wumbo.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, we wumbo.

[klimtsonian-unofficial]

“the cover is never as good as the origi–”

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

This morning at brunch the server came out and he was like "unfortunately we don't have ice right now because a server just broke a glass in it" and we were all like "no that's fine I think an element of danger at brunch is sexy and fun" and he was like no absolutely I get that but I still can't let you eat glass at my job

[emotiona1shorty]

[lydiamxrtin]

“We need a cover story.”

[honeysfromeden]

nobody:

diego hargreeves:

[intohis-angeleyes-deactivated20]

is this not klaus?

[danielsarmand]

klaus: are you in the mood for a quickie

ben, choking: w-what?

klaus: you know, one of those egg things

ben: IT'S PRONOUNCED QUICHE

[lettertomilena]

I literally haven’t been able to stop thinking about the absolute FLAVOR of the Istanbul fight scene since I saw it…I haven’t been so floored by a fight scene since Kingsman…the song was truly IT for that scene!

[p-trichor]

The Hargreeves as John Mulaney quotes

(because I’m John Mulaney trash and now I’m TUA trash too)

Luther

Diego

Allison

Klaus

Five

Ben

Vanya

[gahdamnpunk]

💀💀💀

[eggsyprice]

klaus: talking to ben in the backseat of diego’s car

diego:

[monsieurrobot]

[m1uw]

friend: hey wanna hang out?

me: sure

friend: can i invite some other people too?

me:

[m1uw]

friend: hey wanna hang out?

me:

[m1uw]

friend:

me:

[m1uw]

me:

[rotfront]

14-year old me was like “it’s not a phase” and then i listened to the same shitty emo bands for a decade and it wasn’t

[thothoes]

this is the funniest twitter thread i’ve ever seen in my goddamn life

[myheartisbro-ken]

The ‘what color’ guy is going places

[dragon-hoard]

because its not a guy

[peelingmandarins]

anyway why is archery so fucking sexy

[insaneinspireddreamer]

long distance murder

[fandomlife-confessions]

[weirdgirlvampire]

i am LOVING the Twilight Renaissance