Here’s some food for thought-what if Carlos is an Aspie?
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Here’s some food for thought-what if Carlos is an Aspie?
Imagine Person A shaking Person B’s lifeless body in their arms with tear-filled eyes, their voice cracking as they tell them to wake up.
"What was that?"
"I'm not sure but it didn't sound friendly. You should run."
[Loud screeching noises in the distance]
". . ."
[NOPE]
"... I don't even want to know what he used that for.
[So... Firebrand didn't really care where the scientist was. He just bends reality and casually sticks his arm out of the nearest vent, ignoring the fact there was metal in his way, to hold out an empty vial. He must have used the poisonous substance for /something/, but hey! He's returning the vial! :) ]
". . ."
And so things went from weird tomore weird. He was sure that wasone of his vials, but what--oh. Ohh.The strange. . . shadow figure mustbe returning what it had taken fromhim. Well, that was nice. At least ithadn't been rude and kept it. Carlosdecided it would be best to take thevial and set it down on the counter.
"Uh . . . thank you?"
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thinking about ur otps napping is SO IMPORTANT. Does one protectively shush anyone who comes near their sleeping partner. Does one come home to find the other sleeping on the floor under a table or curled in a corner. Does the partner wake them up and move them to some place more comfortable or do they roll their eyes and cover them with a blanket whatever weird place they are. Do their roommates come home to find them both tangled in impossible positions and marvel at how they are somehow asleep. Who gets really emotional the first time they fall asleep together. Who drools on the other one’s chest. Who wakes up with the other’s hair in their nose. these are the necessary questions.
Have you ever wondered if Carlos is just distracting himself with science because thinking about the fact he doesn't belong in Night Vale/couldn't go back with the rest of them hurts too much? I think about that all the time.
NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE.
NO ‘WRITING’… TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 10,000 BCE. LIVE.
URGGA. ROU GRAAURH. RUH.
<SMACKS HANDS ON WALL WITH PAINT.>
NO ‘HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS’ …USE YOUR REPTILIAN BRAIN
EAT YOUR MOM’S CORPSE SHE DIED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SUSTENANCE
PRETEND YOU HAVE JUST AROSE FROM THE SEA
SURVIVE
NO “MULTICELLULAR TRAITS”….. USE YOUR SYMBIOTIC MITOCHONDRIA
REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY, YOU’RE YOUR OWN PARENT
PRETEND IT’S 2BYA
EVOLVE
NO “LIFE.” USE FUNDAMENTAL PHYSICAL FORCES TO FORM SPHERICAL OBJECTS REVOLVING AROUND ONE ANOTHER IN SPACE.
FUSE HYDROGEN INTO HELIUM USING GRAVITATIONAL PRESSURE TO PRODUCE HEAT AND LIGHT.
PRETEND IT’S 4.5BYA.
STABILIZE INTO EQUILIBRIA
NO “MATTER”. EXIST IN THE VOID WITHOUT PURPOSE OR MEANING.
THERE IS NO “YOU”, ONLY THE VAST CONCEPT OF NOTHING.
TIME DOES NOT EXIST.
BE.
Science Proverbs
A watched column never elutes
When in lab, do as the postdocs
Fortune favors the precise
Good data is worth a thousand words
There’s no place like lab on the weekends
Too many undergrads spoils the project
One postdocs trash is another student’s thesis project
Don’t put all your data on one hard drive
A little bit of data is a dangerous thing
Don’t judge a grad student until you’ve pipetted a liter with their pipets
Don’t throw out the pellet with the supernatent
It’s no use crying over broken glassware
Calculate twice, mix once
Hope for the best, prepare for the worst
You wake up to find my muse snuggled up against your muses chest. How does your muse react?
This is the most important thing you’ll ever hear.
" . . . "
He'd come back from getting groceries and there was a floating . . . dog . . . thing outside his lab.
"Uh . . . are you friendly?"