Was ist das?

Female /24 years old/aircraft dispatcher/ attention span of a spastic cat

[tastefullyoffensive]

“Moooom! …can you get my toy for me?” (via qoolove520)

[kathereal]

The baby yell

[emotiona1shorty]

She’s such a patient mom

[thecreach]

That’s one of the most adorable things I’ve ever seen.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

A GOOD MOM

[user234445646778999876654332-de]

MAAAAAAAAAAAA

[zoraiya]

It’s cleaning time again only instead of using just the faucet I decided to try the shower head instead. I left him like this for 20 mins while I cleaned out and scrubbed his cage.

[thebuttkingpost-deactivated2021]

I feel like Africa is playing in his head

[bigstupiduglyogre]

Decadence

[smallmight]

Decadence

[runcibility]

Someone on Facebook said that this was the Aikido version of “POCKET SAND!” and they’re absolutely right

[theoutcastrogue]

@wearesamurai

[melessiaarts]

The Cat in the Ventilation Shaft

[quietdoppelganger]

OP you are the first person I’ve ever encountered whose story vibes are on par with Junji Ito’s

[the-memedaddy]

Meirl

[what-if-dolphins-had-legs]

The monster in my closet: raswwwwhggggraaww

Me: GRAWWWWHHSGAGHJOOIHOOOOWWWWGGOOOLLLYUUUUUUSSAAGHJJIIOO

the monster: okay Jesus I’m sorry

[freekicks]

the witcher + the onion headlines, part i (jaskier)

part 2 (geralt) | part 3 (geralt/jaskier)

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

sexual tension is out, platonic tension is in. I need enemies who have fought each other so many times that they've developed a mutual fondness, realized they have a lot in common, and have to stop themselves from slipping into friendly conversation when they're supposed to be kicking each other's asses.

[wheel-of-misfortune]

[aquilacalvitium]

[fairyofsomething]

reblogging specifically for Megamind

[roolsilver]

Reblogging specifically for Megamind

[big-bad-shorty-king]

Just realized that as we go into the rawring twenties this is the first time FOB, Panic!, AND MCR have all been active at the same time since 2009

[chaotic-carnifex]

“the rawring twenties” ok first of all how DARE you

[chaoticlantern-deactivated20200]

i hate this and i hope it dies

[henryscavills]

[heckifiknowcomics]

[pussy-and-pizzza-x-deactivated2]

This is hilarious

[golden-buddle]

You forgot the Sequel!!

[crestfallensunflower-deactivate]

I’m dead 😂 🤣

[pusheen]

[sandandglass]

[itscalledfashionlookitup]

When people compare the greatness that is The Simpsons to other animated shows like Family Guy it makes me want to set myself on fire

[macabrekawaii]

I went on a date last year and jokingly said “Don’t ask me I’m just a girl” and giggled at a 35 year old man thinking he’d get the reference and instead he said “that’s what I like to hear.”

[returningjedi]

#that is when you start shoving breadsticks in your purse

[aphony-cree]

This episode aired in 1994 and was a direct response to Mattel issuing their first talking Barbie which said phrases like “Will we ever have enough clothes?” and “Math class is tough”

A group that dubbed itself the Barbie Liberation Organization tried to create awareness of gender stereotypes by switching the voice boxes of a few hundred Barbies with those of G.I. Joe dolls, which made G.I. Joes that said things like “What kind of wedding will you have?” and Barbies that said “Vengeance is mine”

[unilady99]

I want a barbie that craves vengeance.

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via teejus)

[ahvei]

in case y'all wanna follow these playlists

Heady bros

white dudes who look like they like rap

basic 20-30s

30+

quiet ppl

POC

fucking hipsters

WM early 20s

early 20s fem

there are many other gems on this dude’s account

[unrussledjimmys]

This is the guy

[cloudfreed]

lyft driver has WM 20s on until i try talking to him then he switches it to the gay bops playlist

[pedrropascal]

Things in Starkid musicals that never fail to make me laugh [x]: A Very Potter Musical

[lumikinetic]

HE JUST FUCKIN MOVES ROUND THE CURTAIN OH THAT’S LIKE THE BEST META JOKE I’VE EVER SEEN

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

The musical that gave us, among other things, Draco Malfoy wanting a rocketship, “Rumbleroar” and of course Cornelius Fudge looking Voldemort in the eye and saying “I STILL DON’T BELIEVE YOU’RE BACK”

In other words, the best Harry Potter adaptation EVER

[lxndrh]

Oh I do NOT like that there’s a whole generation that does not know Darren Criss from AVPM

[whitepeopletwitter]

[818-212]

DRAG HIM, DR. CUNT

[pettycentral]

[sassystarlightcollection-deacti]