feel like a Greek tragedy. We named our new cloning system 'Electra' because it allows you to select against the pMOTHER vector just as Electra destroyed her own mother Clytemnestra. Hopefully, your endeavours are more successful than those of Antigone. Thankfully, unlike the original Electra, your selection of the daughter against the mother will not require any atonement to the gods.

DNA 2.0 Electra Cloning System

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your stare was holdin'

ripped jeans, skin was showing

hot night, wind was blowing

WHERE YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING BABY

GET THE FUCK BACK HERE BABY

I'M TRYING TO TALK TO YOU TAKE MY NUMBER DAMMIT

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it's just people being like HEY!! I HAVE AN OPINION!!!!

Little sister describing tumblr